Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Sep 1998.
PIC - 2-4-5 Trioxin
alt.ascii-art
· 6 messages · 29 Sep 1998 - 30 Sep 1998
>From: "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> >> >> | | .sSs S | | >> | | .sS' `S. .S | | .SSSS "Hey, these >> | | sS' `S S' S | |.S' things don't >> |_| .S' SSss S. .S | |S' leak do they?" >> X=|_| .R' `SamcS' sSSs |`S98S. \ >> | | .te' . `SSSs. | | `S \ >> | | .eS' .sS .S' | . .S' >> ------------' | sL' .sSS' S' | S.-.S'------------------ >> --------------' `SSssS' .SSS..---S---.SSS.`-`SSS'----S-------------- >> "Leak? Hell no. S'/`S .S'\`S .S .S >> These things ssSSSSSs .S/ .S .S .S' .S Ss. .S S' S. .S' >> were made by the `S' S' .S' S'.S' S'. `S.S' .S SS. S' >> U.S. Army Corps. .S .'SSSS' S S' .S '. .S' S' .S`S `S >> of Engineers!" S' |S' `S. .S S .S' |.S`S S S' S. S >> / __..---S---|S `S S' S..SS' .S' S. S S `S S >> / _.-~ S__.|S S S `SS' S'--`S-..__S `S' >> |-...___ _.-~ `. .'..__ ~-._ >> | |-..._____`..______________..' ~-._ _...-| >> | | _...---|------|---..._ _/__.. + | >> |-..._ | |-...______________...-|/(__)+_ .+ ` | >> |-..._| |-..._ | <.-o-_(_)__..-| >> | |-..._| | (leak)--> |\ +(_)__(_).-| >> | | |-..._ ______ _...-| \(_).` ' + | >> --------| | |-..._| |______| |_...-| + ` . ` | >> ~ _ - | | | | | | >> --------| | | PROPERTY | | |\ >> --------|-..._ | |DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY| | | \ >> --------|-..._| |-..._ | IN CASE OF EMERGENCY | |_...-|--\ >> - _ ~ o | |-..._| |CALL 1 (800) 454 8000 | _...-|_...-| o \ >> --------`-...___| |-..._ ______ _...-| |_...-| |----\ >> ----------------`-...___|-..._| |______| |_...-| |_...-'----'\ >> ------------------------| |___...-'------------\ >> - ~ - _ o ~ `-...______________...-' ~ _ - o ~ - _ \ >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------' >I like this one... > >Especially those gasbubbles near where the leak is... Thanks. > >Ehm, the Army corps of Engineers, aren't they supposed to build bridges, >clear >walls and blow up opbstacles? =) I guess so, but they were supposed to have made these canisters with zombies and the toxin 2-4-5 Trioxin inside from the movie "The Return of the Living Dead". My favorite horror flick. . http://members.aol.com/lester5374/index.htm - Ansi home page FTP://members.aol.com/lester5374/ansi - To download the ANSI format
| | .sSs S | |
| | .sS' `S. .S | | .SSSS "Hey, these
| | sS' `S S' S | |.S' things don't
|_| .S' SSss S. .S | |S' leak do they?"
X=|_| .R' `SamcS' sSSs |`S98S. \
| | .te' . `SSSs. | | `S \
| | .eS' .sS .S' | . .S'
------------' | sL' .sSS' S' | S.-.S'------------------
--------------' `SSssS' .SSS..---S---.SSS.`-`SSS'----S--------------
"Leak? Hell no. S'/`S .S'\`S .S .S
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|-...___ _.-~ `. .'..__ ~-._
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| | _...---|------|---..._ _/__.. + |
|-..._ | |-...______________...-|/(__)+_ .+ ` |
|-..._| |-..._ | <.-o-_(_)__..-|
| |-..._| | (leak)--> |\ +(_)__(_).-|
| | |-..._ ______ _...-| \(_).` ' + |
--------| | |-..._| |______| |_...-| + ` . ` |
~ _ - | | | | | |
--------| | | PROPERTY | | |\
--------|-..._ | |DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY| | | \
--------|-..._| |-..._ | IN CASE OF EMERGENCY | |_...-|--\
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--------`-...___| |-..._ ______ _...-| |_...-| |----\
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Lester5374 wrote: > > | | .sSs S | | > | | .sS' `S. .S | | .SSSS "Hey, these > | | sS' `S S' S | |.S' things don't > |_| .S' SSss S. .S | |S' leak do they?" > X=|_| .R' `SamcS' sSSs |`S98S. \ > | | .te' . `SSSs. | | `S \ > | | .eS' .sS .S' | . .S' > ------------' | sL' .sSS' S' | S.-.S'------------------ > --------------' `SSssS' .SSS..---S---.SSS.`-`SSS'----S-------------- > "Leak? Hell no. S'/`S .S'\`S .S .S > These things ssSSSSSs .S/ .S .S .S' .S Ss. .S S' S. .S' > were made by the `S' S' .S' S'.S' S'. `S.S' .S SS. S' > U.S. Army Corps. .S .'SSSS' S S' .S '. .S' S' .S`S `S > of Engineers!" S' |S' `S. .S S .S' |.S`S S S' S. S > / __..---S---|S `S S' S..SS' .S' S. S S `S S > / _.-~ S__.|S S S `SS' S'--`S-..__S `S' > |-...___ _.-~ `. .'..__ ~-._ > | |-..._____`..______________..' ~-._ _...-| > | | _...---|------|---..._ _/__.. + | > |-..._ | |-...______________...-|/(__)+_ .+ ` | > |-..._| |-..._ | <.-o-_(_)__..-| > | |-..._| | (leak)--> |\ +(_)__(_).-| > | | |-..._ ______ _...-| \(_).` ' + | > --------| | |-..._| |______| |_...-| + ` . ` | > ~ _ - | | | | | | > --------| | | PROPERTY | | |\ > --------|-..._ | |DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY| | | \ > --------|-..._| |-..._ | IN CASE OF EMERGENCY | |_...-|--\ > - _ ~ o | |-..._| |CALL 1 (800) 454 8000 | _...-|_...-| o \ > --------`-...___| |-..._ ______ _...-| |_...-| |----\ > ----------------`-...___|-..._| |______| |_...-| |_...-'----'\ > ------------------------| |___...-'------------\ > - ~ - _ o ~ `-...______________...-' ~ _ - o ~ - _ \ > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------------------------------------------------------' I like this one... Especially those gasbubbles near where the leak is... Ehm, the Army corps of Engineers, aren't they supposed to build bridges, clear walls and blow up opbstacles? =) Ojoshiro -- ____ Time : Tue Sep 29 16:37:53 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (152) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
>From: "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> >>Ehm, the Army corps of Engineers, aren't they supposed to build bridges, >>clear >>walls and blow up opbstacles? =) >I guess so, but they were supposed to have made these canisters with zombies >and the toxin 2-4-5 Trioxin inside from the movie "The Return of the Living >Dead". My favorite horror flick. Actually, I think the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers makes and develops everything for the Army, whatever it might be (the engineering department of the Army). In fact, I believe they developed the $400.00 toilet seats and the $69.00 toilet paper dispensers for the Army not long ago. :) . http://members.aol.com/lester5374/index.htm - Ansi home page FTP://members.aol.com/lester5374/ansi - To download the ANSI format
Lester5374 wrote: > > >From: "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> > > >>Ehm, the Army corps of Engineers, aren't they supposed to build bridges, > >>clear > >>walls and blow up opbstacles? =) > > >I guess so, but they were supposed to have made these canisters with zombies > >and the toxin 2-4-5 Trioxin inside from the movie "The Return of the Living > >Dead". My favorite horror flick. > > Actually, I think the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers makes and develops > everything for the Army, whatever it might be (the engineering department of > the Army). In fact, I believe they developed the $400.00 toilet seats and the > $69.00 toilet paper dispensers for the Army not long ago. :) > . > http://members.aol.com/lester5374/index.htm - Ansi home page > FTP://members.aol.com/lester5374/ansi - To download the ANSI format Whow, Is a $400.00 toilet seat some new secret american weapon? ---------------------------------,-.._----------------------------------------- File: TSx1 Date: 10/30 / Top ""-.._ IN THE ARMY NOW ._ ._ ._ ._ -------------------------------(_Secret )----------------{\){\){\){\)------ ""-.._ 0/ /n`/n`/n`/n` ""-' ,----------------------. _, ( Men! This here is the ) ._ ._ ._ (/} _.-` TSx1 '--. {\){\){\) n_n 'n\ ( Operation is simple... )/n`/n`/n` / _ \ \' `-----------------------' `/ `/ `/ [ (_) ] U U U U `._.' Nn nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,-------------------. _, ( Put it around the ) ._ ._ ._ (/} _.-` enemy's neck and '--. {\){\){\) n_n 'n\ ( slam the lid shut. ) /n`/n`/n` / _ \ \' `--------------------' `/ `/ `/ [ (_) ] U U U U `._.' Nn nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,-------------------. ,-{ He's joking, right? ) _, ( These cartridges ) ._ _,._ `-------------------' _._ (/} _.-` will prepare it '--. {\)(/}{\) (_=_)-. 'n\ ( for the next action ) /n`/n /n` | " |_ \ T-' `--------------------' `/ `/ `/ `-.-' "-` U U U U Nn nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,----------------------. ? ,--{ Looks like a frog ) _, ( The russkies have come ) `_,._ ._ `-----------------< .oo (/} _.-` up with this thing.,-' (/}{\){\) -.( Hell no! That ) ( -) 'n\ `-------------------< ,- /n /n`/n` ( is no frog )' " " \' ( What is it }-' `/ `/ `/ `----------' U `----------' U U U Nn nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,-----------------------. ,--{ I say it's a frog ) _, ( It costs around $350.00 ) ._ _,._ `-----------------< .oo (/} _.-` so ours is better... ,' {\}(/}{\) -.( for $350,00 ? ) ( -) 'n\ `--------------------<_ ,/n`/n /n` .--`That's not a < " " \' ( Ah,the tactics of }-' `/ `/ `/ ( frog it's froud! ) U ( finance... ,----' U U U `----------------' Nn `----------' nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ,----------------. ,--{ Frogs don't bite. ) _, ( It seems to bite ) ._ ._ ._ `-----------------< .oo (/} _.-`----------------' {\}{\){\) -.( I told you it ) ( -) 'n\ ,--------. ,/n`/n`/n` ( is not a frog. ) " " \' ( Lawyer ? }-' `/ `/ `/ `--------------' U `--------' U U U Nn nN nN nN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________________________________________/ Ojoshiro /"""""""""""" -- ____ Time : Wed Sep 30 10:44:23 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Small change can often be found under seat cushions. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (17) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
Whow, Is a $400.00 toilet seat some new secret american weapon?
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________________________________________________________/ Ojoshiro/"""""""""
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____ Time : Wed Sep 30 12:39:31 1998
.X+. .
.Xx+-. . Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.
XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (11)
XXxx++--..
`XXXxx+++--'
`XXXxxx'
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