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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 May 2002.
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[comic] Space Trek - Episode 1

[comic] Space Trek - Episode 1

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 26 May 2002 - 31 May 2002
David Palmer <dav...@ntlworld.com> ASCII art 26 May 2002 06:38 · permalink · report
 This is the worst      I know. I thought you
 party I've ever        said your new friend
 been invited to.       was meeting you here..
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     [____)___)         .'_/|



   Oh here he is -
   HEY PETE, OVER HERE!                                Sssshhhh!..we
        /                                              have to leave now!
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    |__|__|__             |_(                                    _|| |
    [____)___)          .'_/|                                   ((___)



   But you've only just          No time - we must
   got here. Let's have          leave right now!
   a drink first....
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_____|  |  |___________\  |  /__________|| |______________________________
     |__|__|__          )_|_(          _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)        ((___)



 WHAT THE HELL                    We'll take my vehicle, hurry!
 WAS THAT KABOOM?                         \
        /

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 Hey Pete, can        NO WAY!
 I drive?             Now run!
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  Hey Pete can we     Yes, yes, just get in!
  wear the cool              \
  clothes?
       /
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___|  |  |______|  /_________| || |_________________________________________
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   (__I__)    .'_/|         (__)(__)





               Now what's wrong   He wanted to
 .-------.     with him?          wear the kinky           |
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_______________|   (__I__)     (__)(__)    [____)___)         `.



........To be continued


(female figure based on VK's naked self portrait)

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The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 27 May 2002 06:08 · permalink · report
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Cor! It's Joaquim and Annie! Wazzup, guys?
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  /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
  \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
   \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
    )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
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     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"



                      Hi, Dave! Hi, Ronnie! Nice to see you.
                                             /
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  /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
  \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
   \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
    )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
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     |  |  |           ( )|( )           `/  .`       || |
     }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
     |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
_____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"



          You brought a 14-year-old to this party?
                            /
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  /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
  \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
   \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
    )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
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     \  |  |          \   |   /         |_ ___ _|     || |
     |  |  |           ( )|( )           `/  .`       || |
     }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
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_____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"



                           Ummm...Annie isn't 14 any more, Ronnie.
                                                      /
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  /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
  \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
   \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
    )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
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     }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
     |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
_____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"



Too right, mate! That's for bloody sure! Uff da!
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  \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
   \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
    )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
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     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"



                          (
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   | |     | |     \ \|       |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
    \|     |/       )/         \(       /`     \     |    |
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     \  |  |          \   |   /         |_ ___ _|     || |
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     }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
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_____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
     |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
     [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                  >--|                      `"
 




                           Ronnie seems to have 'issues,' Joe.
                                            /
                                         _____      _____    Uff da!
                                        (((   `\   /   \\\  /
                                        _ _`\   ) [_[_]--\\
                                        (^  )   ) /_    /|/
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           )                            /`     \     |    |
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    ####/'=;%|),                         (  (         || |
   ####(\=|/%;='\                         \  \        || |
__###%.A;'!):\>,|)________________________|\  )_______|| |__________
 (\=D/__|__|_V )%;\                       } \ (      _|| |
/%;\'[____)___)<E)_.                    _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                        `"  _/ _)
                                            `"




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> 
> Cor! It's Joaquim and Annie! Wazzup, guys?
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>      #####             .|||||.          (((   `\   /   \\\
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>     #(    _\         ||||||   >          ~-(     ) {-}  |=
>      #  \__|        ||||||| -/          __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
>       \  _/         |.|-|'  `--.      ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
>     .-'==='-.       / / \   / \ \    (          ,._\ | | ||
>    /         \     / (   `-'   ) \    `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
>   /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
>   \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
>    \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
>     )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
>      |     |         \_________/        |       |    \_   J
>      \  |  |          \   |   /         |_ ___ _|     || |
>      |  |  |           ( )|( )           `/  .`       || |
>      }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
>      |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
> _____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
>      |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
>      [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
>                                         `"  _/ _)
>                                             `"
> 
> 

<snip>

Oh no, not you again! I thought you'd retired. But no, here you are again using
yet another lame fake persona. Come off it, who do think you're fooling?

CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 28 May 2002 18:04 · permalink · report
David Palmer writes
>"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote
>> 
>> Cor! It's Joaquim and Annie! Wazzup, guys?
>>        \
>>                                          _____      _____
>>      #####             .|||||.          (((   `\   /   \\\
>>     #### _\_          |||||||||         _ _`\   ) [.[.]--\\
>>     ##=-[.].]        ||||||  .          (^  )   ) /_    /|/
>>     #(    _\         ||||||   >          ~-(     ) {-}  |=
>>      #  \__|        ||||||| -/          __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
>>       \  _/         |.|-|'  `--.      ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
>>     .-'==='-.       / / \   / \ \    (          ,._\ | | ||
>>    /         \     / (   `-'   ) \    `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
>>   /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )      \     /  __\|_| ||
>>   \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
>>    \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(       /`     \     |    |
>>     )|==[]=|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
>>      |     |         \_________/        |       |    \_   J
>>      \  |  |          \   |   /         |_ ___ _|     || |
>>      |  |  |           ( )|( )           `/  .`       || |
>>      }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
>>      |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
>> _____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
>>      |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
>>      [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
>>                                         `"  _/ _)
>>                                             `"
><snip>
>
>Oh no, not you again! I thought you'd retired. But no, here you are again using
>yet another lame fake persona. Come off it, who do think you're fooling?

                              what makes you think
                                it's been spiked?
                                  /          _____    _____
       #####             .|||||. /          (((   `\ /   \\\
      #### _\_          |||||||||           _ _`\  )[.[.]--\\
      ##=-[.].]        ||||||  .            (^  )  )/_    /|/
      #(    _\         ||||||   >            ~-((,,) {-}  |=
       #  \__|        ||||||| -/     (~~~)  ,-'`),,)) #//  (\
        \  _/         |.|-|'  `--.    \_/  .-  ,    `\ /    \
      .-'==='-.       / / \   / \ \   _|_ (o  ( o  Y\ \| | ||
     /         \     / (   `-'   ) \  "| \/`--'`--'/ \ | | ||
    /_/| DAVE|\_\   (  .._\~/ `-'\  )   \__/\     /  _\|_| ||
    \ \|     |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /         ) .  ;/6______)|
     \ |     | /       /  _|_    \(         /      \/  |    |
      )|==[]=|(       |           |        / \,/    ; (|====|
       |     |         \_________/         |  /    :   \    J
       \  |  |          \   |   /          | /   .'     || |
       |  |  |           ( )|( )           |/  .'       || |
       }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
       |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
  _____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
       |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
       [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                          `"  _/ _)
                                              `"
-- 
    __ ___ __
:::/  |_  | .`)::
::( (-| | |  <:::
:::\__|___|_|_\::

The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 28 May 2002 19:19 · permalink · report
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dav...@rocketmail.com (David Palmer) wrote:

>                  Oh no, not you again! I thought you'd retired.
>      #####       But no, here you are again using yet another lame
>     #### _\_     fake persona. Come off it, who do think you're fooling?
>     ##=-[.].]     /
>     #(    _\
>      #   __|
>       \  _/
>     .-'==='-.
>    /         \
>   /_/| DAVE|\_\
>   \ \|     |/ /
>    \ |     | /
>     )|==[]=|(


           Dave seems to have 'issues,' Joe.
                          /
                       _____      _____   Well, fortunately, this is
                      (((   `\   /   \\\  /  only a cartoon in a Usenet
                      _ _`\   ) [_[_]--\\    newsgroup...not real life.
                      (^  )   ) /_    /|/
                       ~-(     ) {-}  |=
                      __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
                    ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
                   (          ,._\ | | ||
                    `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
                       \     /    \| | ||
                        =[]=;      |_|_)|



   Do you think Joris Bellinger will ever post in this newsgroup again?
                          /
                       _____      _____   Frankly, I'd rather hear from
                      (((   `\   /   \\\  /  Sandra van Zanten.
                      . .`\   ) [.[.]--\\
                      (^  )   ) /_    /|/
                       ~-(     ) {-}  |=
                      __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
                    ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
                   (          ,._\ | | ||
                    `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
                       \     /    \| | ||
                        =[]=;      |_|_)|



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David Palmer <dav...@ntlworld.com> ASCII art 28 May 2002 20:42 · permalink · report
The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in message
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> *** post for FREE via your newsreader at post.newsfeed.com ***
<snip>
>            Dave seems to have 'issues,' Joe.
>                           /
>                        _____      _____   Well, fortunately, this is
>                       (((   `\   /   \\\  /  only a cartoon in a Usenet
>                       _ _`\   ) [_[_]--\\    newsgroup...not real life.
>                       (^  )   ) /_    /|/
>                        ~-(     ) {-}  |=
>                       __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
>                     ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
>                    (          ,._\ | | ||
>                     `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
>                        \     /    \| | ||
>                         =[]=;      |_|_)|
>
>
<snip>
>
>
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>

            Issues? Me? Nah! I've always
            enjoyed your sense of humour.
            Why not make some of your own
            original ascii art and post
            it here?
             /
    #####
   #### _\_
   ##=-[.].]
   #(    _\
    #  \__|
     \___/
    .'   `      (@)
  ( )     ,\     |
  | |     | \___\|/
  | |     |\____:_3
  | |     |      |
  |_|==o=={      |
  :..     |
  '''  Y  |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    }  )  )
    |  |  |
    |__|__|_
    [____)__)

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		--(CJRandall said it like only they can.)--
> 
>                               what makes you think
>                                 it's been spiked?
>                                   /          _____    _____
<snip>

                          Why is everyone staring at me?
                              
                              /           _____      _____
      ._-_.             .|||||.          (((   `\   /   \\\
     //// _\          |||||||||         - -`\   ) [.[.]--\\
    ///   .'.        ||||||  .          (^  )   ) /_    /|/
    /|(    _\        ||||||   >          ~-(     ) {-}  |=
    \\|   _|        ||||||| -/           . ((,,,))  #//  (\
    //\\  _/         |.|-|'  `--.      ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
    \.-'==='-.       / /       \ \    (          ,._\ | | ||
    /  No     \     / o \~~o/   o \    `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
   /_/| I'm |\_\   (  .._\ / `-'\  )      \     /  _\_|_| ||
   \ \|Not  |/ /    `-.__:_3   |/ /        =[]=; 9|_______)|
    \/| Goth|\/       /\ _|_   /\(       /`     \     |    |
     )|xx==x|(       |           |       |       )    |====|
      |   / |         \   \#/   /        |       |    \_   J
      \  |  |          \   |   /         |_ ___ _|     || |
      |  |  |           ( )|( )           `/  .`       || |
      }  )  )           /  |  \           (  (         || |
      |  |  |          |   |   |           \  \        || |
 _____|  |  |___________\  |  /____________|\  )_______|| |__________
      |__|__|__          )_|_(             } \ (      _|| |
      [____)___)        (__I__)          _/`_ \ \    ((___)
                                         `"  _/ _)
                                             `"

      ^-- lookie I accidently did a self pretentious self portrait
      while trying to roughen up the geek.

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' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
 ((,,_;'.;'                 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

palt <pal...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 30 May 2002 09:18 · permalink · report
"David Palmer" <dav...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:<yVRI8.3274$C72...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net>...
> The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in message
> news:3cf...@post.newsfeed.com...
> > *** post for FREE via your newsreader at post.newsfeed.com ***
>  <snip>
> >            Dave seems to have 'issues,' Joe.
> >                           /
> >                        _____      _____   Well, fortunately, this is
> >                       (((   `\   /   \\\  /  only a cartoon in a Usenet
> >                       _ _`\   ) [_[_]--\\    newsgroup...not real life.
> >                       (^  )   ) /_    /|/
> >                        ~-(     ) {-}  |=
> >                       __ ((,,,))  #//  (\
> >                     ,-  \__/   `\  /    \
> >                    (          ,._\ | | ||
> >                     `-.-``-.-'/ \ \| | ||
> >                        \     /    \| | ||
> >                         =[]=;      |_|_)|
> >
> >
>  <snip>
> >
> >
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> 
>             Issues? Me? Nah! I've always
>             enjoyed your sense of humour.
>             Why not make some of your own
>             original ascii art and post
>             it here?
>              /
>     #####
>    #### _\_
>    ##=-[.].]
>    #(    _\
>     #  \__|
>      \___/
>     .'   `      (@)
>   ( )     ,\     |
>   | |     | \___\|/
>   | |     |\____:_3
>   | |     |      |
>   |_|==o=={      |
>   :..     |
>  '''  Y  |
>     |  |  |
>     |  |  |
>  )  )
>     |  |  |
>     |__|__|_
>     [____)__)



  Said the spider to the fly.




        I brought           We caught him completely
        the probe.          off guard. Everything's ready.
            /                             /
           /                             /


       #####                          ______
      #### _\_                       /      \
      ##=-[.].]                     | \      |
      #(    _\                      \_/   a  |
       #  \__|                      \       /
        \   /                        \_    /
       .'===`.     (@)                 \  /
     ( )     ,\     |                 /    \
     | | DAVE| \___\|/                | | ||
     | |     |\____:_3               _|_| ||
     | |     |      |               8_____)|
     |_|==[]={      |                 |    |
     :..     |                        \_   J
     '''  Y  |                         || |
       |  |  |                         || |
       |  |  |                         || |
       }  )  )                         || |
       |  |  |                         || |
       |__|__|_                       _|| |
       [____)__)                     ((___)







                   NOW we can
                   get started                  Heeeelp!!! Somebody
                        /                       get me out of here!
                       /                        This isn't funny!
                                                        \
   #####       ______                                    \
  #### _\_    /      \                                    \
  ##=-[.].]  |      / |
  #(    _\   |  a   \_/
   #  \__|    \       /
    \  _/      \    _/                      .-'"'-.                \ //
  .-'==='-.     \  /                       /       \            \\\|\\|//
 /         \   /    \  (@)                /         \          \\ \Lv_<v-
/_/| DAVE|\_\  || | |   |                 |    _     '.       \_> >/( o)
\ \|     |/ /  || |_|__\|/                |   / \      '.____ >//-/  '_\
 \ |     | /   |(________3               /   /   '.          '-'     (_
  )|==[]=|(    |    |   |     _.-.  _.--v   /  _  _\_..____.-'"'-  ___/>
   |     |     L   _/   |  _C'____[]______,'__E"[]_______________)______
   \  Y  |      | ||      /_____________________________________________\
   |  |  |      | ||            \ \  / /                   \ \  / /
   }  )  )      | ||             \ \/ /                     \ \/ /
   |  |  |      | ||              \  /                       \  /
   |  |  |      | ||              -""-                       -""-
   |__|__|__    | ||_            | () |                     | () |
   [____)___)   (___))            -__-                       -__-


----
the unknown artist from the alternate dimension

David Palmer <dav...@rocketmail.com> ASCII art 31 May 2002 08:20 · permalink · report
.              Okay Joaquim, are you sure there's
               no way we can persuade you to
               make some more Nerdboy strips?
                        / 
                       / 
 
   #####       ______
  #### _\_    /      \ 
  ##=-[.].]  |      / |
  #(    _\   |  a   \_/
   #   __|    \       /
    \  _/      \    _/                      .-'"'-.
  .-'==='-.     \  /                       /       \
 /         \   /    \  ()                 /         \           ____
/_/|     |\_\  || | |  ||                 |    _  _.-'.        ///  \
\ \|     |/ /  || |_|__||                 |   / \/     '.____  /-[o]o]
 \ |     | /   |(________3               /   /   '.          '-|/   _\
  )|==[]=|(    |    |  ||     _.-.  _.--v   /  _  _\_..____.-'"%|((-)
   |     |     L   _/  ||  _C'____[]______,'__E"[]________|_____)\\#____
   |  Y  |      | ||   :  /_____________________________________________\
   |  |  |      | ||  :         \ \  / /                   \ \  / /
   |  )  )      | ||   :         \ \/ /                     \ \/ /
   |  |  |      | ||   :          \  /                       \  /
___|  |  |______| ||___:__________-""-_______________________-""-____________
   |__|__|__    | ||_  `.        | () |                     | () |
   [____)___)   (___)) .'         -__-                       -__-
......................'


(Coming soon: Space Trek - Episode 2)

"David Palmer" <dav...@rocketmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:30b...@posting.google.com
> .              Okay Joaquim, are you sure there's
>                no way we can persuade you to
>                make some more Nerdboy strips?

Should've seen this one coming... Start making an ASCII strip,
devote so much time to it that it eventually fizzles out and
dies, and get a probe up your ass. It's really a quite common
phenomenon; I should just have paid more attention to the
symptoms...

- jg

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> "David Palmer" <dav...@rocketmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
> news:30b...@posting.google.com
>> .              Okay Joaquim, are you sure there's
>>                no way we can persuade you to
>>                make some more Nerdboy strips?
> 
> Should've seen this one coming... Start making an ASCII strip,
> devote so much time to it that it eventually fizzles out and
> dies, and get a probe up your ass. It's really a quite common
> phenomenon; I should just have paid more attention to the
> symptoms...
> 

Just remember that some people actualy pay for probes.  Ones man trash
is another mans gold.  


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       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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