Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Jul 1996.
Request-Insulting Art
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 20 Jul 1996
Hello Vam...@aol.Com,
On 14 Jul. 96 19:32 Vam...@aol.Com (Vampla wrote to All...
V(> >Hi, I was wondering if anyone has any insulting ASCII art that I can
V(> >use for flaming "Make Money now" advertisers on the newsgroups.
Here goes...
You would not have a clue if it was clue mating season and you stood
in the middle of a field full of horny clues, smeared yourself with
clue musk and did the clue mating dance! Twit!!
The Great On-line God will punish you for this blasphemy - this heresy!
You will be afflicted with boils, zits, dandruff and creepy brothers-in-law.
Your children will shave their heads (especially the girls) and demand
Power Macs. Your cat will eat a ball of yarn and have mittens. You
will learn that you are directly related to both Jesse Helms and Newt
Gingritch AND both are coming for dinner and a week long visit. Repent!
I thought so much of your post that I filed it...
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* wsOMR 1.00 [NR] * Tradition is the Enemy of Progress.
Mike, Great piece of artwork. My Purple-plumed hat is off to you. Captain � (the 'net Avenger) ================================================= mike.o'bri...@tclbbs.com (Mike O'brien) wrote: >Hello Vam...@aol.Com, >On 14 Jul. 96 19:32 Vam...@aol.Com (Vampla wrote to All... > V(> >Hi, I was wondering if anyone has any insulting ASCII art that I can > V(> >use for flaming "Make Money now" advertisers on the newsgroups. >Here goes... >You would not have a clue if it was clue mating season and you stood >in the middle of a field full of horny clues, smeared yourself with >clue musk and did the clue mating dance! Twit!! >The Great On-line God will punish you for this blasphemy - this heresy! >You will be afflicted with boils, zits, dandruff and creepy brothers-in-law. >Your children will shave their heads (especially the girls) and demand >Power Macs. Your cat will eat a ball of yarn and have mittens. You >will learn that you are directly related to both Jesse Helms and Newt >Gingritch AND both are coming for dinner and a week long visit. Repent! > I thought so much of your post that I filed it... > +-------+ > +++-+--++-------++--+-+++ > ++++-+--+---+---+--+-++++ > ||| | | | | | ||| > /||| | | | | | |||\ > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > ||| | | | | | ||| > +++-+--+---+---+--+-+++ > _,,---.)\__ > ,'. ""`. > f.: \ > ,-.|: ,-. ,-. Y-. > ,-. f , \. /: \ . / | j > f. Y `.`. _`. ,'_ |f > |: | ) ) "` "` |' > l:. l ( ' --. j > Y: Y_,--.Y: __ ( > ,-.| ,'.::..):.. ,'"-'Y. Y > f:. \ ::. '"'`--` j > j:: Y-.__ __,,-'___ > f;\::. | ``""""''__(""'_,.`--. ,--. > l:::::... j--. ,'.. `"' Y-'.:::) > `-..::::::_,,-' :). `--'(::.. ,j..::--( > f`"""'. . )-(:. .:::`---\:.-'Y;:::::::Y > j:::::::::.. Y: ..:::::`;_,;;;::::::j > f::;;;;;::::::. j: ...::::\;;:::_,,' > l;;::::::::: _,;: (., .....Y::."\ > Y;;;::::_,-';::.. |:::. Y > l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| > `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j > "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' > ``"""""""""""'' >Regards, >-=Mike=- >--- > * wsOMR 1.00 [NR] * Tradition is the Enemy of Progress.
Capt'n [the 'net Avenger] (an3...@anon.penet.fi) wrote: : Great piece of artwork. My Purple-plumed hat is off to you. Except that I drew the baby and I'm fed up seeing my name removed from my work. -- ,-----.,-. ,-.,-.,-. ,-. ,---------------------------------------------. | ,-. || | `-'| || |,' ,' |Philip Kaulfuss | | `-' || `---.,-.| || ' ,' |phi...@boehme.demon.co.uk | | ,---'| ,-. || || || . `. |PhilK in UnderNet #AmigaCafe | | | | | | || || || |`. `. |Graphics artist for the game 'Urban Massacre'| `-' `-' `-'`-'`-'`-' `-' `---------------------------------------------'
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