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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Mar 2004.
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alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 22 Mar 2004 - 23 Mar 2004
BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 22 Mar 2004 08:55 · permalink · report
I don't get it?

BoD

On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 05:10:14 +0000, Faux_Tran wrote:

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The Twenty-fifth Amendment has been invoked four times since its creation:

# To appoint Gerald Ford, at the time a member of the House of Representatives
  , as Vice President following Spiro Agnew's resignation. Ford was designated
  on October 12, 1973 and confirmed by Congress on December 6 of that year.
# To appoint Governor Nelson Rockefeller as Ford's successor to the Vice
  Presidency, following President Richard Nixon's resignation and Fords'
  ascendancy to the office of President. Rockefeller was designated on August
  20, 1974 and confirmed by Congress on December 19 of that year.
# By Ronald Reagan to designate Vice President George Bush as Acting President
  on July 13, 1985, while Reagan underwent surgery to remove cancerous polyps
  from his colon. 
# By George W. Bush to designate Vice President Dick Cheney
  as Acting President on June 29, 2002, while Bush underwent a colonoscopy.

I was going to add a comment. No point really.



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Grant Petersen wrote:

> Faux_Tran wrote:
> 
>> I'M INVOKING AMENDMENT TWENTY-FIVE OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE
>> UNITED STATES
> 
> I was going to add a comment. No point really.

So... Tran's having an operation on his colon?

Rowe
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http://tom.staight.net

Grant Petersen wrote:
> # By Ronald
>   Reagan to designate Vice President George Bush as Acting President
>   on July 13, 1985, while Reagan underwent surgery to remove
> cancerous polyps from his colon. # By George W. Bush to designate
>   Vice President Dick Cheney as Acting President on June 29, 2002,
> while Bush underwent a colonoscopy.
>
There's a joke somewhere in here about asshole presidents, but sadly I have
no idea how best to phrase it.

In alt.ascii-art, Sam Blanning says...

>Grant Petersen wrote:
>> # By Ronald
>>   Reagan to designate Vice President George Bush as Acting President
>>   on July 13, 1985, while Reagan underwent surgery to remove
>> cancerous polyps from his colon. # By George W. Bush to designate
>>   Vice President Dick Cheney as Acting President on June 29, 2002,
>> while Bush underwent a colonoscopy.
>>
>There's a joke somewhere in here about asshole presidents, but sadly I have
>no idea how best to phrase it.

You could start it "If Kerry is elected President..."

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>        _                                                  
>        \`*-.     I'M INVOKING AMENDMENT TWENTY-FIVE OF THE
>         )  _`-.      CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES    

I would have thought he would have invoked the 28th amendment.
The one (that might be) about gay marrage.


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