Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 May 1997.
***stop animal violence*****
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 15 May 1997 - 30 Jul 1997
>> >tbracken <tbr...@nassau.cv.net> wrote: >> > >> >>Have you ever seen those disgusting shirts and skateboards >> >>made by prime? It shows a picture of an animal getting killed. >> >>One says, "bye, bye puppy", and has a cute dog being shredded >> >>up in a blender. This violence towards animals has to stop. >> >>If enough people send letters to places like cnn, msnbc, nbc, >> >>news papers, scholasic, and animal funds, this madness can be >> >>stopped. Please help to stop this insanity. Thank you for >> >>your time. Can some of you "ascii-heads" make up an ascii of a dog in a blender, maybe a kitten skrewed on butcher knife, or a parakeet nailed to a wall. Or better yet an ascii of this "spam-boy" with a computer up his butt :) Have a lovely day stevie-bob
> Can some of you "ascii-heads" make up an ascii of a dog in a blender, > maybe a kitten skrewed on butcher knife, or a parakeet nailed to a wall. > Or better yet an ascii of this "spam-boy" with a computer up his butt :) (``) __ __ (``) \ \ //.|.\\ / / \ | \/Y\/ | / jrjc \|/|/-\|\|/ ___\ __/___||_ <____| (______||_() | _ | || / / \ \ _| | | |_ (___) (___) Well you did ask :) ___ ,o' \ )_(\ _\\, //_ \ ,___// \ | ///' ` )/ .' .) .' / )----------- jrjc/b'ger // //-| |---| IBM| // // ------------ ---/ // ---/ adapted from a picture by b'ger
Steven Robert Morrison wrote: > > >> >tbracken <tbr...@nassau.cv.net> wrote: > >> > > >> >>Have you ever seen those disgusting shirts and skateboards > >> >>made by prime? It shows a picture of an animal getting killed. > >> >>One says, "bye, bye puppy", and has a cute dog being shredded > >> >>up in a blender. This violence towards animals has to stop. > >> >>If enough people send letters to places like cnn, msnbc, nbc, > >> >>news papers, scholasic, and animal funds, this madness can be > >> >>stopped. Please help to stop this insanity. Thank you for > >> >>your time. > > Can some of you "ascii-heads" make up an ascii of a dog in a blender, > maybe a kitten skrewed on butcher knife, or a parakeet nailed to a wall. > > Or better yet an ascii of this "spam-boy" with a computer up his butt :) > > Have a lovely day > > stevie-bob I don't remember if this one was made by me or llizard: : cats singing? (real cats used as violins?) : : , w // : \\ \\ // : \\ \\//___ : \\/ ---E : w \\ / : \\ / \\ : \\/ /\\ : /\_/\ \ \\ : > @ @ <\\ \\ : ` O ' m \\ : =\ : =\ : " -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's fanclub: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/llpages )
Sorry guys, but I just had to... Here's a little collection on the same theme as this thread but possibly less offensive to the one group I post it to... (my interpretations are sometimes a little bit on the liberal side... ;) Most of these pictures were not made by me. If any initials are missing that is because 1. as a newcomer a year ago I didn't know... or 2. they were that way when I found them or 3. I _missed_ them. So don't complain about that! (i.e. if you know the artist please inform the rest of us, otherwise shut up!) If any of the pictures get wrapped that is my news program's fault and there is nothing I can do about that. I am sure that you are smart enough to clear that out for yourself somehow (or just forget about it and get on with your life). Enjoy: > _____ . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' >(_____(_[h, . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ > oo oo o @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . > @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . > (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) > (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` > __o .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' > /\ @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. > _/| ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' > ' / ,, ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ > ` &@__, ####&&&!!;;::=_- _--_ ` > " " ###&&!!;;:-_= `o--o' ,, > ( __E_ ) ##&&!;::_= ~\/~----~ > ( /\%%< j ##&&!;:= \|--m/ /|--w\ > /==\%< <%\) ##&&!:- /\/----~ > \||=|=< <%%\ ) #&!;:- . ~''~ > ( /|I=\=< <[]| m #&!;= / tornado by jgs > (( ) <==| )) #&!- '\_\ > ) ) #&= \ marred by debris > ( ) #&- //o from llizard > |=||=|===| \\#/' /~~~\ and Veronica > ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ According to some vegans pictures like this one also belong here: ) ( ___ .-'_ =\ jgs c=<___\-_) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (personally I just think it is a great picture) This one is not about cruelty to animals as much as a good description of how most of us feel about this thread: iii op b * L_ l / you -> \\______/ i\---------/i L \ <------- | your mail | lLl__/ll l/_________\l LLl LLl Hmmm... hard to see what/who is being choked here (could be human): kill /\_.----. KILL! \_/ / / \ HELP! argl / / \/ / \o/ choke\ / / < / | <:^/(_)=. -\_\------------/->------ \ \ My personal feeling is that this one definitely belongs here: ___ __ __ |888|H ||||||.:| |888|O ||||||::| |888|H ||||||::| |888|N ||||||::| |888|E ||||||::| |888|R_||||||:'| hmmmm..... an animal with restricted possibility to move: ,^^%--- /<\ \ Hey! Don't they hand out blindfolds anymore? \</ /~\ < llizard aka ejm ^^/\ cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca / / poor mouse (and with those big ears that must be a painful experience): "", &&& / && * > / && _C ,"" EEeeee \ )( / \ \__/ ) ( ( | | \ | | \| | /_| | / | |__)__)__ | | | | oo__ | | <;___)------ | ejm97 | " " <start quote.............................................................> > Marc Vigo i Anglada. wrote: > > > > There have been too much cats and elephants lately around here. It's > > time for mouses. > > > > _,, > > (__/__"x ,,_ > > ' ` x"__\__) > > ' ` > > sn macos, el meu gat far una festa > cute mice, my cat's gonna have a good time > -- > ^-^.-----, mailto:fra...@citel.upc.es > o o _ ) http://www.etsetb.upc.es/~frankie > Y (_, (__(Ssss > the end is the begining is the end > T'equivoques. No has vist com de grossos eren els meus ratolins comparats amb el drac? Mira que ha passat al teu gatet... You were wrong. Didn't you realize how big was my mice compared to the dragon? Look what happened to your cat.. \ \\ .. .. \\ ( )( ) || \\\\\\\\\\\/////// / \ || _-- \ | @ @\ || _-- `_-| `-----___O \\ / ' || : / \ \ | VVVVVV--' | | | \ .\ BURP! \ `---' ) ^-^.-----, ( ) \____/VVVV\ \\ \ ) o o _ ) ( ) ) \ ;| `---. ) \ Y (_, (__(Ssss /( ) ) `-' \ \ \________________/ \ \ \ ;;;; ;;;; ;;; ;;; <end quote..............................................................> FRM ,' ) ;\ > ----------------------- / ; The final scene ; ( from: < :\ Godzilla Vs. Bambi / ` `. ----------------------- ) `._ /`. `-._ ( ~~--,.._ )- _.-:._ \ > ,-~~~-<_ \ ) /- \__ \~~\ ) ; `~\ ) ) ' /~`-( \ ) \' `~~~( \' ,' `-.;.-.;.-,-.;.-.:.-.;.-.;.-..-.-._._._..-.-.-._--.--~ _.-_.-~ \_ `. `~~--._~-.. ;~~,-~ `-.`._ ~-./ `-' ~-.`-._ ~-.`-. \_/ And then there's that famous cat that might be dead (and nobody cares to take a look and take it to the vet if it is ill...) //////// |:---[.] |( _J | ^ ( _| / \_____) / _____ \ | / \ \ | | | | \ /\ /\__ | | | \/--- _ Eep. \ \ ) ) _ _ / | >_____/_____)_) ( )( ) ___ \__________/ ____ \../-' \ ______________________/ \ / \///___/// | | / .====='/ \ \ / \_ _ _ _ \ /________________________________________________________/\ | |=======================================================| \ | | SCHRODINGER'S CAN | | | | | | | | /\_/\ | | | | / o O \_____-------------_________ | |_____|__ | ( ~ ) ____ \ | (_______)_) | \`---'/ / ) ) | | | \___/ / / / / | | | \ ________\ / /__/ | / | \ / / / | / | / / / / | / | _/ / __/ / | / | (___/ (_____/ | / | | / |_______________________________________________________|/ A threatening situation: ROWWWWRR! /\_/\ |/ |o -| =(__*__)= . ,' U ', )) 8''''' , , '''''8 )\\ // ''''''. .'''''' _``\`,- '''' ''- ,,,/ / .' '. .---'a> , < ,<' << ,<, ' / \ .' , '., `v^w ' , << ,< ' < < / \ Eep. .' , ,, ''8 ````--' \ ,,,---''/ <' // _ _ / ,, ,'',, ',.' ''''' !! ;; ( ' / \ ( )( ) ___ , ''',,' ', '8 !!</ \ `\ / \../-' \_ '''' '' <</ / /</ \///___/// (FL) <</ .====='/ -Matthew MacIntyre- <begin quote..............................................................> Malcolm S. Craill (s.c...@mactropolis.co.nz) wrote: >We might be onto something with the tumble driers. >In my youth I taught our cat to navigate through some quite >difficult mazes made from ABC beer crates. These were overlapped >in such a way as to allow the cat to go left or right, up and down. >The crates are of course open ended wooden boxes with small holes >on all remaining 5 faces to allow the subject of the experiment >(the cat) to anticipate the next option avilable around the corner. >This may be an important factor. >The cat later vanished for several days after being last seen in >the vicinity of the beer crates. It later reappeared inside the >clothes drier. The drier had it's door closed at the time that the >cat was discovered. ____________________ | o o o ....... | |--------------------| | ____ | | ,-' `-. | | / /\ /\ \ | | :| (o|o)' |] | | \ =(^)= / | -David Moore- | `-.____,-' | | | ==================== djm The question is was your cat dead or alive when you discovered it in the clothes dryer ? The answer is important because it may provide a solution to the Schrodinger's Cat problem which still creates much difficulty for physicists. <end quote...............................................................> <begin quote.............................................................> >surely _this_ must be a hyper-cube: > ________ >|\ \ >| \ ______\ >| | | >| | hyper | > \ | | > \|_______| Hmm...that depends who or what you are...Dougal can't read so he thinks it's a Sugar Lump. :-) .,,,,,. .%;;;;;;;%`\ \ / / ` /`"'''"'`\ \ \ _ / / / ~ 6 6 ~ \ \ ("'"; / / .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. ;"'" / : ::;;;;;:: ; \ \ ```'' \ / : `'''''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / `, _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ -cfbd- / \ `''`(_)``''` / \ \ \ \ / // \ : . . . : / \ \ ; \ \ \ \ ; / // \\ ; ; ; ; // \ /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ ' _______` '' ` `` '' `' ` ' ` |\ \ | \ ______\ | | | | | hyper | \ | | \|_______| > >Pleeeeeeeease, show us the "before and after" pictures... :D OK then...here's Dougal _after_ eating the hypercube... .,,,,,. .%;;;;;;%`\ / /`"'''"`\ \ // -# @- \ \ // .,,,,,. \ \``'.,,,.. /: ::;;;;: ; \ \ ```'', /: `'''` ; \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /`, _ _ ,' \ \ \ \ \ ("'"; " `` V ''` ' ` `' ` ' ` `'` ' `"" "'" __ . h |\ y r \|_ <end quote .............................................................> Hmmm... no telling what species this one is either... (could be human) ( ! ) ` O ( ? ) /\__O ' > > \ Another dubious one, but it has a tail so it's clearly not human: '. `~~`~`~~^`~~`~^~^`~~`~~`~^~`. .` / `> ' . ' ". _ '-"` . ` ' . | . ' / .' ,'~^~^~^`^~~^`^~`~~~^~~~^; ' ' | .-' \ ` : ` . "| /| : | . | | / | ' " | __.--~\ | | : . | `~--.__/ | . ' | \ | .' | ' "| \_| . _ .| _.-") / \______// |.-"_.-" / \___/_ \ | .|.-" / | /\/ /" | / | ./ / | _.( |_ \__/ ' '| __ _.-"_.-\ /_ \: | . | _.=~\ _\.-"_.-' ) \ \=\ .' | _.=~_.=~\\.-\-" / | \=\__ | | .=~_.=~_\\_/ \ ( \___\ '| =~_.=~_.=` \___) | . | ~_.=~ | ' " '| | . " | ' .| '-"_'"-'_"'-_'"-_''_"-"-_"-\ \/' ' . '`\/"/- '"-_-"'_ -_ --"-"_jgs_""-_'"--"'_-"-'\\/.\\' / /".\,//\//'-"-_'"-"'_ -"-'_-"_-"-_"-"'_'-"-"_``"-`"_`'""-`''""'-_'"-"-_"'"- ____ /\| ~~\ /' | ,-. `\ | | X | | _|________`-' |X /' ~~~~~~~~~, /' ,_____,/_ ,/' ___,'~~ ; ~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~|--- / X,~~~~~~~~~~~~, | | | XX'____________' | | /' XXX| ; | | --x| XXX,~~~~~~~~~~~~, | | X| '____________' | o |---~~~~\__XX\ |XX | | XXX`\ /XXXX ~~~~~~~~'~~~~~~~' `\xXXXXx/' \XXX /XXXXXX\ /XXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXXX/^\XDCAU\ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Ok, here's some cruelty to humans (and, well, we are animals too, right?) _ _( (~\ _ _ / ( \> > \ -/~/ / ~\ :; \ _ > /(~\/ || | | /\ ;\ |l _____ |; ( \/ > > _\\)\)\)/ ;;; `8o __-~ ~\ d| \ // ///(())(__/~;;\ "88p;. -. _\_;.oP (_._/ / (((__ __ \\ \ `>,% (\ (\./)8" ;:' i )))--`.'-- (( ;,8 \ ,;%%%: ./V^^^V' ;. ;. ((\ | /)) .,88 `: ..,,;;;;,-::::::'_::\ ||\ ;[8: ; )| ~-~ |(|(888; ..``'::::8888oooooo. :\`^^^/,,~--._ |88:: | |\ -===- /| \8;; ``:. oo.8888888888:`((( o.ooo8888Oo;:;:' | |_~-___-~_| `-\. ` `o`88888888b` )) 888b88888P""' ; ; ~~~~;~~ "`--_`. b`888888888;(.,"888b888" ..::;-' ; ; ~"-.... b`8888888:::::.`8888. .:;;;'' ; ; `:::. `:::OOO:::::::.`OO' ;;;'' : ; `. "``::::::'' .' ; `. \_ / ; ; +: ~~-- `:' -'; `: : .::/ ; ;;+_ :::. :..;;; ;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;,; ___ / `. _ _ / `. / \0/ \ / `. " / `. / `. / `. ___ _____ ` ` O_ / `. _ __ ____` o o``__\_\/_____ `, /\`. ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~o`~o`o~~~~~~~~~~~'~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~/~~\~`.~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ {\ __.~~' `~~~~' `~~.~,__,, ____ __ o __ o ___ { \__.~~''' `.@~ ,> o ______ ___ __ ) __ (((( ,vvvvjvvv' __ ____ _____ __ { / `~~.____ '^^^^^^ o {/ ```~~~~~( /~~~~~~~~' o \_/ jf:-) I don't know which one to feel sorry for here: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! 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My simulation shows the _ _ ;\ ._88 88 cat will never jump this high. .-'' ) `. 88 88 We're perfectly safe up here. .'_,. , / 88 88 | .----,-.-. \\ / /_ ) / ` . '88 88 | __ |::: | .' \\\' \.' . 88 88 _._ \\-', (`-.___..'>|::: | { \\. -' .;.: 88 88') _`-// @ , ` ` ..-' |::: | `.-.-( . .'.:.:. 88 88 _ * //`-._(/ '\ |""" | //` -._ ` :.; 88 88<)_,-`\\ \ \ \ |::: | ///. /_\ ` 88 88 (| / \ `----"-. // \ `._\ \ \`- . 88 88 |/ ` \ _ ) `. ` ) 88 88 \ ' \ ;) (_3--' `-.._ _ / /88 88 _._ `._ .' /_.'.-88 88 ;'`-;.._)) ' 88 88 ` ``-' 88 88______________________________________________________________88 88// // / // /// // ////// / //// / / / / /// / / /// / // /// /88 88/// / // // / /// / /// // / / // / / / /// // // // / / //88 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 1994-12-11 fL 88 These poor guys will starve to death (wrong trees): /\oo/\ /\oo/\ //o\\\ ///o\\ "@"| || (_3| |"@" || |E_) || || "^^^^'"gpyy''""'"""'""'''"""'"'''""'"""'''""''""'"'"^^^^" Colin Douthwaite: Just a little diddle or two...and voila!...we have an Alliburger... _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ ___ _ _ /__o___o_ _ _ _ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\ [===] / \/ \-._ .-'^'^^^'^^'^^"^^'-. | | .OO.----'\x/\x/ `-' ^^-._ | | ( ` \ \ / _ ^^-._ | | VvvvvvvVvv`___...)_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/\ (__________^^-. | | `^^^^^^^^` \~ / /_.`-~`._.~`-`~. > > ~`-`/ _`) ) / \ After \ (((` (((` / `'--'^ / \ jgs `-._______________________.-' /~~~~~~~~~\ | ~ ~ ~ | |---------| Don't swamp it | TOMATO | with too much | KETCHUP | tomato ketchup. |---------| | ~ ~ | | ~ ~ | |_________| mooseburger _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ \\\__ /// / ______ \_____ /++ `--' _______E _______E ( - /____________E__________E \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ / `-._______________________.-' horseburger _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ A_A / ______ \_____ /++ `--' _______D _______D ( - /____________D__________D \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ / `-._______________________.-' kangarooburger _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ __ / ___ _____._`. /++ `-' ____) | (______(_)`. \-_/_________)__/_(______(_) ` \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/| ) \ / (/ `-._______________________.-' rabbitburger _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ (___ + . ____) _______) (____ +_'________)______________) \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ \ / `-._______________________.-' [animals by VK, bread by jgs] Quick, here are some pied pipers who will deal with any unwanted ascii rats. _A_ ___O \ \/ __| ejm 97 \ \ ~ \ ~ _A_ ___O \ \/ __| ejm 97 / | ~ \ ~ _A_ O /_\ / | ejm 97 / \/~ \ ~ [and what happens to the rats after they have left alt.ascii-art?] Another poor animal that is left to starve to death: .-'-. ________________________ \ | ____ / \ \ | / ) ( Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?! / _\|/.' o()(__)_____________________/ /_____\_ /'----|_/_ | 0 \ __::/ _ __@__ / \ H (_) / _ _\ / (_|_---|_/ /_(_)(_)\ / \____ \.-' /(_)(_)(_)\ _ / )\_/ |/\\//\\//\\| / \/ / (/_ |/\\//\\//\\| \_/\_(_______) |/\\//\\//\\| """"""""""""" mikey __________________________ | ATTACK OF THE KILLER E | EEE ''''''''''''''''''''''''''' EC EEE E ___ -|' ---%^, It's / _>_/ after / < me! < E ^,<__ EEE | / EEE ejm97 / (``) __ __ (``) \ \ //.|.\\ / / \ | \/Y\/ | / jrjc \|/|/-\|\|/ ___\ __/___||_ <____| (______||_() | _ | || / / \ \ _| | | |_ (___) (___) This cannot be good for him (breeding of animals by humans sucks): , __ \\ ,@@ \\`-------------------... etc ...---------------------- : & U | `--... | |----------------... etc ...------------------// / Bark! // / \\ \ ='==' nm = == And here's a dog from Tjernobyl: /\_/\____, ,___/\_/\ \ ~ / \ ~ \ ) XXX XXX / /\_/\___, \o-o/-o-o/ ~ / ) / \ XXX _| / \ \_/ ,-/ _ \_/ \ / ( /____,__| ) ( |_ ( ) \) _| _/ _) \ \__/ (_ b'ger (,-(,(,(,/ \,),),) Too crowded to be healthy: _________ \ woof! \ _c___ ~~~~\~~~~ __/o U/ `\. R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ ( /__/ _c___ _c___ _c___ _c___ _c___ _c___ _c___ _c___ __/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ ( __/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ ( __/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ ( __/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ ( __/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/o U/__/ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ R _ ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) ~~^_) (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ (_c___ ( U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ U/__/ Sean M. Pratz This one obvously eats her dog's portions as well: (((()) ((())))) | ^ ^ | ( )`'( ) (` o ') ' ... . ...` '. .. . . . . .` ( . . . . . ... . ____ / ( . . . . . . . __|) / ( . .. . . . ). \ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | ( /(____-------------____) | | ( ) | | \ / | _|_ \ -_______- / ( |/ \| \ / \ --- \ | / \ __/- \___|___/ \_(..) \ | / \/ /| (/\|/\) | | And don't you just hate dressed up puppies and kittens: ______ ____ : ;;;;\__/: ;\ \;__/.... : _/; ___:__ ..__\_/__; | ## `--' ##|; |_____/~;\_____|; /~~~_ _ ~~ / // (_:_) \\ _ // ,'~ `,_\\~\_ // ~~`,---,'~~~ \ ___ // ~~~~ ;; \_ __ /_\/____::_ ,(:;: __ ;; \/;;\ __ \_/) _ :: ( ; ;;: \ / ;:;;::-,-' |[-]_::-| : :;;: / * | ;:;;:;' | :__:: | :.`,::: : + : /___:' |[_ ] [\| ;. ;--`:_:. *| / / |__| |_]| ,-' . :uu-'/ \|UUU/ |_______| ;_|_|_/ :_;_;_;_: [=====] ...---... > ../ / | \ \.. > ./ / / | \ \ \. > / / / | \ \ \ > / / / | \ \ \ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | / > \ | /(__) > \|/ (oo) > /----|--(..) > /| || And another clearly underfed animal: only one cow....pH33r c0w /\____/\ \ @ @ / / \_______/ \ ` ` / / o\ \____/ / \ dont question him..... m0000 hmmm.... that kind of grass doesn't grow in the fields: Steffi Keup (Germany) ( ) ~(^^^^)~ ) @@ \~_ |\ / | \ \~ / ( 0 0 ) \ | | ---___/~ \ | | /'__/ | ~-_____/ | o _ ~----~ ___---~ O // | | ((~\ _| -| o O //-_ \/ | ~ | ^ \_ / ~ | | ~ | | / ~ | | ( | \ \ /\ / -_____-\ \ ~~-* | / \ \ / / / / /~ | /~ | ~~~~ ~~~~ __ ,_, <##. "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' ~ |_#__#_|^ + leo...@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' _____|\__|>_________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> + And a dead cow: /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ \___ (X\ /X } ___/ :--' @@@ \_ `__\ @@@ \___(o'o) \`. `._ `-`-.,) "Bigdog killed my cow" And an English cow: /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ \___ (o\ /o } _____________________________/ :--' MOOO DARNIT! ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) {_----------------: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : ) : / `; ; ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; :_ ; \_\ :__\ \ \ \ : \ `^' `^' `-^-' mad cow .... ,''. : __ \|_.' `: _.----._//_ .' .'.`'-._ .' _/ -._ \)-.----O '._.'.' '--''-'._ '--..--'-` .==,_ . .'.'___ /`'---'. / ,-'` .===,_`\ '_\/ _<__.-._))../ /'----'/.'_____:'. .====,_ ` \ .====,__ . /\ : \ ] : '. -- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, \_: \\ : '. -- `~~=-. \ /^^^ : ACME \\__ : .' --- `~~=. \ / snd :_______________|__]__________: .' `~. \ / .' __ '. :.' ~. \____./ .' .' '. '. `.=====) .' .' '. '. ___.--~~~--.__ .' .' '. '. ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ _.' .'______________'. '._ ~~~" / [_0______________________0_] jgs Hmmmm... and now we have mobbing between the species too: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha /\_/\ ha ha <((((((((((_----_(@ @) ha ,^ ( \ / ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /|/-\|\ V ha ha ha / " " ejm97 " " " " / Hmmm... another case of cruelty to humans (by animals): When you and a friend are being -- ..---""""--.__ chased by a bear there is no need / C"\ to run faster than the bear just / \__ `\ -- ~C - C faster than your friend!! -- | \ ~-__/ /'\\C' /\_ /\/ Gregory James Pearl -- ---- /'/'| / / /`\ \_ _ /_ _ /_ gjp...@mail.uccs.edu -- --- `)) `-)) `)) `-)) \/ \, \/ \, , ; . .-----. .-. .-. .-. _.-. .-. [] ;' ,. '.`-. .-' : : : : : :.-:_: : : : || () / '/// : :.--. .-' :.-' .-..-: `'..-: : : : .--..--. () \/ ` ,/ : ' '_.' .; : .; : :; : . `: : :_: :_' '_.: ..' || |`\_/ :_`.__.`.__.'.__.`._. :_;:_:_`.__`.__`.__.:_; ||].' i-; ___ .-. : ___ ///\~~--. .-~~\ (~+_+~) `._.' (~+_+~) ''/() ,V ;` ( Y ) ( Y ) | |=====_|~=== ) () *() Julian Flake () *() | |====/_ \=== | (_)-(_) ted...@ganymede.domino.de (_)-(_) _______________ I_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _I I_______________I / \ / o \ / ~ ~o~ ~-~ ~ ~_~o~ ~ ~ \ [ - . - _ - - ] I . . - _ _ I I |\__/| o .~ ~. I I /x x `. / .' I I {o__, \ . \ { I I / . . ) ) \ I I `-` '-' \ . \ } I I .( _( ) )_.' I I '---.~_ _ _| o _ - I I_________________________I (_________________________) " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport. Tie me Kangarooo down. /| /| Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport... ()__() \ = =/ Tie me Kangaroo... /\ () Tie me Kangaroo... / / (^) Tie me Kangaroo down !!! ( ( ~ _ _ | \ - Rolf Harris ' _ _/ ) ~- _ '/,_ _ _/ ~ , / ', ( _ _', \ _______ / } ', ____ \ { ,\ ', \__/ \ > / ', ' || - - - - -,, .--- \ ___/ ' || - ' ' ' ' "----~ }___{=o=o=o=o=[__] (_/ || -cfbd- " || #// \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// || #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ ==================================================================== What does it take for a kangaroo to give birth to a frog? A bunch of mad scientists? Probably, because it doesn't happen in Nature... Are you nice and cuddly, /) my little darling? ' \ / / \ /' o \ /' \ _.-' /`-. ) __.-'"""""' / `-' /' ( / __ ( , \ /' \ \ \ | / \ \ | \_) / __ | \_) | / \_ |,OO | / ) / -) .' | _/ /_/ " | | /' __/' | | \ / ,' | | \ \ \ / / \ \ `----. __/' _/ \ `---. --' (___/' `------' And here's a kangaroo with a dog's head... Scooby kangaroo /\/\ /, \ \ \\|/_/_ .` (o)o) _...._ __ | ~ ~'' `\_) | | | `-. / | `--.___/ / `. | _/____/ ``---' (______)_ / /`(_) / / _ _ _ - - ' / / ~ '~ ~ ~\ / / ~ \/~ / ~ '~ ~ ~ ~\ | / ~ ~ \/~ | / / | | { / | | : / | | : / | | | / | | | / | | / / | | / _ / | | < / | | \ | | / \ \ _./ / \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ \ /__ / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ _________ __ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo__ _oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo_ _OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~~~oOOOOO_ oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_ _OOOOOOo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ~oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~ ~~oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo~~ XOOOOooo~~~ o@=oo@o ~~~~~@ @ @ @ @ @ 8 ___ o8888o __8 o88888o88888o 88888 o8888888888[@@_ ~o88X_ 88888888888888o_ 888888888888888888888888o _8888888888888o ~~~~~~~ ooo_ _oo88888888888888888 ~o88oo8888888888888888888~ ooo88888888888888888888o~ ~o888888888o888888o~~=_ __ ~o88888 oo8888o_ ~8 _____oooo~ ~~~ ~oo8888888ooo~ @ o~ oo A nice little angel by Mikey/tNv ( .-'''-..' \ Who the...?? _______ .' - \ yikes! <<<<<<<< );__ ,,,_) \ __ / <<<<<<<<< ) ;C / \ /ZZZ' ) <<<<<< (.-'-. )====_)_=======> .-'``'>>>>>>>>>> <<<<< \ ''''''' ) .' >>>>>>>>> ; <<< .......__/ __\_; ,>>>>>>> .-''' ( ) / / ('"\__ .-' ;. / (;/;) /\ / .-' . = . / _-''\_/ '. .' . / .-' ) ;\ '''. . / ; .'''' `. ' ; ( O -' .''' .' (__))) .' .-'''''` ( )mikey(__))) 'o-' ( _))(_ _)( _))_)) (o_ / | /\ | / | |__| //\-X X--/\\ V_/_ _\_V luke darthvader skypenguin penguin I know this one is supposed to catch fire but it seems cruel anyway somehow: ) . / )/ ) . ( . ) \ ( ./ /. ) . ) . ./ )/) ( ( / ) . . ) ) _/ ) . ( . / ( . \ ) ( ( ) \ ) \ ( ;) ( ) ) / \( \. ) ( ( )/ ( / ) ) . \. ) . ) \ ) / ( . ( .) , \ . ;(__.--\. , )/ ) . I ) ../ ) . \ ,(----.()_ I (./ ) ) \) ) ) `-.I ./ ( / ( ) ( / / / ..__ / ) / / /o\ ( ,/ I /_./ ,/ ,'\_/.._..._ _/ / __ / / ___/ I / _.--'\._ ( / / I/ \. \I ._/ ./ \ \__/ yannick scheuring - chi...@birdland.es.bawue.de Hmmm.... more weird surgery: ` ' /^\/^\ rattle /| __L_| O| .----------------------v-v-v-!/ \/ /~ \_/ . / ---------------.___!_!_!-' \____|__________/ `. .---------------------- \ rattle \_______ `./ -----------. / `. `----------- \--------' `. / Richard Kirk `-------------------' . * * . . , . ' * /^\/^\ ' __L_| O| ______________________ battle ` \/ /~ \_/ . (|_______1701A_________/ \____|__________/ `. || battle . \________ `. || * . `. `----||------------== . * )-` ( `--------------------' * ` . . , * Greg Banerian I made the first part, some other people added the cruel parts (poor shark): > > . (!) > \_____)\_____ / > /--v____ __\`) O______ > )/ _// \_ ` > ' ' ` > > (I wonder if the shark is hungry...) > > (yum!) > . / > \_____)\_____ > /--v____ __`<______ > )/ _// \_ ` > ' ' ` > > (mmm!) > . / > \_____)\_____ > /--v____ __\`) > )/ /\_ > ' \ ` > ' > > (burp!) > . / > \_____)\_____ > /--v____ __`< > )/ > ' > > (Boy, do I have gas) . / \_____)\_____ /--v_O--___`< )/ ' Geni ^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-'^'-._.-' 0 . VROOOOOM!!! 00o \____|\___ 00000 ooooo Ooo oo /--._____.`> oooooooooooooOOO )/ ' Dave Bird *Geni* <77f...@weirdness.com> wrote: > > (Boy, do I have gas) > . / > \_____)\_____ > /--v_O--___`< > )/ > ' ...leaving out the obvious: o o (Boy, do I have gas) o . / \_____)\_____ /--v_O--___`< )/ ' Dragons are animals too, right? .___. ==(W{========-) * ( ,, \||/ || (.--.) | * |)'))')), o___@ | / | \_,|**|,_/| * |'),),))')==|,,,,__).,/ ( `\ ' `--' /\_/)),))),(' (_| / ( ( /`\__..__/'\ ''' '' (__| |" ( ( | . | ) (___| ( ( ) /==00==\ ( (____| | /\/ ( __________/__/~~\__/~~\__\_____________(_____|_______(____ \ | | / \ | .................................. | / \ | .................................. | / \ | .................................. | / \|________ ________|/ | | | | / \ _/ -- The Anvil -- \_ |____________________________| Ouch! watch out or you will cut yourself! That sword looks sharp: /\ \^\^// \\ ,^ ( ..) ________||---------oOOo--| \ \--oOOo----------------------------- MMMMMMMM|| ```` \ `^--^ '''' MMMMMMMM|| __Paul Gilham___\ \ \__Samurai Dragon___________________ MMMMMMMM||/ pg2...@cam.ac.uk ^--^ -==UDIC==- (KSJ/VK) ~~~~~~~~||--------------------------------------------------------- || A bat with a cat's head: -. .- _..-'( )`-.._ ./'. '||\\. _ _ /| ACK! .//||` .`\. ./'.|'.'||||\\|.. \'o.O' / ..|//||||`.`|.`\. ./'..|'.|| |||||\``````=(___)=''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\. ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||. U .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\. /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\ '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.` '.||| ||||||||| |/' ``\||`` ''||/'' `\| ||||||||| |||.` |/' \./' `\./ \!|\ /|!/ \./' `\./ `\| V V V }' `\ /' `{ V V V ` ` ` V ' ' ' All cats I know hate water: /\/\ (Why do I ) ( .. ) ( bother..) _==_ o o /|\/|\ \| |/ __ ######--_/ |\/| | | | | :: :: by:Heidi J. Hough Ok, I admit, I made this one: ."". | | | | | | ____ | |-"~ ~"-. | | \ | | \ |' | | | | | | |__..-------------._ | |~~---.._________..--~) | | ( .\ /. )|.--~~ | | \(@)) ((@)/ |/ /"~\ |_ | . \ |/ / / oo. (__)- / bm.m) / /~`./ (- ) (__) )-- ( ~--i/ ./ | / " " (__)_ "-.__) "\ |~`| (_ \ `\ | | (_ |`\ /~-| (___.-.____..-~ / \ ./ (__) |.__ .-" \/ / ~~ \ /' \ / ..-~~-. :\ / ~-._.-' `\._.' \ / / \ \ XXXXX/ /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX \ \ XXXXXXXXXXXXX/' (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ `\XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ |XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\__/XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\___/XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX And more strange surgery/breeding: =.-.\|||||/.-.= =( \\|||// )= //\ /\\ //| __ __ |\\ _______________ /|| \O\ /O/ ||\ _______________ \_________ `-. /|\ " " /|\ .-' _________/ \________ \|/|\_`-v-'_/|\|/ ________/ \_______ | /|\._|_./|\ | _______/ \______ | /|\___/|\ | ______/ `-.| |/|||\| |.-' _| | | |_ .ww. / | | | | \ =WWW/ | | | | | | =WWW/ | | | | | | =WW/ | | \ / | | ) ) \ \ \ / / /`-.___/ / (...(...)---(...)...)-.__..' Tobias Benjamin Koehler //Z/Z// Ah yes, the new, the improved, |\ //Z/Z// _,,,--,,_ the all purpose "Dead Cat .Sig" /x`. //Z/Z//-'`' ._ \-;;,_ For use when posting or replying |x4- //Z/Z// ) )_ .;.( `'-' to: alt.pet.feline & rec.anm-rights. '---'//Z/Z//'(_/._)-'(_\_) Also available in "hanging from //Z/Z// tree" and "18-wheeler" designs... //Z/Z// ) / |\_/| ( _____/ - - \ <-----------## /~____ \ ="= / ( (______)____)_) \ ) ) / |\_/| ( _____/ , , \ <-----------## /~____ \ ="= / ( (______)____)_) \ ) ) / |\_/| ( * _____/ @ @ \ <------------## | /~____ \ =o= / ( (______)____)_) \ ) ) / * |\_/| ( \ _____/ O_O \ <----------## | /~____ \ (_) / ( (______)____)_) \ ) ) , " / , ___ , ( <-----^_ _^\-----## | *--/~____ \ x /' : ( (______)____)_) \ ) _______ /______ \ | \ | | BY BY | | | | | | KITTY | | | | | | R.I.P | | | | | ^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^ ^^^ _ _ \|/(_)_(_)\|/ @~ (o.o) ~@ SQUEAK! /___( * )___\ / `U' \ ( . ) `>---<' _\ /_ MOUSE ........ (`.-,') .-' ;/~ _.-' , `,-\_ MOUSE NO MORRREE <purrrrr>... _ _.-' .' /._ .' ` _.-. / ,'._;) ( . )-| ( )`,_ ,'_,' \_;) ('_ _,'.' (___,)) `-:;.-' ,,, /\_/\ ,,, \\=('o')=// /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ // (( \\ "' )) "' (( ` Information Highway Victim /////////////////////////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ jgs&cww -- Sven Guckes /| <- White ,^ / | Shark ~~~===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ " " guc...@math.fu-berlin.de > , > ' > ' > ' Now I fear I am > ( out of the frying pan > ' ) and into the fire > ')(' > ha ( ) )') > ha ( /(( ) ,^ > ha -----%^^)')(( ) )^^^^ > ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-|| > / |ejm96-_-_-_|| > ============== > llizard aka ejm <cq5...@torfree.net> more burgers: _....- - """ - -...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o * o o \ / o o \ o o o \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\ ~~~~~ +---- ~ (___) // \\ | || Beefburger (x x) // \\ +-/@|| \~ \ / ~~ m ~~~~~~ m ~~~ ^^ ~/ \ O -`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~. '/ -after jgs- `-. .-' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ '-O-''-O-''-O-''-O-''-O-''-O-''-O-' /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ \^`-`.^_.`-^`._.^`-`~^-~._^.~`-^/ \ / `-._______________________.-' (bread and ants by jgs, composition by vk) How about a llizard burger? _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ /__o___o___________o__o_____o_\ ,^ Mmmm -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ tasty! / " " /\^`-`.^_.`-^`._.^`-`~^-~._^.~`-^/ \ / `-._______________________.-' James Constable Yes, I made this one too: <begin quote --------------------------------------------------------> -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ __________ `----._ -----============<__________`------._ `-. `----.__ `-.___L__ `-. @@@ \ @@@@@@ | `(((())))' (mmmm! food!) | =============== / | | | \ / | | | \ ' ,^ | | | ----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | | " " _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ __________ `----._ -----============<__________`------._ `-. `----.__ `-.___L__ `-. @@@ \ \ @@@@@@ \ | `(((())))' ----% -----(grrrr! too high up!) | =============== > | | | > | | | > | | | =`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`v | | | " _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ __________ `----._ -----============<__________`------._ `-. `----.__ `-.___L__ | `-. @@@ \ / \ @@@@@@ -- (Y) -- | `(((())))' / H \ *idea* | =============== /" | | | / | | | ' ,^ | | | ====%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | | " " _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ __________ `----._ -----============<__________`------._ `-. `----.__ `-.___L__ `-. @@@ ----%vv. \ @@@@@@ HA / v=| `(((())))' HA / < | =============== < | | | HA < | | | ^. <=| | | ^^' | | | _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ HA .^ `--------.____ `----.__ \ HA .^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ __________ `----._ HA < ---"--======"====<__________`------._ `-. ----% / / \ `----.__ `-.___L__ / / | `-. @@@ / \ @@@@@@ | `(((())))' | =============== | | | | | | | | | | | | _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ | | __________ `----._ || <__________`------._ `-. | | | H `----.__ `-.___L__ | ^ H `-. @@@ .^^' H \ @@@@@@ < = H | `(((())))' < | | =============== < | | | | < | | | | < = / | | | < / | | | `vv%---- _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" -----------.____ \ `--------.____ `----.__ \ __________ `----._ <__________`------._ `-. H `----.__ `-.___L__ H `-. @@@ H \ @@@@@@ H | `(((())))' (grrr!)| | =============== / | | | | \ / | | | | \ ' ,^ | | | ----(E)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | | " " _/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" <end quote ----------------------------------------------------------> -- ,^%--- Yikes! There are llizard aka ejm _.__< \ vicious dogs everywhere! cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca (_.-- > ____________ .____N\ ____ - __>,^- ________ `vvv @ )_____) ___ * ) \ ( * ) __________________ / _|/---\\_ ____ - ~ - \ \ '\ ' \ ===%^, ' \@ > ' `\/ > ' __>,^ * * ' //| | (/ )/ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~'~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""""""""""" / ' ^. / J ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%---- " " . . : * ; tssssssss.... ` ) ,-. ( ) `-' ,hahahaha ,^%--- __() _==_.__< \ nice hat you gave me! / /\ _/> / / \__ > / > /\ ( Pete >,^ ___/ \ running /| ' / for ejm97+hh \\ /_ cover ) Something (read somebody) seems to have upset llizard: ,^ ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ @( " " @@ @@ ______@___ ejm97 \________/ <----- good thing that basin is there. ,^,__ < \_^,\ < ^%--- < __ )@ ^^ \ / @' ejm97_____/__ @# | __#@_____ | \_______/ <----- good thing that basin is there. -- ,^^,_/ llizard aka ejm < \/ ^ cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca < http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ < __ ^^ \ / , / oops... I laughed my head off ejm97 / ^%--- I have also thrown this perfectly innocent cat out into nowhere with a catapult: - -- .-. - - / | - - /|_/| .-------------------. / | - _______________| @.@| / Toeung Family ) - | |-- (______ >\_C/< ---/ / | | - - / ______ _/____) ( toe...@rconnect.com / -- \ | - - / /\ \ \ \ `-------------------' - \ | - (_/ \_) - \_) - - | | *this* is cat food: _____ /' `\_ _____/m____m(_)+_o ( ) ( ) ( ) __ /\/\ ) ( / \ O______-----------,\ \_ \_________/ \__) fried cat ? > > ) ( ) ) > ( ) ( > ----%^^\_____________^^^\ >O______/__\ / ^ > / \____________/ > > > >(that lizard of yours is really useful, if you get hungry one day you can >even eat it - or maybe not if it is poisonous...) >:^o Nej!!! D heter jag kannibal! (Och det nog smakar ruttet.) A dead mouse, very swollen with gases and liquid with fragile skin around... mmm, mmm, mmmmmm! ) ( ) ( ) ( ) _.._ ./ \. ) ( ( ()()/ \ ) . ++ ____ |_____ o____________)___________)__________________ > Grrr. Help! a lion is eating llizard! /\/\ /o o ) -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^vvvvv \_____________________ help! / " " \___ _____________ \ / | || | | || |\\ | || | | || | \\_ (__(__| (__(__| \_`\ (If I have missed any important picture please help me make my collection more complete by posting it...) -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )
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