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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Aug 2002.
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[PIC] [Comic] Vol 1 Issue 10

[PIC] [Comic] Vol 1 Issue 10

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 4 Aug 2002 - 5 Aug 2002
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			 Vol 1 Issue 10 of 16

Allow me to translate his drunkenness.  "If you speak Latin
both of us will be fighting to take you home with them.
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      Aren't you two do doing that already.

    .       .       .       .       .       .       .

You don't want to go home to my
dilapidated hovel you are better
off at Hardings alleged estate.
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         Did I mention that you are
         amusing when you are drunk?

    .       .       .       .       .       .       .

     You should be flattering her not me.
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                       Gotta dance.


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==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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____     On Sun, 04 Aug 2002 12:11:48 GMT
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I don't think I get this comic.
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Xlo0772 <nos...@thevoid.dk> ASCII art 5 Aug 2002 09:23 · permalink · report
On Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:51:20 +0200, Bateau wrote:

> ____     On Sun, 04 Aug 2002 12:11:48 GMT 
> \__/___  Faux_Pseudo ran through the
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> I don't think I get this comic.
 
how can you reply to it, if you don't get it??

Oh no, I cant believe I just wrote that. _What_ a lame joke. 
Sorry about that, making jokes like that, is just a compulsive disorder I
have. I'm ought to hit my dysfunctional fungoid brain with my paperback 
King James' version, until I stop doing that. But I don't think I will,
because I also have a compulsive craving for displaying my own pathetic
inability to take anything serious. Except when someone is cracking jokes
reflecting upon my person, then moronic ignorance seemes to strike me.

What I am trying to say is, ahhm, I'm not sure I get it either. Time will
tell.

/xlo
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- --<-(Bateau leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->--
> 
> I don't think I get this comic.

Well "comic" might even be the wrong word for this project.  This is
more of a "drama of punch lines" than a standerd "comic".  As this is
closer to non-fiction than fiction there are bound to be parts that
are "stranger than fiction" and don't /seem/ to make since but like
any good story once you have it all together in one place and read it
again you will pick up on things you missed or went over your head the
first time.  Just wait till you get to the end.  Its all worth it in
that "not made by Hollywood" kind of way.

I don't like to insult my readers inteligance so some things are left
of you to figure out instead of me just pointing them out.  

==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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 .-'))    _  UIN= 66618055  _    (('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that 
' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
 ((,,_;'.;'                 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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