Request: Emoticons

I ran across a file of emoticons, once, ya know, smileys of all types, but
I can't seem to find it now.  Where might I find such a file?

Clark P
cla...@fc.hp.com

On 10 Mar 1995, Clark Parsons wrote:

> 
> I ran across a file of emoticons, once, ya know, smileys of all types, but
> I can't seem to find it now.  Where might I find such a file?
> 
> Clark P
> cla...@fc.hp.com

Here you go:

 The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
 --------------------------------
 
 :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
 ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
 :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
       or depressed about something.
 :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
       good as a happy smilie
 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
 
 Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
 
 (-:   User is left handed
 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
 :*)   User is drunk
 [:]   User is a robot
 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
 B:-)  Sunglasses on head
 ::-)  User wears normal glasses
 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
 8:-)  User is a little girl
 :-)-8 User is a Big girl
 :-{)  User has a mustache
 :-{}  User wears lipstick
 {:-)  User wears a toupee
 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
 :-[   User is a Vampire
 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-7   User juust made a wry statement
 :-*   User just ate something sour
 :-)~  User drools
 :-~)  User has a cold
 :'-(  User is crying
 :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
 :-@   User is screaming
 :-#   User wears braces
 :^)   User has a broken nose
 :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
 :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
 :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
 :-&   User is tongue tied.
 =:-)  User is a hosehead
 -:-)  User is a punk rocker
 -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :=)   User has two noses
 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
 ,:-)  Same thing...other side
 |-I   User is asleep
 |-O   User is yawning/snoring
 :-Q   User is a smoker
 :-?   User smokes a pipe
 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
 :-P   Nyahhhh!
 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
 :-X   User's lips are sealed
 :-C   User is really bummed
 :-/   User is skeptical
 C=:-) User is a chef
 @=    User is pro-nuclear war
 *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
 :-o   Uh oh!
 (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
 3:]   Pet smilie
 3:[   Mean Pet smilie
 d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
 :-9   User is licking his/her lips
 %-6   User is braindead
 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
 (:I   User is an egghead
 <:-I  User is a dunce
 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
 @:-)  User is wearing a turban
 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
 :-:   Mutant Smilie
       The invisible smilie
 .-)   User only has one eye
 ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
 X-(   User just died
 8 :-) User is a wizard
 C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                           a mustache, and a double chin
 
 Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
 
 :)  Midget smilie
 :]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
 =)  Variation on a theme...
 :} - What should we call these? (what?)
 :) - Happy
 :> - what?
 :@ - what?
 :D - Laughter
 :I - Hmmm...
 :( - Sad
 :[ - Real Downer
 :< - what?
 :{ - what?
 :O - Yelling
 :C - what?
 :Q - what?
 :,( - Crying
 [] - Hugs and
 :* - Kisses
 |I - Asleep
 |^o -Snoring
 
 
   :-`  smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
   :-1  smiley bland face
   :-!          "
   :-@  smiley face screaming
   :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
   :-$  smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
   :-%  smiley banker
   :-6  smiley after eating something sour
   :^)  smiley with pointy nose (righty)
   :-7  smiley after a wry statement
   8-)  smiley swimmer
   :-*  smiley after eating something bitter
   :-&  smiley which is tongue-tied
   :-0  smiley orator
        smiley invisible man
   (:-( unsmiley frowning
   (:-) smiley big-face
   ):-)         "
   ):-(  unsmiley big-face
   )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
   =:-) smiley punk-rocker
   =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
   +:-) smiley priest
   :-q  smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
   :-e  disappointed smiley
   :-t  cross smiley
   :-i  semi-smiley
   :-o  smiley singing national anthem
   :-p  smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
   :-[  un-smiley blockhead
   :-]  smiley blockhead
   :-{  smiley variation on a theme
   :-}  ditto
   {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
   }:-) above in an updraft
   :-a  lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
   :-s  smiley after a BIZARRE comment
   :-d  lefty smiley razzing you
   g-)  smiley with ponce-nez glasses
   :-j  left smiling smilely
   :-k  beats me, looks like something, tho.
   :-l  y. a. s.
   :-:  mutant smiley
   :-\  undecided smiley
   :-|  "have an ordinary day" smiley
   ;-)  winking smiley
   :-<  real sad smiley
   :->  y.a.s.
   :-z  y.a.c.s.
   :-x  "my lips are sealed" smiley
   :-c  bummed out smiley
   :-v  talking head smiley
   :v)  left-pointing nose smiley
   :-b  left-pointing tongue smiley
   :-/  lefty undecided smiley
   :-?  smilely smoking a pipe
   .-]  one-eyed smilely
   ,-}  wry and winking
   0-)  smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
   :-=) older smiley with mustache
   :u)  smiley with funny-looking left nose
   :n)  smiley with funny-looking right nose
   :<   midget unsmiley
   :>   midget smiley
   }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
                        a double-chin
 
 :-)    ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
 |-)    hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
 |-D    ho ho
 :->    hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
 :-(    boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
 :-I    hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
 :-O    uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
 :-P    nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
 |-P    yuk
 
 :-}    beard
 :-{    mustache
 :-#    braces
 :-X    bow tie
 :-Q    smoker
 <:I    dunce
 (:I    egghead
 @:I    turban
 
 8-)    glasses
 B-)    horn-rims
 8:-)   glasses on forehead
 :-8(   condescending stare
 ;-)    wink
:-<     mad
 
 
 Drama :-(      Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
 
 Male   :-      Female  >-
 Birth  |-O     Death 8-#
 Infinity       8
 
 
 Hey, have fun with these.
 
 
 [compiled by Kevin Johnson]
 
 

                 THE SMILEY DICTIONARY
 
  :-)      basic smiley             
 
  :)       midget smiley
 
  ,-)      winking happy smiley
 
  (-:      left hand smiley
 
  (:-)     smiley big face
 
  (:-(     very unhappy smiley
 
  ,-}      wry and winking smiley
 
  8-O      Omigod
 
  '-)      winking smiley
 
  :-#      my lips are scaled
 
  :-*      kiss
 
  :-/      skeptical smiley
 
  :->      sarcastic smiley
 
  :-@      screaming smiley
 
  :-d      said with a smile
 
  :-V      shouting smiley
 
  :-X      a big wet kiss
 
  :-\      undecided smiley
 
  :-]      smiley blockhead
 
  ;-(      crying smiley
 
  >;->     a very lewd remark was just made
 
  ;^)      smirking smiley
 
  %-)      smiley after staring at a screen for 15 hours straight
 
  ):-(     nordic smiley
 
  3:]      Lucy my pet dog smiley
 
  :-&      tongue tied
 
  8:-)     little girl smiley
 
  :-)8<    big girl smiley
 
  :-O      talkaktive smiley
 
  :-6      smiley after eating something spicy
 
  +:-)     priest smiley
 
  O:-)     angel smiley
 
  :-<      walrus smiley
 
  :-?      smiley smokes a pipe
 
  :-E      bucktoothed vampire
 
  :-Q      smoking smiley
 
  :-}X     bow tie-wearing smiley
 
  :-[      vampire smiley
 
  :-a      smiley touching her tongue to her nose
 
  :-{      mustache
 
  :-{}     smiley wears lipstick
 
  :^)      smiley with a personality
 
  <:-l     dunce smiley
 
  :=)      orangutan smiley
 
  >:->     devilish smiley
 
  >:-l     klingon smiley
 
  @:-)     smiley wearing a turban
 
  @:-}     smiley just back from the hairdresser
 
  C=:-)    chef smiley
 
  X:-)     little kid with a propeller beanie
 
  [:-)     smiley wearing a walkman
 
  [:]      robot smiley
 
  {:-)     smiley wears a toupee
 
  l^o      hepcat smiley
 
  }:^#)    pointy nosed smiley
 
  (:-(     the saddest smiley
 
  :-(=)    bucktooth smiley
 
  O-)      message from cyclops
 
  :-3      handlebar mustache smiley
 
  : =      beaver smiley
 
  :-"      whistling smiley
 
  P-(      pirate smiley
 
  ?-(      black eye
 
  d:-)     baseball smiley
 
  :8)      pigish smiley
 
  :-7      smirking smiley
 
  ):-)     impish smiley
 
  :/\)     extremely bignosed smiley
 
  8(:-)    Mickey Mouse
 
  ([(      Robocop
 
  :-(*)    that comment made me sick
 
  &-l      that made me cry
 
  :-e      disappointed smiley
 
  :(       sad-turtle smiley
 
  :,(      crying smiley
 
  :-(      boo hoo
 
  :-P      Nyahhhh!
 
  :-S      what you say makes no sense
 
  :-[      un-smiley blockhead
 
  :-C      real unhappy smiley
 
  :-r      smiley raspberry
 
  :-t      pouting smiley
 
  :-W      speak with forked tongue
 
  X-(      you are brain dead
 
  l-O      smiley is yawning
 
  l:-O     flattop loudmouth smiley
 
  $-)      yuppie smiley
 
  :-!      foot in mouth
 
  :----}   you lie like pinnochio
 
  O-)      smiley after smoking a banana
 
  =:-)     smiley is a punk
 
  =:-(     real punks never smile
 
  3:[      pit bull smiley
 
  8<:-)    smiley is a wizard
 
  :#)      drunk smiley
 
  8-#      dead smiley
 
 B-)   smiley wears glasses

 8-)   smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

 |-(   smiley lost his contact lenses

 H-)   cross-eyed smiley

 ]-I   smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

 V^J   smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)
       (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

 +-(   smiley, shot between the eyes

 ~:-P  smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

 `'    cat's eyes in the night

       ghost smiley in invisible state

 L-P   totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P Mud exists... B)

 BI    a frog

 O_|
 O |   Big Smiley Is Watching You

From: cfi...@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Clara N. Fitzgerald)
Subject: Line: Famous persons's smilies

wal...@cadence.fb12.tu-berlin.de (Tobias Walkowiak) writes:

>Does anybody have smilies of famous persons? These are my suggestions:
>/.#(    Adolf Hitler
>:-{}    Mick Jagger
>(Z(:^P  Napoleon
>5:-)    Elvis
>@:-)    Elvis

From: gra...@student.msu.edu  (Mr. G.)
Subject: Emoticons

: .)               (=( : - >*
Cindy Crawford       Uncle Sam
((:- =)X           : - =
Charlie Chaplin    Hitler
(-|---( : - )     [ : ]
The Pope            Frankenstien

  from one of the smiley books:
 7:^]    Reagan
 \|://   Bush
 =|:-)=  Abe Lincoln

(:-O ==>    "Rush Limbaugh" (note loud tie)   - Heather Taylor
 
(Z(:^P   "Napoleon"    -Paul Curcio
 
 :-8p   "Dizzy Gillespie" (puffed cheeks and trumpet)
    -Michael J Kahlke
 
IIIIII8^)X   "The Cat in the Hat"     -N. Murray
 
`,`,`,`,`:|  "Mrs. Frankenstein"    -Matthew Allen Lewis
 
 /\/:/\  "Mummy"   -Barry Ackerman
--
-Clara A. N. Fitzgerald     cfi...@s.psych.uiuc.edu
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