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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Dec 1999.
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Martians - Santa Claus

Martians - Santa Claus

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 22 Dec 1999 - 14 Jan 2000
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 22 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink · report 
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net
Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> 27 Dec 1999 00:00 · permalink · report 
On Wed, 22 Dec 1999, JRO wrote:

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>                "Just a few more orbits, Quarblitx.
>         * .     Their military early-warning systems
>                   are reporting us as Santa Claus,
>     ' .                 again this year!!"
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Hey, you silly Martians...don't you know that your exhaust from that thing
messes up Santa's reindeer?  Why don't you go bother another galaxy?

   *:.S.:*:.E.:*:.A.:*:.S.:*:.O.:*:.N.:*:.S.:*
    *                                       *
    * Geraldine Jones**we9...@victoria.tc.ca *                                   
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   *.:*:.W.:*:.I.:*:.S.:*:.H.:*:.E.:*:.S.:*:.*
Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 12 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report 
.----- On Mon, 27 Dec 1999 15:20:55 -0800, Geraldine Jones posted:
|On Wed, 22 Dec 1999, JRO wrote:
|
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 > SNIP! Earth
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|>    '-..___..-'     *     '       *
|>                "Just a few more orbits, Quarblitx.
|>         * .     Their military early-warning systems
|>                   are reporting us as Santa Claus,
|>     ' .                 again this year!!"
|>                .-'~~~~'-. /
|>     .       .-~\__/  \__/`~-.         .
|>          .-~   (__)  (__)    ~-.               .
|>         (_____//()\\//()\\______)
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 > SNIP! The bottom
/
|
|Hey, you silly Martians...don't you know that your exhaust from that thing
|messes up Santa's reindeer?  Why don't you go bother another galaxy?
'-----------------------------

They cannot leave their home galaxy yet, as they have not invented subspace
warpdrive. Until that time, they will have to pass the time irritating their
neighbour planet. Can you blame them, considering their planet is so sparse?

Kind Regards,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> ASCII art 14 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report 
In article <387...@news.vossnet.net>,
  zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz wrote:
> They cannot leave their home galaxy yet, as they have not invented
subspace
> warpdrive. Until that time, they will have to pass the time
irritating their
> neighbour planet. Can you blame them, considering their planet is so
sparse?
>
> Kind Regards,
> -Martin
> |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
>

Sure, they can go anywhere they like. You've just missed a few
editions, since your ISP is no better than mine....
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       "Sure, Enterprinkle... I'd be out here looking for
         intelligent life, too - IF I CAME FROM EARTH!"



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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net


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