Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Jun 1999.
Consultations -- old cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 14 messages · 17 Jun 1999 - 22 Jun 1999
I am actually laughing out loud aT this one!
this is so hilarious! A masterpiece JRO!!
WELL DONE!
Andrew
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JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:3769486b.0@206.103.97.91...
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> "Well, Doctor Wise, I think
> the only question I really
> have about this operation,
> is how soon will I be able
> to return to a normal sex
> _______ life?"
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> "... Doctor?.... Why are you looking
> at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry,
> I didn't mean to shock you."
> _______ \
> |License| ____ \
> | ~~*~~ | / ___) \
> |_______| \(~OO (())
> _\_-/_ ((()))
> / \|/ \ ((()))
> ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_
> | _______ ______|((()))|
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> "Not at all, Miss Goodbody.
> It's just I don't think I've
> ever been asked that question
> in reguards to a tonsilectomy."
> _______
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> | ~~*~~ | / ___) /
> |_______| \(~OO (())
> _\_o/_ ((()))
> / \|/ \ ((()))
> ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_
> | _______ ______|((()))|
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> _________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____
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Jonathon, still laffing here and im spitless! smilin' Prudence JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:3769486b.0@206.103.97.91... > > "Well, Doctor Wise, I think > the only question I really > have about this operation, > is how soon will I be able > to return to a normal sex > _______ life?" > |License| ____ \ > | ~~*~~ | / ___) \ > |_______| \(~OO (()) > _\_-/_ ((())) > / \|/ \ ((())) > ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_ > | _______ ______|((()))| > || | | | | > || | | |______| > _________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____ > |_________________||_)(_|| > > > =============================================== > =============================================== > > > "... Doctor?.... Why are you looking > at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry, > I didn't mean to shock you." > _______ \ > |License| ____ \ > | ~~*~~ | / ___) \ > |_______| \(~OO (()) > _\_-/_ ((())) > / \|/ \ ((())) > ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_ > | _______ ______|((()))| > || | | | | > || | | |______| > _________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____ > |_________________||_)(_|| > > > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > > "Not at all, Miss Goodbody. > It's just I don't think I've > ever been asked that question > in reguards to a tonsilectomy." > _______ > |License| ____ / > | ~~*~~ | / ___) / > |_______| \(~OO (()) > _\_o/_ ((())) > / \|/ \ ((())) > ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_ > | _______ ______|((()))| > || | | | | > || | | |______| > _________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____ > |_________________||_)(_|| > > > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > >
Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:7kbp2d$d79$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk... > I am actually laughing out loud aT this one! > > this is so hilarious! A masterpiece JRO!! > > WELL DONE! > > Andrew Thanks, Andrew. I guess everybody hasn't seen all my old ones. JRO
"Well, Doctor Wise, I think
the only question I really
have about this operation,
is how soon will I be able
to return to a normal sex
_______ life?"
|License| ____ \
| ~~*~~ | / ___) \
|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_-/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\_____((((()_
| _______ ______|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____
|_________________||_)(_||
===============================================
===============================================
"... Doctor?.... Why are you looking
at me like that?... Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to shock you."
_______ \
|License| ____ \
| ~~*~~ | / ___) \
|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_-/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\_____((((()_
| _______ ______|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____
|_________________||_)(_||
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
"Not at all, Miss Goodbody.
It's just I don't think I've
ever been asked that question
in reguards to a tonsilectomy."
_______
|License| ____ /
| ~~*~~ | / ___) /
|_______| \(~OO (())
_\_o/_ ((()))
/ \|/ \ ((()))
___/_/____\_\_____((((()_
| _______ ______|((()))|
|| | | | |
|| | | |______|
_________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____
|_________________||_)(_||
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
>JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO >JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > > "Not at all, Miss Goodbody. > It's just I don't think I've > ever been asked that question > in reguards to a tonsilectomy." > _______ > |License| ____ / > | ~~*~~ | / ___) / > |_______| \(~OO (()) > _\_o/_ ((())) > / \|/ \ ((())) > ___/_/____\_\_____((((()_ > | _______ ______|((()))| > || | | | | > || | | |______| > _________ ||_______| |______||//\\|| ____ > |_________________||_)(_|| > > >finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis >finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis One word: LOL! -- Clover Fernchild clo...@easystreet.com ,'. "Live long / \ and / ,'. \ prosper" /` `\ -Spock
Clover <clo...@easystreet.com> wrote in message news:376...@news.easystreet.com... > > One word: LOL! > Thanks, Clover. JRO
Clover <clo...@easystreet.com> wrote in message news:376...@news.easystreet.com... > > One word: LOL! Ah yes but is that not really three words? -- <\_________________________________________ // || Andrew Carpenter \ || || news @ gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk \ || || ICQ : 20885021 \ ||gj||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ ~~~~~~
JRO writes > It's just I don't think I've > ever been asked that question > in reguards to a tonsilectomy." brilliant! ..yet again . < < < < << < .> > > > > >> > . / / / / // / . < < < < << < .> > > > > >> > . / / / / // / . < < < < << < . [][ see yuz [][ colin -- . /\_/\ ( () |_ | |\| _/ |? .\ |\| |) .\ |_ |_ :( a a( CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk ' \___") <tHISsIGiStHEoNLYpROMOmYwEBsITEgETSaNYWAY:>
CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:2kl...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk... > JRO writes > > It's just I don't think I've > > ever been asked that question > > in reguards to a tonsilectomy." > brilliant! > ..yet again > . < < < < << < > .> > > > > >> > > . / / / / // / > . < < < < << < > .> > > > > >> > > . / / / / // / > . < < < < << < > . > [][ see yuz > [][ colin Thanks Colin. JRO
>> One word: LOL! > >Ah yes but is that not really three words? I suppose that it is, but 'Three words: LOL!' didn't sound right somehow. :*) -- ______ ____( )____ ( \____/ ) Clover Fernchild (_____/ \_____) (______)\ \ clo...@easystreet.com
Clover <clo...@easystreet.com> wrote in message news:376...@news.easystreet.com... > > >> One word: LOL! > > > >Ah yes but is that not really three words? > > I suppose that it is, but 'Three words: LOL!' didn't sound right > somehow. :*) > > -- ______ > ____( )____ > ( \____/ ) Clover Fernchild > (_____/ \_____) > (______)\ > \ clo...@easystreet.com Well, one word or three, I just want to say it was nice of you to admire my feeble efforts at humor. JRO
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > Well, one word or three, I just want to say it was nice > of you to admire my feeble efforts at humor. > JRO Feeble? Johnathon, you don't give yourself nearly enough credit. That was totally awesome and I about fell over reading it. -- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Doug & Jaana Wilson <djw...@q-net.net.au> wrote in message news:1dt...@rummy119.q-net.net.au... > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > > > Well, one word or three, I just want to say it was nice > > of you to admire my feeble efforts at humor. > > JRO > > Feeble? Johnathon, you don't give yourself nearly enough credit. That > was totally awesome and I about fell over reading it. > Why, thankyou Doug and Jaana. JRO
.----- On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 13:55:24 -0500, JRO posted: | |Clover <clo...@easystreet.com> wrote in message news:376...@news.easystreet.com... |> |> >> One word: LOL! |> > |> >Ah yes but is that not really three words? |> |> I suppose that it is, but 'Three words: LOL!' didn't sound right |> somehow. :*) |> |> -- ______ |> ____( )____ |> ( \____/ ) Clover Fernchild |> (_____/ \_____) |> (______)\ |> \ clo...@easystreet.com | |Well, one word or three, I just want to say it was nice |of you to admire my feeble efforts at humor. | '------------------------------ J, I think you have become a little confused. *I* am the one who makes feeble attempts a humor (and usually fails) ... you on the other hand are always funny. Don't put yourself down like that! -Martin |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
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