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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 May 2003.
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ASCII Art Fart for Tue, May 20, 2003

ASCII Art Fart for Tue, May 20, 2003

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 20 May 2003
Master_M <gas...@tilemannschule.de> ASCII art 20 May 2003 16:34 · raw headers · report
Tran Q. Nguyen wrote:
> CAREFUL BABY JESUS
> I THINK THAT COW MIGHT BE JEWISH
> IF HE TRIES ANYTHING JUST FORCE HIM TO EAT HIMSELF
> WAIT THAT'S HINDU
> WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH JUST CODENAME FOR TERRORISTS
> 
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>                       ((())))    
>                       )(e e)(    
>                       (| - |)    
>                      _)(\_/)(_
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>       ,-`\  \    _/      ^      \
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>      \| \ \'|  )) -/(      ))_/                  ,     )\
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>              \/      )  `<   `<     ,         , \     /   )
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>             (   o'o~`-,    \\, // \   \   |   |  /\   \
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>             |___|(__,___._)_,__|    /|  /|   /|   /|
>                                 -- '' -'-'-- '' -'-'      miK
> 

Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for Tran to suspect some
kind of bestiality here? I mean it's pretty obvious what that BULL
(it is not a COW as you can tell from the lack of udder but on the
other hand it is not a bull since...) is doing to Joseph, isn't it?

:wq

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