Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Feb 2000.
Help a ascii pic
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 15 Feb 2000 - 17 Feb 2000
ok all you talented people here is what i need for a joke I somewhat small pic of a man with his pants around his knees......nothing dirty please here's the story about it, We was at a dinner this weekend and a buddy of mine who is a big man was walking back to the table and his tux pants fell to his knees......and you know I cant let him live it down so someone please help Thanks
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well, crap. just copy it to a text editor, it's worth it.
eggo
>do you realy want me to post all that again?--this is in response to my skrew
up in the previous post of this thread.
On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 06:55:04 GMT, "alucard" <alu...@earthlink.net> wrote: >ok all you talented people here is what i need for a joke > >I somewhat small pic of a man with his pants around his knees......nothing >dirty please Something like this? \ / \ / | . | |----------| |--. .--| | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) -- Rafal Slubowski \\ raf...@paputek.decsoft.com.pl "Oset nie ma zadnego /O `----. www.slubek.w.pl pozytku z tego, kiedy * (_.-. )\ sie na nim siedzi..." *|* rs //--// X
alucard wrote:
> I somewhat small pic of a man with his pants around his knees......
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