Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Aug 1998.
Dear AgonyAuntstein 980814 Issue
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· 12 messages · 14 Aug 1998 - 17 Aug 1998
Uh, oh! More problems ... :-) ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980814 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Your Name Here [] [] ^^ [] [] [] [] .oo .@@ [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) Voracious PacFrogstein (((vv) [] [] " " " ^^ [] [] bit off my bum. What shall I do? [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo [] [] Dear Dentstein ) -) [] [] " " [] [] [] ========================================================================= ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote: >========================================================================= >[] The 'steins Copyright 980814 Pete Casso. [] >[] ,, All rights reserved. [] >[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] >[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski [] >[] ^^ Revision 980815 [] >[] [] >[] .oo .@@ [] >[] This is Dentstein ) -) Voracious PacFrogstein (((vv) [] >[] " " " ^^ [] >[] bit off my bum. What shall I do? [] >[] [] >[] [] >[] [] >[] .oo _==_ [] >[] Dear Dentstein ) -) ( "> [] >[] " " (> )> [] >[] Ask our Beauty and the Beast in one, Miss LongLegstein \ \ [] >[] / / [] >[] for a healing kiss. b b [] >[] [] >[] Good luck! [] >[] [] >========================================================================= ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980815 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and sc [] [] ^^ [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] .oo (> )> [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) again. I asked Miss LongLegstein \ \ [] [] " " / / [] [] for a healing kiss on my bum, but she just b b [] [] [] [] enlarged the dent in my bum! Ouch! [] [] / [] [] _==_ ,, [] [] ( "> .@@ [] [] (<)>_. * ) c) [] [] \ \_o * * " " [] [] / [] [] b [] [] [] [] [] [] ,, [] [] .@@ [] [] Dear BigDentstein ) c) [] [] " " [] [] You're famous now. Turn TV on !!! [] [] [] [] ----------------------------------------------------------------- [] [] | :::: --------------------------------------------------- :::: | [] [] | :::: | | :::: | [] [] | :::: | :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. | :::: | [] [] | :::: | :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.. | :::: | [] [] | :::: | ____:_:_:_::::::::::::::::::::_:_:_:_:_._: | :::: | [] [] | :::: | | Stop |:::_:_:_::_____::| HELP to | | :::: | [] [] | :::: | | VIOLENCE | | Keep YOUR || SAVE HUNKYS| | :::: | [] [] | :::: | ~~~~I:~*:~| *|BIRD LEGS OFF|::~:~:~I:~:~~: | :::: | [] [] | :::: | __==_I::|::| |:~:~:~:I:~:~:~::::_==_I:::.- | :::: | [] [] | :::: |_| (.)(.) _| . .|_|_|_| I.'-. |_|_ ( ;>I |_|_|__|| :::: | [] [] | :::: | | (> )> |. .| | | | I(" ) | | (> )> | | | || :::: | [] [] | :::: | " " <( <) " " | :::: | [] [] | :::: | d d | :::: | [] [] | :::: | | :::: | [] [] | :::: | | :::: | [] [] |---------------------------------------------------------------| [] [] | |^^^^^^^^13:53^^^^^| o o | [] [] ----------------------------------------------------------------- [] [] [] ========================================================================= Regards, Staszek
Ha ha ha, very good Staszek! I found another neat solution! ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980815 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Revision 980816 [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, [] [] ^^ _==_ [] [] <" ) [] [] .oo <( <) [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) again. I asked Miss LongLegstein / / [] [] " " \ \ [] [] for a healing kiss on my bum, but she just d d [] [] [] [] enlarged the dent in my bum! OUCH! [] [] / [] [] _==_ ,, [] [] ( "> .@@ [] [] (><)_. * )) c) What shall I do? [] [] \ \_o * * " " [] [] / [] [] b [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo [] [] Dear BigDentstein ) -) [] [] " " [] [] Ask Birdstein and his friends to use a vacuum plunger ... [] [] [] [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] [] / / / / [] [] / / / / Yaay! It works! Yaay! [] [] _ _ _ / / [] [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo [] [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -) [] [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " [] ========================================================================= ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote:
>Ha ha ha, very good Staszek! I found another neat solution!
???????? :-)
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980815 Pete Casso. []
[] and sc []
[] ,, All rights reserved. []
[] (@@) Revision 980816 []
[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, []
[] ^^ []
[] []
[] .oo []
[] This is Dentstein ( -( again. []
[] " " []
[] Birdstein and his friends have used a vacuum plunger ... []
[] []
[] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! []
[] / / / / []
[] / / / / []
[] _ _ _ / []
[] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo []
[] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -( []
[] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " []
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[] And ... What shall I do ? []
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Regards,
Staszek
========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980816 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski [] [] ^^ [] [] .oo [] [] This is Dentstein ( -( again. Birdstein and his friends used [] [] " " [] [] a vacuum plunger to make my bum nice and round again, but they [] [] [] [] also made a dent in my cheek! [] [] [] [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] [] / / / / [] [] / / / / SLOP! OUCH! [] [] _ _ _ / / [] [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo [] [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -( What shall I do? [] [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo [] [] Dear Dentstein ( -( [] [] " " [] [] Let Birdstein and more of his friends work on both ends! [] [] [] [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] [] / / / / PLOP! Uh! Ah! Oh! [] [] / / / / / / / / [] [] _ _ _ / / _ _ _ [] [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo <" ) <" ) <" ) [] [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -))=== <( <) = <( <) = <( <) = [] [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " ^^ ^^ ^^ [] [] \ [] [] Yaay! It works on both ends! [] [] [] ========================================================================= ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote: ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980816 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski [] [] ^^ [] [] .oo [] [] Im WeelEndowedFrogstein (.)-(.) now. [] [] " " [] [] Birdstein and his friends have puled my ends to much !!! [] [] [] [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] [] / / / / PLOP! Uh! Ah! Oh! [] [] / / / / / / / / [] [] _ _ _ / / _ _ _ [] [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo <" ) <" ) <" ) [] [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -))=== <( <) = <( <) = <( <) = [] [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " ^^ ^^ ^^ [] [] [] [] I am a man ! I can't make a scene tonight ! Whole world will [] [] [] [] be there. What shal I do ? [] [] [] ========================================================================= Regards, Staszek
Ha ha ha! I think the problem becomes more challenging if in addition to the
sudden endowment of breasts, the plunges got stuck those endowments, something
like this:
.O~O.
===(.)-(.)=== What shall he (or she?) do now?
" "
Caution: The more level headed readers of aaa may think that we are developing
ourselves into esoteric weirdos ;-))
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[] []
[] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie []
[] ^^ ^^ []
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Stanislaw Ciszewski wrote:
>
> In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote:
> =========================================================================
> [] The 'steins Copyright 980816 Pete Casso. []
> [] ,, All rights reserved. []
> [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso []
> [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski []
> [] ^^ []
> [] .oo []
> [] Im WeelEndowedFrogstein (.)-(.) now. []
> [] " " []
> [] Birdstein and his friends have puled my ends to much !!! []
> [] []
> [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! []
> [] / / / / PLOP! Uh! Ah! Oh! []
> [] / / / / / / / / []
> [] _ _ _ / / _ _ _ []
> [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo <" ) <" ) <" ) []
> [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -))=== <( <) = <( <) = <( <) = []
> [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " ^^ ^^ ^^ []
> [] []
> [] I am a man ! I can't make a scene tonight ! Whole world will []
> [] []
> [] be there. What shal I do ? []
> [] []
> =========================================================================
>
> Regards,
> Staszek
In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote: >Uh, oh! More problems ... :-) > ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980814 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and sc [] [] ^^ [] [] [] [] .oo .@@ [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) Voracious PacFrogstein (((vv) [] [] " " " ^^ [] [] bit off my bum. What shall I do? [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo _==_ [] [] Dear Dentstein ) -) ( "> [] [] " " (> )> [] [] Our beauty and the beast in one, Miss LongLegstein, \ \ [] [] / / [] [] kiss should cure your hurts. b b [] [] [] [] But remember, my boy, you should NOT invent simple-minded [] [] .@@ [] [] stories about trees. Just look at PacFrogstain (((vv) [] [] " ^^ [] [] who has tried such tricks few days ago when he has been [] [] .oo [] [] simple charmfull Frogstain ( -) You will not do the same [] [] " " [] [] missTake. [] [] [] ========================================================================= Regards, Staszek
========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980814 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski [] [] ^^ Revision 980815 [] [] [] [] .oo .@@ [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) Voracious PacFrogstein (((vv) [] [] " " " ^^ [] [] bit off my bum. What shall I do? [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo _==_ [] [] Dear Dentstein ) -) ( "> [] [] " " (> )> [] [] Ask our Beauty and the Beast in one, Miss LongLegstein \ \ [] [] / / [] [] for a healing kiss. b b [] [] [] [] Good luck! [] [] [] ========================================================================= ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980815 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Your Name Here [] [] ^^ [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] .oo (> )> [] [] This is Dentstein ) -) again. I asked Miss LongLegstein \ \ [] [] " " / / [] [] for a healing kiss on my bum, but she just b b [] [] [] [] enlarged the dent in my bum! Ouch! [] [] / [] [] _==_ ,, [] [] ( "> .@@ [] [] (><)_. * ) c) [] [] \ \_o * * " " [] [] / [] [] b [] [] [] [] [] [] ,, [] [] .@@ [] [] Dear BigDentstein ) c) [] [] " " [] [] [] ========================================================================= Enough cartooning for today! It is becoming a pathological hobby! ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
Stanislaw Ciszewski wrote: > > In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote: > ========================================================================= > [] The 'steins Copyright 980816 Pete Casso. [] > [] ,, All rights reserved. [] > [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, [] > [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Stanislaw Ciszewski [] > [] ^^ and Gerfried Fuchs [] > [] .oo [] > [] Im WeelEndowedFrogstein (.)-(.) now. [] > [] " " [] > [] Birdstein and his friends have puled my ends to much !!! [] > [] [] > [] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] > [] / / / / PLOP! Uh! Ah! Oh! [] > [] / / / / / / / / [] > [] _ _ _ / / _ _ _ [] > [] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo <" ) <" ) <" ) [] > [] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -))=== <( <) = <( <) = <( <) = [] > [] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " ^^ ^^ ^^ [] > [] [] > [] I am a man ! I can't make a scene tonight ! Whole world will [] > [] [] > [] be there. What shal I do ? [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] .oo [] > [] Dear WeelEndowedFrogstein (.)-(.) [] > [] " " [] > [] [] > [] Why don't you try to get an agent, move over to hollywood and [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] try to become Arnoldstein, a famous action star? Should be no [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] problem with your muscles... :) [] > [] [] > ========================================================================= Best wishes from austria :) -- .-Gerfried-"Alfie"-Fuchs-. \ \ \ \ / ___/ Music was my first love | alfie @ innocent . com | __\ \ \ \__/_/__ and it will be my last | http://come.to/alfie | / /_\ \ \_______/ () Free Speech in 'currently^not^available!' /_______\ /_/ /\ the Internet
I got a kick out of the comments in this thread, super macho male ArnoldSchwarzeneggerstein getting female breasts, Miss LongLegstein to kick those extraneous breasts off again, etc. LMAO! -- ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
sta...@only.foo.is.portable (Stanislaw Ciszewski) spake thusly: >In article <35D...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote: >========================================================================= >[] The 'steins Copyright 980816 Pete Casso. [] >[] ,, All rights reserved. [] >[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] >[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Stanislaw Ciszewski [] >[] ^^ [] >[] .oo [] >[] Im WeelEndowedFrogstein (.)-(.) now. [] >[] " " [] >[] Birdstein and his friends have puled my ends to much !!! [] >[] [] >[] Ready! Set! Pull! PLOP! [] >[] / / / / PLOP! Uh! Ah! Oh! [] >[] / / / / / / / / [] >[] _ _ _ / / _ _ _ [] >[] ( "> ( "> ( "> .oo <" ) <" ) <" ) [] >[] = (> )> = (> )> = (> )> ===(( -))=== <( <) = <( <) = <( <) = [] >[] ^^ ^^ ^^ " " ^^ ^^ ^^ [] >[] [] >[] I am a man ! I can't make a scene tonight ! Whole world will [] >[] [] >[] be there. What shal I do ? [] >[] [] >========================================================================= > >Regards, > Staszek get longlegstein to kick him again koby
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