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the 11th of August 2007 b6.8ob9.94sg

the 11th of August 2007 b6.8ob9.94sg

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 7 Aug 1999 - 15 Aug 1999
Whooooa. I am completely like scoffed, Doomsday-dude. I
guess I'll have to like BE there, whatever, cause it's my
birthday too.

What's so excellent is I found Jesus. Yeah, he was behind
the sofa the whole time.

Stay un-bogus

Brick



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RUBIA56 <rub...@aol.com> 8 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1] wrote:

>This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:
>
> THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
> solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the
> 1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10
> October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including
> the 20+ degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002!
> The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior
> Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are *you* prepared?
>
> The next three months are charted below for reference
> (Hebrew calendar dates begin at sunset the day before):
>
>                         August
>
>                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
>                1   2   3   4   5   6   7
>                8   9  10  11* 12  13  14
>               15  16  17  18  19  20  21
>               22  23  24  25  26  27  28
>               29  30  31
>
>            *August 11th total solar eclipse;
>             2001 tropical-solar years after
>             the birth of Jesus the Nazarene;
>             COMET LEE seen during totality,
>             watch and see...keyword: WATCH!
>
>
>                        September
>
>                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
>                            1   2   3   4
>                5   6   7   8   9  10  11*
>               12  13  14^ 15  16  17  18
>               19 *20* 21  22  23+ 24  25>
>               26  27  28  29  30
>
>               *Rosh ha-Shannah[1 Ethanim]
>                ^old Julian September 1st
>                **Yom Kippur[10 Ethanim]
>                 +Equinox @ 11:31 AM GMT
>                 >Succoth[15-21 Ethanim]
>                  (Feast of Tabernacles)
>
>
>                         October
>
>                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
>                                    1   2*
>                3   4   5   6   7   8   9
>               10< 11  12  13  14  15  16
>               17  18  19  20  21  22  23
>               24  25  26  27  28  29  30
>               31
>               *Last Great Day[22 Ethanim];
>               <K.O.T. before October 10th!
>
>                          ----
>
>Realize, this is ALL about our Lord YHSH, the Christ:
>
>  -Jesus was born before sunrise Monday, August 12, 3 BC.
>  -Jesus was visited by the Magi Tuesday, June 17, 2 BC.
>  -Jesus was baptised on Saturday, September 20, 27 AD.
>  -Jesus rode into Jerusalem Saturday, April 21, 31 AD.
>  -Jesus was crucified on Wednesday, April 25, 31 AD at
>   9 AM, and died shortly after 3 PM that afternoon; His
>   body was entombed after sunset the eve of the Sabbath.
>  -Jesus was resurrected early Saturday evening, April 28,
>   31 AD. This fact was discovered at 5 AM Sunday morning.
>  -Jesus was 11,944 days of age at His crucifixion. He'd
>   lived 32 years/36 weeks/4 days. Now He lives forever.
>
>Indeed, August 11, 1999 is 2001 tropical-solar years plus
>one day after the birth of Jesus Christ, counting from
>Monday, August 12, 3 BC[Julian Day 1720551] to Wednesday,
>August 11, 1999[Julian Day 2451402]. This is a difference
>of 2451402 - 1720551 =  730,851 days; divide that by the
>actual number of days per tropical-solar year[365.242199]
>and you get 2001.0037 years, or 2001 years + 1 day!
>
>And look at August 13th--Aztec "13 Cane"[Phoenix Rising]--
>since August 13th is exactly 2001 Hebrew Calendar years
>after the birth of Jesus, counting from 1 Elul 3758 to
>1 Elul 5759, which is exactly 2001 lunisolar calendar 
>years to the day: "And there shall be signs in the sun,
>and in the moon, and in the stars"[ref. Luke 21:25]. See?
>
>This is no mere coincidence my friends. The Lord is Present.
>&Once you are in the Spirit of the Lord's Day, you'll understand
>the present earthchanges, and you'll know that the outcome is
>foreordained by God from the beginning, that it is His prophecy
>fulfilled because His Word---His Law---is Immutable(as always)!
>
>Godspeed,
>Daniel


Thanks, Daniel!  Duly noted in all my calendars - my Hebrew, my Julian, my
Aztec, my tropical solar, and the one with the cute little kitty cats on the
cover.  The next three months are gonna be busy ones, what with the
"monstriferous" Comet Lee, WWIII, the "King of Terror" meteoroid, and all the
other *many* catastrophic events.  And then there's that polar shifting thing
... wow - THAT'S gonna cause some problems  I better use up all my remaining
vacation time NOW, I guess.

Thanks again!

Paula
(edified and prepared)

Far-out, this is my birthday. I like fireworks, but you can hold the
comets.

Cynthia
Jesus was a Leo
who knew?

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 8 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
Anonymous wrote:
> 
> This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:


>  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the

I started to make fun of every line of this,but i got
bored....."MONSTRIFEROUS".....I also think Flanders
might have been behind this......

Maybe Jesus can cheer us all up with a little joke...

=====[Jesus joke]
+======================================+
|Q:How come no one will play "hide and |
| go seek" with Jesus?                 |
|               ,---.                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |                  |
|              =+=+=+=                 |
|              |/.,.\|                 |
|  ____________|\ = /|_____________    |
| |  _(\_______||)"(||_______/)_   |   |
| | (__O_______||\_/||_______O__)  |   |
| """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
|              |_____| Krogg98         |
|              |_   _|                 |
|              | \_/ |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |__|__|                 |
|               mmMmm                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |                  |
|______________\||_///_________________|
+======================================+
|A:He allways cheats.                  |
|               ,---.                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |(One,two          |
|           ____/)_(\____Three,four...)|
|          (   __O_)___  )             |
|  _________\ \|\ = /|/ /__________    |
| |          \ \|)"(|/ /           |   |
| |   o       \ |\_/| /      o     |   |
| """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
|              |_____|Krogg98          |
|              |_   _|                 |
|              | \_/ |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |  |  |                 |
|              |__|__|                 |
|               mmMmm                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |                  |
|               |   |                  |
|______________\||_///_________________|
+======================================+

-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

In article <37A...@gtcom.net>,
  kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> Anonymous wrote:
> >
> > This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:
>
> >  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
>
> I started to make fun of every line of this,but i got
> bored....."MONSTRIFEROUS".....I also think Flanders
> might have been behind this......
>
> Maybe Jesus can cheer us all up with a little joke...
>
> =====[Jesus joke]
> +======================================+
> |Q:How come no one will play "hide and |
> | go seek" with Jesus?                 |
> |               ,---.                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |              =+=+=+=                 |
> |              |/.,.\|                 |
> |  ____________|\ = /|_____________    |
> | |  _(\_______||)"(||_______/)_   |   |
> | | (__O_______||\_/||_______O__)  |   |
> | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
> |              |_____| Krogg98         |
> |              |_   _|                 |
> |              | \_/ |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |__|__|                 |
> |               mmMmm                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |______________\||_///_________________|
> +======================================+
> |A:He allways cheats.                  |
> |               ,---.                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |(One,two          |
> |           ____/)_(\____Three,four...)|
> |          (   __O_)___  )             |
> |  _________\ \|\ = /|/ /__________    |
> | |          \ \|)"(|/ /           |   |
> | |   o       \ |\_/| /      o     |   |
> | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
> |              |_____|Krogg98          |
> |              |_   _|                 |
> |              | \_/ |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |  |  |                 |
> |              |__|__|                 |
> |               mmMmm                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |               |   |                  |
> |______________\||_///_________________|
> +======================================+
>
> --
>
> |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
> |      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
> |SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
> | FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
> |         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
> |       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
> |     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
> |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
>

Listen people, I am a true Christian and I know that the Lord is not
coming on 2007 or whatever, the Bible says he can come at any time or
date, so please don't put unwanted junk stuff on this forum...this is
ASCII art, not prophesies that will never come true.

P.S. These Jehova's Witnesses are annoying!

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>Listen people, I am a true Christian and I know that the Lord is not
>coming on 2007 or whatever, the Bible says he can come at any time or
>date, so please don't put unwanted junk stuff on this forum...this is
>ASCII art, not prophesies that will never come true.
I actually found it funny

>P.S. These Jehova's Witnesses are annoying!
P.S. I am Jehova's Witness please don't put this unwanted arrogant
slander on this newsgroup.
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Clover <clo...@easystreet.con> ASCII art 8 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
On Sun, 08 Aug 1999 16:25:26 GMT, Bubba Fett <bfe...@my-deja.com>
quoth:

[snip snip snip]
>> =====[Jesus joke]
>> +======================================+
>> |Q:How come no one will play "hide and |
>> | go seek" with Jesus?                 |
>> |               ,---.                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |              =+=+=+=                 |
>> |              |/.,.\|                 |
>> |  ____________|\ = /|_____________    |
>> | |  _(\_______||)"(||_______/)_   |   |
>> | | (__O_______||\_/||_______O__)  |   |
>> | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
>> |              |_____| Krogg98         |
>> |              |_   _|                 |
>> |              | \_/ |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |__|__|                 |
>> |               mmMmm                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |______________\||_///_________________|
>> +======================================+
>> |A:He allways cheats.                  |
>> |               ,---.                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |(One,two          |
>> |           ____/)_(\____Three,four...)|
>> |          (   __O_)___  )             |
>> |  _________\ \|\ = /|/ /__________    |
>> | |          \ \|)"(|/ /           |   |
>> | |   o       \ |\_/| /      o     |   |
>> | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
>> |              |_____|Krogg98          |
>> |              |_   _|                 |
>> |              | \_/ |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |  |  |                 |
>> |              |__|__|                 |
>> |               mmMmm                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |               |   |                  |
>> |______________\||_///_________________|
>> +======================================+
[snip]
>Listen people, I am a true Christian and I know that the Lord is not
>coming on 2007 or whatever, the Bible says he can come at any time or
>date, so please don't put unwanted junk stuff on this forum...this is
>ASCII art, not prophesies that will never come true.

Who are _YOU_ to decide what's unwanted on this newsgroup? This was
original ASCII-art. It was on-topic. And it was a whole lot funnier
than those 'ASCII-art farts.' So stuff it.

>P.S. These Jehova's Witnesses are annoying!

Well, /there/ we agree on something.. but then, I think Christians are
annoying.

--Clover, who's a grumpy atheist. Ignore her.

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In article <199...@uni.nowhere.to> , Anonymous 
<Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]>  wrote:

>  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
>  solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the
>  1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10
>  October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including
>  the 20+ degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002!
>  The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior
>  Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are *you* prepared?

And all on my birthday. Huh.

--

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Picasso" - A P Herbert

Anonymous wrote:

> This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:

>  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
>  solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the
>  1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10
>  October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including
>  the 20+ degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002!
>  The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior
>  Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are *you* prepared?

But will this affect the Red Hat IPO due to begin trading that day?

In article <934...@news.demon.co.uk>,
Johnny Deadman <URL:mailto:dea...@jukebox.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In article <199...@uni.nowhere.to> , Anonymous 
> <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]>  wrote:
> 
> >  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
> >  solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the
> >  1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10
> >  October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including
> >  the 20+ degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002!
> >  The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior
> >  Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are *you* prepared?
> 
> And all on my birthday. Huh.
> 
> 

Happy Birthday.
-- 
 met vriendelijke groet,

 Marcel van Zuidam,  zui...@tip.nl

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> ASCII art 11 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <7okvn4$jp...@sol.sun.csd.unb.ca>
>

oh no!
It's the 'king of terror'!
Comet Lee!  Comet SoHo!
                              .:'
                 ....     _.::'
               .:-""-:.  (_.'
             .:/      \:.
             :|        |:
             ':\      /:'
         jgs  '::-..-::'
                `''''`

Have a great Eclipse... we'll miss it on
this side of the earth.

-joan
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 12 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink

Bubba Fett wrote:

> In article <37A...@gtcom.net>,
>   kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> > Anonymous wrote:
> > >
> > > This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:
> >
> > >  THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
> >
> > I started to make fun of every line of this,but i got
> > bored....."MONSTRIFEROUS".....I also think Flanders
> > might have been behind this......
> >
> > Maybe Jesus can cheer us all up with a little joke...
> >
> > =====[Jesus joke]
> > +======================================+
> > |Q:How come no one will play "hide and |
> > | go seek" with Jesus?                 |
> > |               ,---.                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |              =+=+=+=                 |
> > |              |/.,.\|                 |
> > |  ____________|\ = /|_____________    |
> > | |  _(\_______||)"(||_______/)_   |   |
> > | | (__O_______||\_/||_______O__)  |   |
> > | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
> > |              |_____| Krogg98         |
> > |              |_   _|                 |
> > |              | \_/ |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |__|__|                 |
> > |               mmMmm                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |______________\||_///_________________|
> > +======================================+
> > |A:He allways cheats.                  |
> > |               ,---.                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |(One,two          |
> > |           ____/)_(\____Three,four...)|
> > |          (   __O_)___  )             |
> > |  _________\ \|\ = /|/ /__________    |
> > | |          \ \|)"(|/ /           |   |
> > | |   o       \ |\_/| /      o     |   |
> > | """""""""""""\.   ./"""""""""""""    |
> > |              |_____|Krogg98          |
> > |              |_   _|                 |
> > |              | \_/ |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |  |  |                 |
> > |              |__|__|                 |
> > |               mmMmm                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |               |   |                  |
> > |______________\||_///_________________|
> > +======================================+
> >
> > --
> >
> > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
> > |      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
> > |SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
> > | FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
> > |         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
> > |       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
> > |     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
> > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
> >
>
> Listen people, I am a true Christian and I know that the Lord is not
> coming on 2007 or whatever, the Bible says he can come at any time or
> date, so please don't put unwanted junk stuff on this forum...this is
> ASCII art, not prophesies that will never come true.
>

       Did you hear that Ralf?      I'm glad the true Christian     knows
what he's talking about.      What a releaf... He just
      told us that the prophecy
       will never come true.
            |
            |         Eerrrr...Isn't that a
            |           prophecy by itself?
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       '-'      |\/           b'ger
      No no... you don't understand.
      He's got his wisdom from a
       book full of prophecies.
            |
            |             True Christian?...
            |           I didn't even know there
            |            were false Christians.
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       '-'      |\/           b'ger


> P.S. These Jehova's Witnesses are annoying!

Here is a true Cristian statement.

joris

Spunk1111 wrote:

> >Message-id: <7okvn4$jp...@sol.sun.csd.unb.ca>
> >
>
> oh no!
> It's the 'king of terror'!
> Comet Lee!  Comet SoHo!
>                               .:'
>                  ....     _.::'
>                .:-""-:.  (_.'
>              .:/      \:.
>              :|        |:
>              ':\      /:'
>          jgs  '::-..-::'
>                 `''''`
>
> Have a great Eclipse... we'll miss it on
> this side of the earth.
>
> -joan

I don't know about 11 august 2007 but yesterday -11 august 1999-
there was an eclips on this side of the earth.
It was kind of nice.
:D

joris

sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 14 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
Dunno what happened but it was messed up.
(maybe it was God's hand)

joris bellenger wrote:

> Bubba Fett wrote:

[snip]


>
> Listen people, I am a true Christian and I know that the Lord is not
> coming on 2007 or whatever, the Bible says he can come at any time or
> date, so please don't put unwanted junk stuff on this forum...this is
> ASCII art, not prophesies that will never come true.


       Did you hear that Ralf?
     I'm glad the true Christian
    knows what he's talking about.
     What a releaf... He just
      told us that the prophecy
       will never come true.
            |
            |         Eerrrr...Isn't that a
            |           prophecy by itself?
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      No no... you don't understand.
      He's got his wisdom from a
       book full of prophecies.
            |
            |             True Christian?...
            |           I didn't even know there
            |            were false Christians.
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> P.S. These Jehova's Witnesses are annoying!

Here is a true Cristian statement.

joris

lor...@my-deja.com 15 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink
In article <199...@ng-ca1.aol.com>,
  rub...@aol.com (RUBIA56) wrote:
> Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1] wrote:
>
> >This is your last warning! Read CAREFULLY and be edified:
> >
> > THAT 'MONSTRIFEROUS' COMET LEE will be seen during the
> > solar eclipse this August 11th, followed by WWIII, the
> > 1300-meter "King of Terror" meteoroid impact before 10
> > October 1999, and *many* catastrophic events, including
> > the 20+ degree shifting of the polar axis before 2002!
> > The Tribulation prophesied even by our Lord and Savior
> > Jesus Christ is begun. ANSWER THIS: Are *you* prepared?
> >
> > The next three months are charted below for reference
> > (Hebrew calendar dates begin at sunset the day before):
> >
> >                         August
> >
> >                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
> >                1   2   3   4   5   6   7
> >                8   9  10  11* 12  13  14
> >               15  16  17  18  19  20  21
> >               22  23  24  25  26  27  28
> >               29  30  31
> >
> >            *August 11th total solar eclipse;
> >             2001 tropical-solar years after
> >             the birth of Jesus the Nazarene;
> >             COMET LEE seen during totality,
> >             watch and see...keyword: WATCH!
> >
> >
> >                        September
> >
> >                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
> >                            1   2   3   4
> >                5   6   7   8   9  10  11*
> >               12  13  14^ 15  16  17  18
> >               19 *20* 21  22  23+ 24  25>
> >               26  27  28  29  30
> >
> >               *Rosh ha-Shannah[1 Ethanim]
> >                ^old Julian September 1st
> >                **Yom Kippur[10 Ethanim]
> >                 +Equinox @ 11:31 AM GMT
> >                 >Succoth[15-21 Ethanim]
> >                  (Feast of Tabernacles)
> >
> >
> >                         October
> >
> >                S   M   T   W   T   F   S
> >                                    1   2*
> >                3   4   5   6   7   8   9
> >               10< 11  12  13  14  15  16
> >               17  18  19  20  21  22  23
> >               24  25  26  27  28  29  30
> >               31
> >               *Last Great Day[22 Ethanim];
> >               <K.O.T. before October 10th!
> >
> >                          ----
> >
> >Realize, this is ALL about our Lord YHSH, the Christ:
> >
> >  -Jesus was born before sunrise Monday, August 12, 3 BC.
Their only one problem.
According to the Bible, Jesus was born when the Bethlehem star moved
from West to east. And Chinese astronomers recorded two commets- one in
5 BC and another in 4BC.
Plus according to the Book of John, Jesus was born six months after John
was and John was born 9 months after the angel appeared to Zachariah,
Johns father on the eighth week of priestl duities/ courses that
Zaschariah was one of. Since in Hebrew their were two corses making up
each 24 weeks plus three extra for three major celebrations you come out
with John being born in August and six months latter Jesus in the month
of March. Their first month of course!


   Michael Johnathan McDonald
> >  -Jesus was visited by the Magi Tuesday, June 17, 2 BC.
> >  -Jesus was baptised on Saturday, September 20, 27 AD.
> >  -Jesus rode into Jerusalem Saturday, April 21, 31 AD.
> >  -Jesus was crucified on Wednesday, April 25, 31 AD at
> >   9 AM, and died shortly after 3 PM that afternoon; His
> >   body was entombed after sunset the eve of the Sabbath.
> >  -Jesus was resurrected early Saturday evening, April 28,
> >   31 AD. This fact was discovered at 5 AM Sunday morning.
> >  -Jesus was 11,944 days of age at His crucifixion. He'd
> >   lived 32 years/36 weeks/4 days. Now He lives forever.
> >
> >Indeed, August 11, 1999 is 2001 tropical-solar years plus
> >one day after the birth of Jesus Christ, counting from
> >Monday, August 12, 3 BC[Julian Day 1720551] to Wednesday,
> >August 11, 1999[Julian Day 2451402]. This is a difference
> >of 2451402 - 1720551 =  730,851 days; divide that by the
> >actual number of days per tropical-solar year[365.242199]
> >and you get 2001.0037 years, or 2001 years + 1 day!
> >
> >And look at August 13th--Aztec "13 Cane"[Phoenix Rising]--
> >since August 13th is exactly 2001 Hebrew Calendar years
> >after the birth of Jesus, counting from 1 Elul 3758 to
> >1 Elul 5759, which is exactly 2001 lunisolar calendar
> >years to the day: "And there shall be signs in the sun,
> >and in the moon, and in the stars"[ref. Luke 21:25]. See?
> >
> >This is no mere coincidence my friends. The Lord is Present.
> >&Once you are in the Spirit of the Lord's Day, you'll understand
> >the present earthchanges, and you'll know that the outcome is
> >foreordained by God from the beginning, that it is His prophecy
> >fulfilled because His Word---His Law---is Immutable(as always)!
> >
> >Godspeed,
> >Daniel
>
> Thanks, Daniel!  Duly noted in all my calendars - my Hebrew, my
Julian, my
> Aztec, my tropical solar, and the one with the cute little kitty cats
on the
> cover.  The next three months are gonna be busy ones, what with the
> "monstriferous" Comet Lee, WWIII, the "King of Terror" meteoroid, and
all the
> other *many* catastrophic events.  And then there's that polar
shifting thing
> ... wow - THAT'S gonna cause some problems  I better use up all my
remaining
> vacation time NOW, I guess.
>
> Thanks again!
>
> Paula
> (edified and prepared)
>


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