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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Apr 1998.
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Ass cons

Ass cons

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 24 Apr 1998
I'm sure some of you guys have seen this before, but it's amusing enough 
(to me at least) that a second viewing may still be fun... and perhaps 
there'll be a few for whom this will be their first!  :) shar


       (_!_)     a regular ass


       (__!__)   a fat ass


       (!)       a tight ass


       (_._)     a flat ass


       (_^_)     a bubble ass


       (_*_)     a sore ass


       {_!_}     a swishy ass


       (_o_)     an ass that's been around


       (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more


       (_x_)     kiss my ass


       (_X_)     leave my ass alone


       (_zzz_)   a tired ass, aka an ass that has fallen asleep


       (_o^o_)   a wise ass


       (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass, aka a rich ass


       (_?_)     Dumb Ass

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