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Marge - Enjoying Life

Marge - Enjoying Life

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 17 Sep 1999 - 19 Sep 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 17 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
                          .-.____   ____
   __.--._.--.    .---.   | .--./  / __ \
  |   .-. .-. |  / / \ \  | |     / /  \ \   .-""-.
  /  / / /  | |  \ \_/ |  | |     \ \__/ |  | (_)_/
 /__/ /_/   |_|   `--\_\  /_/      `--.  \  \  \__
                                       ) /   `.___)
                                   ___/ /
                                  /____/

-----------------------------------------------------------

           _._.))
         (~.'.___)_
        ( _/-   -\ )
       (//( O _)O ):)
       _(_/\     /\_)_
      || (__\ - /__)  |\\
      || / \\ " // \  | |
      ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
      |/ //  ___  \\ \| |
      |\ \\_|  |_// /| |
      ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
      || \___/_\___/  |_|
     / / /         \ / /|
    /_/_/           /_/ |
    | ||            | | |
    | | \__________/| | |
    | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
    | |  |__| |__|  | | |
    |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/
       /__/  /__/

=======================================================
=======================================================
                   _____________________
                  / What're you reading \
                 |    there, Marge?     |
                  \______  ____________/
                         \ \
                          \ \
                           \/   _____
                             _\/  '  \
           _._.))             /  \  . \
         (~.'.___)_           |\\     |
        ( _/-   -\ )         (\    . ;/)
       (//( O _)O ):)          \_.___/
       _(_/\     /\_)_      ___/_____\___
      || (__\ - /__)  |\\  /             \
      || / \\ " // \  | |  |              |
      ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |  |        |  |
      |/ //  ___  \\ \| |  |  |        |  |
      |\ \\_|  |_// /| |  |  |        |  |
      ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |  |  |        |  |
      || \___/_\___/  |_|  |  |________|  |
     / / /         \ / /|  |__|        |__|
    /_/_/           /_/ |  /  | __| |__|  \
    | ||            | | |  \\\|    |   |///
    | | \__________/| | |     |    |   |
    | |  | _| |_ |  | | |     |    |   |
____| |  |  | |  |  | | |_____|    |   |__jro__
    | |  |__| |__|  | | |     |    |   |
    |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      |____|___|
       /__/  /__/           __/:   |   :\__
                           (_______|_______)


=======================================================
=======================================================

                          _______________________________
                         /                               \
                        / Oh, I got this pamphlet from    \
       _._.))          |  the doctor's office, the other   |
     (~.'.___)_        | day. It has a lot of information  |
    ( _/-   -\ )    ___|  in it about penile implants,     |
   (//( @ _)@ ):)  /___  viagra medication - other sorts   |
   _(_/\     /\_)_     |  of options. I mean, I was just   |
  || (__\ o /__)  |\\  |  thinking... there's no reason    |
  || / \\ " // \  | |  |  why a middle-aged man shouldn't  |
  ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |     be ENJOYING life more...      |
  |/ //  ___  \\ \| |   \   And me too,for that matter.   /
  |\ \\ |   |_// /| |    \_______________________________/
  ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
  || \___/_\___/  |_|  jro

=======================================================
=======================================================


         _________________________________
        /                                 \
        |  How truly considerate of you,  |
        |   dear! Really, though - I CAN  |
        \      think of ONE reason.       /
         \____________  _________________/
                     / /
                    / /
            _____   |/
           /     \/_
          //\__(\_\
          |\ ^  ^ |
          /\ _-\-_ \
          \_  (_)  /
           \   O  /
         __/\  ~ /\__
        /  \ \  / /  \
       /    \/\/\/    \
      /   |    .   |   \
     /    |    .   |    \  jro


=======================================================
=======================================================


           _._.))
         (~.'.___)_
        ( _/__ __\ )
       (//( O _)O ):)
       _(_/\ ___ /\_)_
      || (__\ _ /__)  |\\
      || / \\   // \  | |
      ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
      |/ //       \\ \| |
      |\ \\__  ___// /| |
      ||\ \__   __/ / | |
      || \_\\\_///_/  |_|
     / / /         \ / /|
    /_/_/           /_/ |
    | ||            | | |
    | | \__________/| | |
    | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
    | |  |__| |__|  | | |
    |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      /\_
       /__/  /__/            <._'\
                               /_>

thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall



Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
        mail.fullnet.net

jtasker@SPAMBLEDEGGSatt.net (m�spher (JT)) 17 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
<snip>
>____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
>    | |  |__| |__|  | | |
>    |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      /\_
>       /__/  /__/            <._'\
>                               /_>
                              ^^^^^^
is this supposed to be what i think it is?


m�spher.

"Your wealth of knowledge astounds me.  I can not fit any more information in my brain."

*pop*                          -- Per.

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990917195949.20010D-100000@vtn1...
> On Fri, 17 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> >                           .-.____   ____
> >    __.--._.--.    .---.   | .--./  / __ \
> >   |   .-. .-. |  / / \ \  | |     / /  \ \   .-""-.
> >   /  / / /  | |  \ \_/ |  | |     \ \__/ |  | (_)_/
> >  /__/ /_/   |_|   `--\_\  /_/      `--.  \  \  \__
> >                                        ) /   `.___)
> >                                    ___/ /
> >                                   /____/
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >            _._.))
> >          (~.'.___)_
> >         ( _/-   -\ )
> >        (//( O _)O ):)
> >        _(_/\     /\_)_
> >       || (__\ - /__)  |\\
> >       || / \\ " // \  | |
> >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
> >       |/ //  ___  \\ \| |
> >       |\ \\_|  |_// /| |
> >       ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
> >       || \___/_\___/  |_|
> >      / / /         \ / /|
> >     /_/_/           /_/ |
> >     | ||            | | |
> >     | | \__________/| | |
> >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
> > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
> >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |
> >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/
> >        /__/  /__/
> >
> > =======================================================
> > =======================================================
> >                    _____________________
> >                   / What're you reading \
> >                  |    there, Marge?     |
> >                   \______  ____________/
> >                          \ \
> >                           \ \
> >                            \/   _____
> >                              _\/  '  \
> >            _._.))             /  \  . \
> >          (~.'.___)_           |\\     |
> >         ( _/-   -\ )         (\    . ;/)
> >        (//( O _)O ):)          \_.___/
> >        _(_/\     /\_)_      ___/_____\___
> >       || (__\ - /__)  |\\  /             \
> >       || / \\ " // \  | |  |              |
> >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |  |        |  |
> >       |/ //  ___  \\ \| |  |  |        |  |
> >       |\ \\_|  |_// /| |  |  |        |  |
> >       ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |  |  |        |  |
> >       || \___/_\___/  |_|  |  |________|  |
> >      / / /         \ / /|  |__|        |__|
> >     /_/_/           /_/ |  /  | __| |__|  \
> >     | ||            | | |  \\\|    |   |///
> >     | | \__________/| | |     |    |   |
> >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |     |    |   |
> > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |_____|    |   |__jro__
> >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |     |    |   |
> >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      |____|___|
> >        /__/  /__/           __/:   |   :\__
> >                            (_______|_______)
> >
> >
> > =======================================================
> > =======================================================
> >
> >                           _______________________________
> >                          /                               \
> >                         / Oh, I got this pamphlet from    \
> >        _._.))          |  the doctor's office, the other   |
> >      (~.'.___)_        | day. It has a lot of information  |
> >     ( _/-   -\ )    ___|  in it about penile implants,     |
> >    (//( @ _)@ ):)  /___  viagra medication - other sorts   |
> >    _(_/\     /\_)_     |  of options. I mean, I was just   |
> >   || (__\ o /__)  |\\  |  thinking... there's no reason    |
> >   || / \\ " // \  | |  |  why a middle-aged man shouldn't  |
> >   ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |     be ENJOYING life more...      |
> >   |/ //  ___  \\ \| |   \   And me too,for that matter.   /
> >   |\ \\ |   |_// /| |    \_______________________________/
> >   ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
> >   || \___/_\___/  |_|  jro
> >
> > =======================================================
> > =======================================================
> >
> >
> >          _________________________________
> >         /                                 \
> >         |  How truly considerate of you,  |
> >         |   dear! Really, though - I CAN  |
> >         \      think of ONE reason.       /
> >          \____________  _________________/
> >                      / /
> >                     / /
> >             _____   |/
> >            /     \/_
> >           //\__(\_\
> >           |\ ^  ^ |
> >           /\ _-\-_ \
> >           \_  (_)  /
> >            \   O  /
> >          __/\  ~ /\__
> >         /  \ \  / /  \
> >        /    \/\/\/    \
> >       /   |    .   |   \
> >      /    |    .   |    \  jro
> >
> >
> > =======================================================
> > =======================================================
> >
> >
> >            _._.))
> >          (~.'.___)_
> >         ( _/__ __\ )
> >        (//( O _)O ):)
> >        _(_/\ ___ /\_)_
> >       || (__\ _ /__)  |\\
> >       || / \\   // \  | |
> >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
> >       |/ //       \\ \| |
> >       |\ \\__  ___// /| |
> >       ||\ \__   __/ / | |
> >       || \_\\\_///_/  |_|
> >      / / /         \ / /|
> >     /_/_/           /_/ |
> >     | ||            | | |
> >     | | \__________/| | |
> >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
> > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
> >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |
> >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      /\_
> >        /__/  /__/            <._'\
> >                                /_>
> >
> > thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
> > thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
>
>Geraldine advises:
 ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and do your
> duty!
>
Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal view
of this man? hehe!

jus' wondering,
Prudence
>
>
>
>
>
>

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 18 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7s0eij$rja$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> >Geraldine advises:
>  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and do your
> > duty!
> >
> Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal view
> of this man? hehe!
>
> jus' wondering,
> Prudence




Here... So's you won't have to wonder, anymore.


       _____
      /  ___\           ))((((
     /  / oo           ))(((())
     \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
       \  -/          (\^  )))))
       /   \          ((\O ))))))
      | | | \         (( *=\(((((
      | | | |          / /\ \))))
      | | | |         ( (  \ \
      | | | |           \  / /
      / | | |           / / /
      \ / \ /------(\  / / )\
       |///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
jro    |   |_)         ||   /
       |   |           ||  |
       |   |           ((  |
       |   |           ||  |
       |   |           ||__|
       (___ooO        <<__/\\

  "Charlie, when I said that a large
  penis would really be exciting, I
  meant it.  I would like to survive
    the experience, however."

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 18 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Sat, 18 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7s0eij$rja$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> > >Geraldine advises:
> >  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and do your
> > > duty!
> > >
> > Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal view
> > of this man? hehe!
> Here... So's you won't have to wonder, anymore.
>        _____
>       /  ___\           ))((((
>      /  / oo           ))(((())
>      \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
>        \  -/          (\^  )))))
>        /   \          ((\O ))))))
>       | | | \         (( *=\(((((
>       | | | |          / /\ \))))
>       | | | |         ( (  \ \
>       | | | |           \  / /
>       / | | |           / / /
>       \ / \ /------(\  / / )\
>        |///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
> jro    |   |_)         ||   /
>        |   |           ||  |
>        |   |           ((  |
>        |   |           ||  |
>        |   |           ||__|
>        (___ooO        <<__/\\
> 
>   "Charlie, when I said that a large
>   penis would really be exciting, I
>   meant it.  I would like to survive
>     the experience, however."
> 

He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!

*-----------------------------------*
| {"}   Geraldine  Jones        {"} |  
| \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca      \|/ |
| http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ |
*-----------------------------------*
     

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 18 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Sat, 18 Sep 1999, Prudence wrote:
> Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
> news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990917195949.20010D-100000@vtn1...
> > On Fri, 17 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> > >                           .-.____   ____
> > >    __.--._.--.    .---.   | .--./  / __ \
> > >   |   .-. .-. |  / / \ \  | |     / /  \ \   .-""-.
> > >   /  / / /  | |  \ \_/ |  | |     \ \__/ |  | (_)_/
> > >  /__/ /_/   |_|   `--\_\  /_/      `--.  \  \  \__
> > >                                        ) /   `.___)
> > >                                    ___/ /
> > >                                   /____/
> > >
> > > -----------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > >            _._.))
> > >          (~.'.___)_
> > >         ( _/-   -\ )
> > >        (//( O _)O ):)
> > >        _(_/\     /\_)_
> > >       || (__\ - /__)  |\\
> > >       || / \\ " // \  | |
> > >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
> > >       |/ //  ___  \\ \| |
> > >       |\ \\_|  |_// /| |
> > >       ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
> > >       || \___/_\___/  |_|
> > >      / / /         \ / /|
> > >     /_/_/           /_/ |
> > >     | ||            | | |
> > >     | | \__________/| | |
> > >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
> > > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
> > >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |
> > >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/
> > >        /__/  /__/
> > >
> > > =======================================================
> > > =======================================================
> > >                    _____________________
> > >                   / What're you reading \
> > >                  |    there, Marge?     |
> > >                   \______  ____________/
> > >                          \ \
> > >                           \ \
> > >                            \/   _____
> > >                              _\/  '  \
> > >            _._.))             /  \  . \
> > >          (~.'.___)_           |\\     |
> > >         ( _/-   -\ )         (\    . ;/)
> > >        (//( O _)O ):)          \_.___/
> > >        _(_/\     /\_)_      ___/_____\___
> > >       || (__\ - /__)  |\\  /             \
> > >       || / \\ " // \  | |  |              |
> > >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |  |        |  |
> > >       |/ //  ___  \\ \| |  |  |        |  |
> > >       |\ \\_|  |_// /| |  |  |        |  |
> > >       ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |  |  |        |  |
> > >       || \___/_\___/  |_|  |  |________|  |
> > >      / / /         \ / /|  |__|        |__|
> > >     /_/_/           /_/ |  /  | __| |__|  \
> > >     | ||            | | |  \\\|    |   |///
> > >     | | \__________/| | |     |    |   |
> > >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |     |    |   |
> > > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |_____|    |   |__jro__
> > >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |     |    |   |
> > >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      |____|___|
> > >        /__/  /__/           __/:   |   :\__
> > >                            (_______|_______)
> > >
> > >
> > > =======================================================
> > > =======================================================
> > >
> > >                           _______________________________
> > >                          /                               \
> > >                         / Oh, I got this pamphlet from    \
> > >        _._.))          |  the doctor's office, the other   |
> > >      (~.'.___)_        | day. It has a lot of information  |
> > >     ( _/-   -\ )    ___|  in it about penile implants,     |
> > >    (//( @ _)@ ):)  /___  viagra medication - other sorts   |
> > >    _(_/\     /\_)_     |  of options. I mean, I was just   |
> > >   || (__\ o /__)  |\\  |  thinking... there's no reason    |
> > >   || / \\ " // \  | |  |  why a middle-aged man shouldn't  |
> > >   ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |  |     be ENJOYING life more...      |
> > >   |/ //  ___  \\ \| |   \   And me too,for that matter.   /
> > >   |\ \\ |   |_// /| |    \_______________________________/
> > >   ||\ \_|_ _|_/ / | |
> > >   || \___/_\___/  |_|  jro
> > >
> > > =======================================================
> > > =======================================================
> > >
> > >
> > >          _________________________________
> > >         /                                 \
> > >         |  How truly considerate of you,  |
> > >         |   dear! Really, though - I CAN  |
> > >         \      think of ONE reason.       /
> > >          \____________  _________________/
> > >                      / /
> > >                     / /
> > >             _____   |/
> > >            /     \/_
> > >           //\__(\_\
> > >           |\ ^  ^ |
> > >           /\ _-\-_ \
> > >           \_  (_)  /
> > >            \   O  /
> > >          __/\  ~ /\__
> > >         /  \ \  / /  \
> > >        /    \/\/\/    \
> > >       /   |    .   |   \
> > >      /    |    .   |    \  jro
> > >
> > >
> > > =======================================================
> > > =======================================================
> > >
> > >
> > >            _._.))
> > >          (~.'.___)_
> > >         ( _/__ __\ )
> > >        (//( O _)O ):)
> > >        _(_/\ ___ /\_)_
> > >       || (__\ _ /__)  |\\
> > >       || / \\   // \  | |
> > >       ||/ /_\\_//_\ \ | |
> > >       |/ //       \\ \| |
> > >       |\ \\__  ___// /| |
> > >       ||\ \__   __/ / | |
> > >       || \_\\\_///_/  |_|
> > >      / / /         \ / /|
> > >     /_/_/           /_/ |
> > >     | ||            | | |
> > >     | | \__________/| | |
> > >     | |  | _| |_ |  | | |
> > > ____| |  |  | |  |  | | |______________________jro__
> > >     | |  |__| |__|  | | |
> > >     |_|_/\//__/\//__|_|/      /\_
> > >        /__/  /__/            <._'\
> > >                                /_>
> > >
> > > thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
> > > thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
> >
> >Geraldine advises:
>  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and do your
> > duty!
> >
> Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal view
> of this man? hehe!
> 
Prudence...why bother?  After all, he has not yet taken the viagra...

*-----------------------------------*
| {"}   Geraldine  Jones        {"} |  
| \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca      \|/ |
| http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ |
*-----------------------------------*
     

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990918191052.27697B-100000@vtn1...
> On Sat, 18 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> > Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message
news:7s0eij$rja$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> > > >Geraldine advises:
> > >  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and
do your
> > > > duty!
> > > >
> > > Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal
view
> > > of this man? hehe!
> > Here... So's you won't have to wonder, anymore.
> >        _____
> >       /  ___\           ))((((
> >      /  / oo           ))(((())
> >      \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
> >        \  -/          (\^  )))))
> >        /   \          ((\O ))))))
> >       | | | \         (( *=\(((((
> >       | | | |          / /\ \))))
> >       | | | |         ( (  \ \
> >       | | | |           \  / /
> >       / | | |           / / /
> >       \ / \ /------(\  / / )\
> >        |///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
> > jro    |   |_)         ||   /
> >        |   |           ||  |
> >        |   |           ((  |
> >        |   |           ||  |
> >        |   |           ||__|
> >        (___ooO        <<__/\\
> >
> >   "Charlie, when I said that a large
> >   penis would really be exciting, I
> >   meant it.  I would like to survive
> >     the experience, however."
> >
Geraldine replied:
> He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!
>
Ummm, Geraldine...I only see ONE LEG...I think its one of those tricky
images done with makeup, lights and mirrors ;)

'wants to see the real thang'
Prudence
>
>
>
>

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 18 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Prudence wrote:
> 
> Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
> news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990918191052.27697B-100000@vtn1...
> > On Sat, 18 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> > > Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message
> news:7s0eij$rja$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> > > > >Geraldine advises:
> > > >  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella and
> do your
> > > > > duty!
> > > > >
> > > > Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt frontal
> view
> > > > of this man? hehe!
> > > Here... So's you won't have to wonder, anymore.
> > >        _____
> > >       /  ___\           ))((((
> > >      /  / oo           ))(((())
> > >      \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
> > >        \  -/          (\^  )))))
> > >        /   \          ((\O ))))))
> > >       | | | \         (( *=\(((((
> > >       | | | |          / /\ \))))
> > >       | | | |         ( (  \ \
> > >       | | | |           \  / /
> > >       / | | |           / / /
> > >       \ / \ /------(\  / / )\
> > >        |///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
> > > jro    |   |_)         ||   /
> > >        |   |           ||  |
> > >        |   |           ((  |
> > >        |   |           ||  |
> > >        |   |           ||__|
> > >        (___ooO        <<__/\\
> > >
> > >   "Charlie, when I said that a large
> > >   penis would really be exciting, I
> > >   meant it.  I would like to survive
> > >     the experience, however."
> > >
> Geraldine replied:
> > He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!
> >
> Ummm, Geraldine...I only see ONE LEG...I think its one of those tricky
> images done with makeup, lights and mirrors ;)
> 
> 'wants to see the real thang'
> Prudence
Hmmm,looks like you might have discovered the secret behind
this trick.I had heard that it was done with rebar but i think
the trick leg is more likely.

Here are some things you can ponder:     

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         ""   ( Y) 
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Water'em and they will grow.......

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Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> ASCII art 19 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message
news:37E...@gtcom.net...
> Prudence wrote:
> >
> > Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990918191052.27697B-100000@vtn1...
> > > On Sat, 18 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> > > > Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message
> > news:7s0eij$rja$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> > > > > >Geraldine advises:
> > > > >  ..ooooooh, that's mean!  Take your viagra like a good fella
and
> > do your
> > > > > > duty!
> > > > > >
> > > > > Geraldine, isnt it strange we dont see any below the belt
frontal
> > view
> > > > > of this man? hehe!
> > > > Here... So's you won't have to wonder, anymore.
> > > >        _____
> > > >       /  ___\           ))((((
> > > >      /  / oo           ))(((())
> > > >      \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
> > > >        \  -/          (\^  )))))
> > > >        /   \          ((\O ))))))
> > > >       | | | \         (( *=\(((((
> > > >       | | | |          / /\ \))))
> > > >       | | | |         ( (  \ \
> > > >       | | | |           \  / /
> > > >       / | | |           / / /
> > > >       \ / \ /------(\  / / )\
> > > >        |///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
> > > > jro    |   |_)         ||   /
> > > >        |   |           ||  |
> > > >        |   |           ((  |
> > > >        |   |           ||  |
> > > >        |   |           ||__|
> > > >        (___ooO        <<__/\\
> > > >
> > > >   "Charlie, when I said that a large
> > > >   penis would really be exciting, I
> > > >   meant it.  I would like to survive
> > > >     the experience, however."
> > > >
> > Geraldine replied:
> > > He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!
> > >
> > Ummm, Geraldine...I only see ONE LEG...I think its one of those
tricky
> > images done with makeup, lights and mirrors ;)
> >
> > 'wants to see the real thang'
> > Prudence
> Hmmm,looks like you might have discovered the secret behind
> this trick.I had heard that it was done with rebar but i think
> the trick leg is more likely.
>
> Here are some things you can ponder:
>
>            _
>           /\) _
>      _   / / (/\
>     /\) ( Y)  \ \
>    / /   ""   (Y )
>   ( Y)  _      ""
>    ""  (/\       _
>         \ \     /\)
>         (Y )   / /
>          ""   ( Y)
>                ""
> Water'em and they will grow.......
>
Krogg wow!!!!!! finally a hair care product with dual action...gels and
blowdrys all in one easy step!


                ` ` `  ` ` `     "Krogg"..For All Your Personal Hair
            _  ````````````` `  /          Care Needs and MORE!"
           /\) `)-```````````````
          / /   .  *````````` `
         ( Y)     )|`` ````` `
          ""

smilin` with a new do,
Prudence

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 19 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7s1i3p$rrd$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
>
> Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
> news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990918191052.27697B-100000@vtn1...
> Geraldine replied:
> > He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!
> >
> Ummm, Geraldine...I only see ONE LEG...I think its one of those tricky
> images done with makeup, lights and mirrors ;)
>
> 'wants to see the real thang'
> Prudence


       _____
      /  ___\           ))((((
     /  / oo           ))(((())
     \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
       \  -/          (\^  )))))
       /   \          ((\O ))))))
      | | | \         (( *=\(((((
      | | | |          / /\ \))))
      | | | |         ( (  \ \
      | | | |           \  / /
     .//| | |           / / /
      \\/ \ /------(\  / / )\
      ||///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
jro   ||   |_)         ||   /
      ||   |           ||  |
      ||   |           ((  |
      ||   |           ||  |
      ||   |           ||__|
      ((___ooO        <<__/\\

  "Charlie, when I said that a large
  penis would really be exciting, I
  meant it.  I would like to survive
    the experience, however."


Okay, is that better?

JRO

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 19 Sep 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Sun, 19 Sep 1999, JRO wrote:
> Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7s1i3p$rrd$1...@winter.news.rcn.net...
> > Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
> > news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990918191052.27697B-100000@vtn1...
> > Geraldine replied:
> > > He must have taken 2 doses of viagra!  OUCH!!
> > >
> > Ummm, Geraldine...I only see ONE LEG...I think its one of those tricky
> > images done with makeup, lights and mirrors ;)
> >
> > 'wants to see the real thang'
> > Prudence
>        _____
>       /  ___\           ))((((
>      /  / oo           ))(((())
>      \_(   _)         ()- -)))))
>        \  -/          (\^  )))))
>        /   \          ((\O ))))))
>       | | | \         (( *=\(((((
>       | | | |          / /\ \))))
>       | | | |         ( (  \ \
>       | | | |           \  / /
>      .//| | |           / / /
>       \\/ \ /------(\  / / )\
>       ||///|-------(/  |V\\\ )
> jro   ||   |_)         ||   /
>       ||   |           ||  |
>       ||   |           ((  |
>       ||   |           ||  |
>       ||   |           ||__|
>       ((___ooO        <<__/\\
> 
>   "Charlie, when I said that a large
>   penis would really be exciting, I
>   meant it.  I would like to survive
>     the experience, however."
> 
> 
> Okay, is that better?
> 
> JRO
> 
I *knew* it was the viagra!

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| {"}   Geraldine  Jones        {"} |  
| \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca      \|/ |
| http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ |
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