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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Dec 1997.
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REQ: Mr. Burns ascii face please!

REQ: Mr. Burns ascii face please!

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 6 Dec 1997
S^R <ora...@nutcom.com> 6 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report 

  Please post a Mr. Burns from Simpsons. I'd prefer a close-up face.
My boss looks exactly like him and I'd love to spice up our E-mail
exchange.. hahaha

  Thanks ahead...


S^R                 ora...@nutcom.com
Spam Surgery:      Nutcom is Netcom
All flames will be used for cooking
Nana <tss...@freenet.calgary.ab.ca> 6 Dec 1997 00:00 · permalink · report 

Welcome one and all to today's seminar,

               "How to get fired in the information age"

Are you tired of getting fired by traditional means? Of course you are,  
It's so time consuming protruding an air of incompentence. With the advent
of computers, incompentence has become something which is hidden far from
the bosses eyes, so we must think of new and creative ways to put
ourselves in the bosses bad graces... 

Technique 1 : Likening the boss to a heartless maniacal cartoon character,
              who's image is based on a praying mantis...

    Example is as follows...

On Sat, 6 Dec 1997, S^R wrote:

>   Please post a Mr. Burns from Simpsons. I'd prefer a close-up face.
> My boss looks exactly like him and I'd love to spice up our E-mail
> exchange.. hahaha


    I'm a jerk,
      -Nana

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