Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Aug 2002.
[PIC] [Comic] Vol 1 Issue 11
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· 10 messages · 4 Aug 2002 - 10 Aug 2002
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Vol 1 Issue 11 of 16
You should be flattering her not me.
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Gotta dance.
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You scared her off again.
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She never does that when it is just her and I so it must be you.
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Did I mention that you are amusing when you are drunk?
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You mention it every time I catch you in a sociopathic lie or
state more truth than you want to here. But is your nature as a
sociopath to find everyone amusing as we are all here to
entertain your myopic little world.
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<Music:
Bela Lugosi's Dead
THUMP THUMP
Undead Undead
THUMP THUMP>
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Well I am off to find new slaves.
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Ponder: To be drunk
or not to be drunk;
Well its a bit to late
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On Sun, 04 Aug 2002 19:04:43 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote: ...snip... > You mention it every time I catch you in a sociopathic lie or state more > truth than you want to here. But is your nature as a sociopath to find > everyone amusing as we are all here to entertain your myopic little > world. > \ > [" `} > |\; __n +/| > |'\\| | /|| > > <Music: > Bela Lugosi's Dead > THUMP THUMP > Undead Undead > THUMP THUMP> > > . . . . . . . I didn't have a clear idea of the atmosphere in the place prior to this strip. The music cleared that up for me. :) Bauhaus if I'm not mistaken. Stupid me didn't make the connection between goth and music from the 'Goth Club' sign in the first strip. Only thing I could think of at the time was gothic art (whatever that is) and figured that it wasn't there they went in. > Well I am off to find new slaves. > \ > [" {' > |\; __n _| (+ > |'\\| | | | /\ > / > Ponder: To be drunk > or not to be drunk; > Well its a bit to late > for that question. heheh, I hope I can remeber that line the next time I end up plastered, and someone asks me if I need help to get up. /xlo -- obascii: .
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->-- >> >> <Music: >> Bela Lugosi's Dead >> THUMP THUMP >> Undead Undead >> THUMP THUMP> >> >> . . . . . . . > > I didn't have a clear idea of the atmosphere in the place prior to this > strip. The music cleared that up for me. :) Bauhaus if I'm not mistaken. > Stupid me didn't make the connection between goth and music from the 'Goth > Club' sign in the first strip. Only thing I could think of at the time > was gothic art (whatever that is) and figured that it wasn't there they went > in. Well I didn't want to drive the Goth dance club thing to death so there are only a few referances in this script. "Goth Club" being one of them. The above "uncomfterble pause". If we remove those all we have to go on is the number of times "dance" is mentioned, which could be any kind of dance club, and the the referances to Harding's love of slaves. If any of you have every been to a goth club you know that their is always one person looking for slaves. >> / >> Ponder: To be drunk >> or not to be drunk; >> Well its a bit to late >> for that question. > > heheh, I hope I can remeber that line the next time I end up plastered, > and someone asks me if I need help to get up. This should help: $ crontab -l > file $ echo -e '0 0 * * * echo "To be drunk or not to be drunk; Well its a\ bit to late for that question."\n\n' >> file $ crontab file Not that I would ever take the lazy way out of memorizing something by emailing my self via a automated process every day. Not not me. ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9TecIkjt2bc9NoGsRAosLAJ9se6oNUyn8Eb9kMOljxOiopwoZgACfYx8r pENHriW/lORY5nSmv0Co4Uc= =BgAe -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Mon, 05 Aug 2002 04:51:40 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > Well I didn't want to drive the Goth dance club thing to death so there > are only a few referances in this script. "Goth Club" being one of > them. The above "uncomfterble pause". If we remove those all we have > to go on is the number of times "dance" is mentioned, which could be any > kind of dance club, and the the referances to Harding's love of slaves. > If any of you have every been to a goth club you know that their is > always one person looking for slaves. huh? you mean it was intended. My late enlightment wasn't because of my slow-witted daftness, but merely a carefully plottet editorial finesse. > $ crontab -l > file > $ echo -e '0 0 * * * echo "To be drunk or not to be drunk; Well its a\ > bit to late for that question."\n\n' >> file $ crontab file Previously I found it kinda annoying, that cron mailed the output of the command to the user. Why not use logfiles, like any other nice daemon? Now I can see some practical use for it, and suddenly don't find it that annoying after all. This I will never understand. > Not that I would ever take the lazy way out of memorizing something by > emailing my self via a automated process every day. Not not me. hmm, to believe, or not to believe. I think I gonna leave that unanswered. /xlo -- I'm gonna repost my previous obascii. This one I actually used quite somne time on. This time i'll sign it. obascii: . xlo
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Xlo0772 leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->-- > > huh? you mean it was intended. My late enlightment wasn't because of my > slow-witted daftness, but merely a carefully plottet editorial finesse. One of the nice things about reading instead of watching [movie tv &c] is that lots of thing can be left for you to fill in if the author does not do it for you. If done emproperly it leaves you feeling unsatisfied at the lack of depth in a story. If done properly it causes the reader to fill in the gaps of setting/imagery and create a more personal story for the reader because they take a bigger part in creating it. This is one of the reasons that NerdBoy is so popular. The only props you are likely to find in a NB script is a computer and occastionaly other things like a hover craft or space alines and bjork songs. There arn't any chairs, rooms, hallways etc. You are left to fill in the environment and in the process you identify with the story more than say my scripts. I had to put a few more props in mine to create the environment because while I did have an exact environment in mind I didn't want to over run the story or stop the reader from makeing it like any other club that they might have gone to. Though you never see the dance floor (I don't dance) so you see the lounge and smokeing area. The fact that this is a club only happens in the fringe of your minds eye. But if you identify with any of the persons in my scripts then you probably have mental issues and should seek professional help. Yes, that encludes even the video game player too. >> $ crontab -l > file >> $ echo -e '0 0 * * * echo "To be drunk or not to be drunk; Well its a\ >> bit to late for that question."\n\n' >> file $ crontab file > > Previously I found it kinda annoying, that cron mailed the output > of the command to the user. Why not use logfiles, like any other nice > daemon? > Now I can see some practical use for it, and suddenly don't find it that > annoying after all. This I will never understand. You can redirect the output from cron any way you want. If you where to do a 'echo "some text" 2>&1 >> logfile ' then you will not get an email and you can check the logfile at your lesure. Or you can create a seperait mailbox and via something like procmail redirect all mail from cron to that new mailbox and check it when you feel like it. Or Or Or Or. *nix is very flexible if you can adjust to the fact that nothing is set in stone. > obascii: <snip> . -- ~~~ -- . .-~ ~-. / \ / /====\ /===\ \ | \ \_//\ ___ / \_// | | /n_n\ | | | / \ '-_-' / / \ / / `-. .-' / _~- . ___ . -~ / 22x _-' / _-' _/ _-' |.|_-' '-' xlo :F_P: ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo - -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9TsVlkjt2bc9NoGsRAhcbAJsEsE//rDRD6qBkAyKBv6ZwSBGJiQCggR0z q1Z7fV9ymc1WtWZo6dUHjFg= =iRqD -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
On Mon, 5 Aug 2002, Xlo0772 wrote: > On Sun, 04 Aug 2002 19:04:43 +0200, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > ...snip... > > You mention it every time I catch you in a sociopathic lie or state more > > truth than you want to here. But is your nature as a sociopath to find > > everyone amusing as we are all here to entertain your myopic little > > world. > > \ > > [" `} > > |\; __n +/| > > |'\\| | /|| > > > > <Music: > > Bela Lugosi's Dead > > THUMP THUMP > > Undead Undead > > THUMP THUMP> > > > > . . . . . . . > > I didn't have a clear idea of the atmosphere in the place prior to this > strip. The music cleared that up for me. :) Bauhaus if I'm not mistaken. [~springs back into alt.ascii-art from wherever she was~] Right you are! The song's full lyrics are: White on white translucent black capes Back on the rack Bela Lugosi's dead The bats have left the bell tower The victims have been bled Red velvet lines the black box Bela Lugosi's dead Undead undead undead The virginal brides file past his tomb Strewn with time's dead flowers Bereft in deathly bloom Alone in a darkened room The count Bela Logosi's dead Undead undead undead It's a great song to dance to at the club... kind of tribal, the drumbeats. Oldschool: you just can't... beat it. ~ducks~ > Stupid me didn't make the connection between goth and music from the 'Goth > Club' sign in the first strip. Only thing I could think of at the time > was gothic art (whatever that is) and figured that it wasn't there they went > in. ... Wish I'd seen it. Will have to run a search. > > Well I am off to find new slaves. > > \ > > [" {' > > |\; __n _| (+ > > |'\\| | | | /\ > > / > > Ponder: To be drunk > > or not to be drunk; > > Well its a bit to late > > for that question. > > heheh, I hope I can remeber that line the next time I end up plastered, > and someone asks me if I need help to get up. As will I... obascii: A /+\ /xxx\ /""0""\ |#####| /...,...\ 7__,' '.__` |##| |##| '--' '--' TAL --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- --><-- Sincerely, Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness-- Pope Dances-with-Earwax (a.k.a Taliszanna WhiteCrow, a.k.a Jessie Brown): everybody's favorite Sanrio-loving, sushi-chewing, Libran, hybrid-Victorian/ Edwardwardian/Punk/Old-school Gothic Discordian Pope and Eclectic witch obsessed with Oranges as a Theory of Life and Post-Modernism as the dark nasal passage of Big Brother... * http://www.deadjournal.com/users/taliszanna/ * http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASLR/ * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FortunePostOThaDay/ ~ Carpe noctem; memento mori. ~
On Mon, 5 Aug 2002, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > Well I didn't want to drive the Goth dance club thing to death so > there are only a few referances in this script. "Goth Club" being one > of them. The above "uncomfterble pause". If we remove those all we > have to go on is the number of times "dance" is mentioned, which could > be any kind of dance club, and the the referances to Harding's love of > slaves. If any of you have every been to a goth club you know that > their is always one person looking for slaves. Or looking to be one. -TAL
On Fri, 9 Aug 2002 21:31:21 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca>
tried to confuse everyone with this message:
>[~springs back into alt.ascii-art from wherever she was~] Right you are!
Welcome back ;).
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On Fri, 9 Aug 2002 21:31:21 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> decided to enlighten us with : >> I didn't have a clear idea of the atmosphere in the place prior to this >> strip. The music cleared that up for me. :) Bauhaus if I'm not mistaken. > >[~springs back into alt.ascii-art from wherever she was~] Right you are! >The song's full lyrics are: 8< SNIPPED good lyrics >8 I'm still waiting for the inevitable Type O Negative reference, personally. :) J. Jeremiah D. Seitz Porch karaoke king and the guy who runs with 8< scissors >8 Omega Techware http://www.omegatechware.com
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