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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Dec 1996.
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Oneliners

Oneliners

alt.ascii-art · 22 messages · 11 Dec 1996 - 30 Jun 2004
Shimrod <csg...@wing.rug.nl> ASCII art 11 Dec 1996 00:00 · permalink
Playing Pool:

::::::========------= ( )    (8)


Sea with: island, island with palmtree, shark chasing man to boat,
Far away island with palmtree, sundown, far away island with two
palmtrees, shark chasing man closer, man being pulled under  by
seamonster coming from right while causing waves.


-<>--=|=---^-'-`~'--+--8---#--/\--/o_----\0/----'`._,'`._,'-

Barbwire:

--=\=---=\=---       

Scorpion:

3#`

Kayak:

-=:\:=-
-- 
         ,/   *   ,-.  ,  , , ,    , ,-.   ,-.  ,-.
      _,'/_   |  (   ` |  | | |\  /| |  ) /   \ |  \
      `(")' ,'/   `-.  |--| | | \/ | |-<  |   | |  |
   _ _,-H-./ /   .   ) |  | | |    | |  | \   / |  /
   \_\_\.   /     `-'  '  ' ' '    ' '  `  `-'  `-'
    /" / \  \      Herman Hiddema    
  _/  /   \  \_    mailto:csg...@wing.rug.nl
  \_.'( ) (`._/    http://huizen.dds.nl/~shimrod
       ) (         contains: ascii-art, games, mpegs 
        )

Alexander Schloegl <rat...@web.de> ASCII art 10 Jun 2004 07:08 · permalink
Here some oneliners that are also usefull for Chat and SMS:

Rose:            -'-;-@

Pot of coffee:   c(_)

Cigaret:         (___(______((()

small fish:      ><>

big fish:        ><(()>

Has somebody some others??
-- 
too old to die young...

Alexander Schloegl <rat...@web.de>, le jeu. 10 juin 2004 09:08:53, 
ᅵcrivait ceci:

> Has somebody some others??

sleeping boy o____
islamic pray     _o/\_
sword    =}----
     

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SYNTAX ERROR
]

denisb <new...@no-log.org> ASCII art 10 Jun 2004 09:22 · permalink
SyntaxError <syn...@public.invalid> wrote:
> sleeping boy o____
> islamic pray     _o/\_
> sword    =}----

[_|--[_________|_>=-----    = syringe

~(_:>                       = Mouse

<:3)~                       = Mouse with ears

:::===( o  )                = Guitar

(*_*)b                      = allo... but, where are you ?

q(-_-)p                     = Heavy Metal is not my taste at all.....


not mine !
-- 
  @@@@@
E -00       comme on est very beaux dis !
'   `)   /
 |\_ =="

Ulrike Georgi <Hea...@t-online.de> ASCII art 10 Jun 2004 11:10 · permalink
a two-handed sword:   o:xxx:{O==============>

and a pan:         o:::()_____/

-- 
Why is "uncomplicated" such a complicated word?

visit http://www.heavensrevenge.de
(English / German site containing lyrics, games, fun and more)

"Ulrike Georgi" <Hea...@t-online.de> wrote in message
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> a two-handed sword:   o:xxx:{O==============>
>
> and a pan:         o:::()_____/
>
> -- 
> Why is "uncomplicated" such a complicated word?
>
> visit http://www.heavensrevenge.de
> (English / German site containing lyrics, games, fun and more)
>
A couple having sex (unknown artist)

8//=/\-,


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Peter Marquardt <use...@dignition.de> ASCII art 12 Jun 2004 15:10 · permalink
\o/       <--- somebody going "YAY!" behind a wall

c(8^(|)   <--- homer simpson (unknown artist)

==[]      <--- a hammer

O--"      <--- a key

denisb <new...@no-log.org> ASCII art 12 Jun 2004 15:20 · permalink
J�m    =  my elephant

-- 
  @@@@@
E -00       comme on est very beaux dis !
'   `)   /
 |\_ =="

Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 12 Jun 2004 15:47 · permalink
"denisb" <new...@no-log.org> skrev i meddelandet
 news:1gf...@no-log.org
> J?m    =  my elephant
   ^
   |
Not ASCII.


>   @@@@@
> E -00       comme on est very beaux dis !
> '   `)   /
>  |\_ =="

      ^
      |
Not fixed-width.


  @@@@@
  E -00 (
  '  `)  )
  |\__=="

Are you smoking a cigarette?

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 12 Jun 2004 16:06 · permalink
[...]

  C-|||o<    - scorpion
 
  (\_)'<~~   - dragon
  
 <]:)-B<-<   - witch ;]

    ~m"      - cat or lion

    ~k"      - running cheetah
   
   ==o==     - watch

  (|:)<-<    - judas priest

    |o|      - cannon

   -----E    - rake
  
   7o^-o,_   - bolide by Przemek Borys

    ,@Y      - snail

   ~~(_:>    - mouse

    )7(      - bat or butterfly

 ,vVvVvV("_< - crocodile

    +()      - secret weapon from Monty Python's Holy Grail

    ~g~	     - vulture

 
  etc...
  
   
  

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denisb <new...@no-log.org> 12 Jun 2004 16:49 · permalink
Joaquim G�ndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote:
> > J?m    =  my elephant
>    ^
>    |
> Not ASCII.

oupsss...

J"m    =  my second elephant (first died five minutes ago...)

> >   @@@@@
> > E -00       comme on est very beaux dis !
> > '   `)   /
> >  |\_ =="
>       ^
>       |
> Not fixed-width.

hey !! my hairs !!!
be care joaquim : do you 'really' want to cut my six-inch pompadour
('banane' in french) ???
(yes, I know it should be so difficult now, cause my age... but !)

>   @@@@@      <----    please !!! don't do that !!!
>   E -00 (
>   '  `)  )
>   |\__=="
> Are you smoking a cigarette?

I 'have' a cigarette,
I rolled it two hours ago,
from time to time 'it' smokes...

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E -00     comme on est very beaux dis !
'   `)   /
 |\_ =="   come on everybody = we are so beautiful, guy ! (french joke)

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 11:38 · permalink
Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> wrote:
>[...]
>
>  C-|||o<    - scorpion
> 
>  (\_)'<~~   - dragon
>  
> <]:)-B<-<   - witch ;]
>
>    ~m"      - cat or lion
>
>    ~k"      - running cheetah
>   
>   ==o==     - watch
>
>  (|:)<-<    - judas priest
>
>    |o|      - cannon
>
>   -----E    - rake
>  
>   7o^-o,_   - bolide by Przemek Borys
>
>    ,@Y      - snail
>
>   ~~(_:>    - mouse
>
>    )7(      - bat or butterfly
>
> ,vVvVvV("_< - crocodile
>
>    +()      - secret weapon from Monty Python's Holy Grail
>
>    ~g~	     - vulture

     ^o^ Bat.

     'N` Horse.

     ^Z Snake.
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          /           ````' | |    \
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    .'.-'  |  `-.  `.      J J   /  |    ||    _.>
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J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |        :::::::         :::::::L
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J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|    /(@  o`.
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     | J\ |  |           |     |    /:  \::. \::::::::        ::::::::F      /     |
     |  L\|--|           |     _.--|::   `::\ `.::::::       .:::::::J      /      F
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          F  F J``  -'|    | | |  |                    \:_|
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               `-.-'                         K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S

Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 13:12 · permalink
[...]

:      ^Z Snake.

 You are wrong. This is 'go to background' hotkey :-)


	>o<	- sweet/candy



	M.
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Marcin Glinski wrote:

> >o<	- sweet/candy

No, that's an X-Wing

<o> Tie Fighter

Rowe
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You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.

Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 18:48 · permalink
[...]
:
:> >o<	- sweet/candy
:
: No, that's an X-Wing

 
 >o<          .--.
      >o<    (o   )
              `--'  
   >o<

 ...and Death Star.


:<o> Tie Fighter

 Looks like Eye of Sauron :)


   -.o.-	- fighter en-face



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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 18:50 · permalink
[...]
:: No, that's an X-Wing
:  
: >o<          .--.
:       >o<    (o   )
:               `--'  
:    >o<
:
:  ...and Death Star.
[...]

 Wops, mistake ;/ 
 


 <o>           .--.
       <o>    (o   )
               `--'  
    <o>

 

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Marcin Glinski wrote:

 >   >o<          .--.
 >        >o<    (o   )
 >                `--'
 >     >o<

They're attacking it.

 >  <o>           .--.
 >        <o>    (o   )
 >                `--'
 >     <o>

Oops. Rebels lose again.

Rowe
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You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.

Simon Williams <ema...@luddite.no-ip.com> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 20:11 · permalink
Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> wrote:

>  <o>           .--.
>        <o>    (o   )
>                `--'  
>     <o>


Looks like 3 Darth Vaders to me ;-)
The standard TIE Fighter is this one:

                                              |o|


   ___
=-/___\   ATAT Walker (sorry, not a oneliner)
  /| /|


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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 14 Jun 2004 21:16 · permalink
Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
[...]
: Oops. Rebels lose again.


  Not really. Old friends are incoming!


            Grrroooaaaaaaaaarrrrr...
             /
     __       Shut up Chewie...
   .'  CD`._   /
  / `. || ()``---.
 : :88/ _\--.---'
 : :88\__/--`---.  
  \ .' ||  _..---'
   `.__CD.'
            fsc



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Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 15 Jun 2004 20:13 · permalink
ema...@luddite.no-ip.com (Simon Williams) wrote:
>Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> wrote:
>
>>  <o>           .--.
>>        <o>    (o   )
>>                `--'  
>>     <o>
>
>
>Looks like 3 Darth Vaders to me ;-)
>The standard TIE Fighter is this one:
>
>                                              |o|

They're TIE Advanceds.
 |-O-| TIE Fighter.

        ___
 ->====(_  )
 _______|  |
<_______   |
        |  |
 ->====(___)

Ok I don't actually remember what X Wings look like.
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                |    J        /     `.       ||//  ||  ||  //||   \\   ||  || ||  ||
                J    J       (        `-.    |//   | \ || |/ ||    \\  | \ || ||  ||
                `-.__/       `---.       `.  |<<   ||\\||    ||     >> ||\\|| ||  ||
                |   J             `.       ) ||\\  || \ |    ||    //  || \ | ||  ||
                /   |               `-----'  || >> ||  ||    ||   //   ||  ||  \\ ||
               /    F                        ||//  ||  ||    ||  <<    ||  ||   \\||
              J    J                         | /   |/  ||    |/   \\   |/  ||    \ |
              J    |                         |/        \|          \|      \|     \|
               `-.-'                         K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S

In article<2iv...@uni-berlin.de>, Zotiel R. Bell
<ali...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
>"Ulrike Georgi" <Hea...@t-online.de> wrote in message
>news:mn....@t-online.de...
>> a two-handed sword:   o:xxx:{O==============>
>>
>> and a pan:         o:::()_____/
>>
>> -- 
>> Why is "uncomplicated" such a complicated word?
>
>A couple having sex (unknown artist)
>
>8//=/\-,

               <_"     "__>  "->      CLAMS.


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Jill S. <jaw...@cinci.einstein.rr.com> ASCII art 30 Jun 2004 19:57 · permalink
Dave Bird wrote:

> In article<2iv...@uni-berlin.de>, Zotiel R. Bell
> <ali...@yahoo.com> writes:
> 
>>"Ulrike Georgi" <Hea...@t-online.de> wrote in message
>>news:mn....@t-online.de...
>>
>>>a two-handed sword:   o:xxx:{O==============>

A *real* 2-handed sword:

             W,
             /
o:xxx:{O===========>
             \
             M`

Bahdump ching!

... sorry **wince**.

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