Nerd Boy, episode 279

If the evil kidnapper is from           What girl?
another dimension, he might be           ,
able to find that girl.  `OO           ..~
                         .||.          <<
                          dd           /|


 I saw a girl in that weird
swirl that turned everything
      back to normal.    `OO        ..~
                          ||       .<<.
                     ____ bb ______ || ____________________



        She looked like you,
          but with a brain.          !
                         `OO        --~
                         .||-      .<<.
           ______________ bb ______ || _____________




         I must find a way            Wanna find out if it was a
         back to that girl.           ,  near-death experience?
                         `OO       --~
                          ||      .<<.
 jg______________________ dd _____ /| _____________________________


----
Well well, the story thickens. ;)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara schreef:

>         I must find a way            Wanna find out if it was a
>         back to that girl.           ,  near-death experience?
>                         `OO       --~
>                          ||      .<<.
> jg______________________ dd _____ /| _____________________________

ROFL, almost spilled coffee on the keyboard :)
-- 
Dennis K.
"Het leven in de VS gaat pas �cht weer zijn normale gang, als ze daar
weer banger zijn van vrijdag de 13e dan van 11 september".

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>        She looked like you,
>          but with a brain.          !
>                         `OO        --~
>                         .||-      .<<.
>           ______________ bb ______ || _____________
>

I'm thinking of some way of drawing NerdBoy with one of his feet in his
mouth...

Not the sort of thing you want to say to a psychotic woman...   LOL  :o)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

 _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
|
| Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
|>        She looked like you,
|>          but with a brain.          !
|>                         `Ob        --~
|>                         .|>       .<<.
|>           ______________ b  ______ || _____________
| I'm thinking of some way of drawing NerdBoy with one of his feet in his
| mouth...


How is that?  


/* I am drunk, pay no attention to me. */

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I am the voice in: Now: er_down_the_spiral/07-At_The_Heart_Of_It_All.mp3
  side your head : Fwd: er_down_the_spiral/07-At_The_Heart_Of_It_All.mp3

Faux_Pseudo wrote in message ...
> _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
>|
>| Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>|>        She looked like you,
>|>          but with a brain.          !
>|>                         `Ob        --~
>|>                         .|>       .<<.
>|>           ______________ b  ______ || _____________
>| I'm thinking of some way of drawing NerdBoy with one of his feet in his
>| mouth...
>
>
>How is that?

If you have "put your foot in your mouth", then you've said something
probably extremely offensive to the person you're speaking to, but without
realizing it.

But the foot in your pic is upside down; that is, unless NerdBoy has hacked
off his whole leg and is starting to eat the heel first  :o)

Here's my take on it...

     < Munch >
      ,
   OOp
  .||'
   d._

     < Chew >
      ,
   OOp
  .||'
   d.__.____

     Feeling...  faint...
      ,
    oo;
  .(('
   b._..__..____

     < Splat >

     p
  ___\\~~__..______



                        oo~
     p                 .<<.
  ___\\~~__.._._________/|

                         We need some blood and a
                          ,  spare robot leg-thing
                       ~..
     p                 .>>.
  ___\\~~__.._._________|\

** LATER **                   Y0. E4T1NG F33T SUX.
                               /
                            ,,,
   OO                       --
  .||.                     -//.
   dD                     _/ )_


    But look - Cyberfeet !     R0X0R3D N3RD D00D!
     ,                      ,,,/
   OO                       --
  .||.                     -//.
   dD                     _/ )_


      Uh - yeah.          L4T3RZ.  *sneak*
      ,                     \  ,,,
   OO                           --   *sneak*
  .||.                         .\\-
   dD                          _( \_




   OO
  .||.
   dD


     < Munch >
     ,
   OOD
  .||'
   d

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>  _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> |
> | Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
> |>        She looked like you,
> |>          but with a brain.          !
> |>                         `Oq        --~
> |>                         .|>       .<<.
> |>           ______________ b  ______ || _____________
> | I'm thinking of some way of drawing NerdBoy with one of his feet in his
> | mouth...
> 

more like this I think

> 
> How is that?  
> 

of course, saying something like that might fetch this kind of response:


 > |>
 > |>                       oof!    Hi-ya!
 > |>                         \OO --~
 > |>                          ||\<<\
 > |>           ______________ bb  | _____________

 _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
|      Feeling...  faint...
|       ,
|     oo;
|   .(('
|    b._..__..____

Please don't make me laugh that hard.  Thank you.


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I am the high you: Now: uilt_My_Hotrod_(Redline_-_Whiteline_Version).mp3
  can't sustain  : Fwd: /portis_head/Portis_Head_-_Over.mp3

"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet
 news:slrnaokgvg.7l.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a
> _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> |      Feeling...  faint...
> |       ,
> |     oo;
> |   .(('
> |    b._..__..____
>
> Please don't make me laugh that hard.  Thank you.

I concur. :)

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>  YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: mind_is_a_terrible_thing_to_taste/06-so_what.mp3
> I am the high you: Now: uilt_My_Hotrod_(Redline_-_Whiteline_Version).mp3
>   can't sustain  : Fwd: /portis_head/Portis_Head_-_Over.mp3

And I control you.. (dun-dee dee dee)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

 _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
| "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet
|  news:slrnaokgvg.7l.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a
|> _.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
|> |      Feeling...  faint...
|> |       ,
|> |     oo;
|> |   .(('
|> |    b._..__..____
|>
|> Please don't make me laugh that hard.  Thank you.
| 
| I concur. :)
  I am still laughing about that just from thinking about it.
| 
|>    ICQ=66618055  :   --(-<= Now Playing =>-)--   http://asciipr0n.com/fp
|>  YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: mind_is_a_terrible_thing_to_taste/06-so_what.mp3
|> I am the high you: Now: uilt_My_Hotrod_(Redline_-_Whiteline_Version).mp3
|>   can't sustain  : Fwd: /portis_head/Portis_Head_-_Over.mp3
| 
| And I control you.. (dun-dee dee dee)

You are going to see a lot of those. in my sig.  I only have 34 bytes
to play with in that section and it seemed that a a fortune mode with
almost every one of those lines from Mr. Self Distruct just perfectly
fit within the 34 byte limit.   There are a few that arn't from that
song but most are until I add some more.  Here we have another one in
the sig for this post.


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  you provide    : Fwd: /portis_head/Portis_Head_-_Song.mp3