Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Feb 2005.
[Comic] Entrance, Part 4
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 22 Feb 2005 - 24 Feb 2005
But first...
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| You must have some MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| , interesting stories. MMMMMMM" YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| ,,, MMMMMM/ YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| ,.. Would you tell one? MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP YMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| \ > MMMMM/ \' "MMP MMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| `- MMMMP (What the hell) MM YMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| / \ MMMM' (is going on?) MM MMMMMMMMMMMm |
| \\_|\\ MMMP ,,, \ mMMP YMMMMMMMMMMP |
| } | ~ MMM' ,"> YMMMM ' Y MM' |
| ;|| MMP /'` MMMM When she gets to work,/ |
| :_\\_ MM' \__\ YMMM she will find out what |
| MP MM. MMM has happened. / |
| M' MNM YMM The sun has been stolen. |
'_______________________________ P______M_M_ ____MM_____________________/____'
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En|rance, part 4 (c)osfameron 2005
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| This is the board - Vayne, Lemming | | oo\)| |
| and Elmer themselves. | |/,` A| |
| | |;\ \| | ,-=-.
| Vayne is declaiming of course | |O )+`")|/---. :
| but Elmer just looks pissed off,| , | /__|| |= =.\ \
| and Lemming is slouching not paying | \\(\|// ||| (O><O),) \
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ | | so sexy he makes my toes |
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:| | tingle. |
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And I think guiltily of Detch, still sleeping when I left...|
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Vayne, declaiming... | | |
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I'm excited, but sad.
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I am pleased to announce that Episode 5 is well on schedule for its release
in October 2007.
osfameron
_.-In alt.ascii-art, osfameron wrote the following -._ > Vayne, declaiming... | | | > ______________________| | | > _,--==---._ ,-----------------. | One of our | Typo or posto on the middle line there. > I am pleased to announce that Episode 5 is well on schedule for its release > in October 2007. Good. I was wondering about this the other day. I was thinking about puting a list of links every known ascii comic together on my book marks page. Nerdboy RedBarron That unicorn thing that isn't really ascii but is close My crap projects. Ascii Art Farts Clear eye The Owl / School What am I missing? And would someone be a doll and find all the links to these? (thats a joke folks) I would do it but I have been busy building my new site which should be up tomarrow. OA: _Memories of Tomorrow # 0007 # John Doe V 2.0_________________________ | ______ _____ ___ ___ __ | | (______) |__ _ | / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 60-| \ 60-/ \ 6 / \ 6/ \ / | | | | | | _| |_ __| |__ ____| |____ | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ | | | 40-| | 4 0-| / 4 \ / \ / / \ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /| |\ | | | | | | | \ | | / \ | | / \ \| |/ / | | | 30-| | 3 0-| \ 3 / \ | 3 | / \ | | / | | | | \~ ~/ |~ ~ ~| ||~ ~ ~|| |/|~~~~~~|\| | | |~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~~| | | | 20-| | 20-| | 2 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 10-| | 10-| | 1 | | 1 | | | | | | | | | | | ! | | | | :F_P: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__/ |_____| |_____| |______) (___)___) | | Scientists announce that the first human clone has celebrated | | its 18th birthday. They did not release the name of the clone. | |______________________________________________________________________| ######################################Sat Feb 19 2005################# -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, osfameron wrote the following -._ > >> Vayne, declaiming... | | | >>______________________| | | >> _,--==---._ ,-----------------. | One of our | > > Typo or posto on the middle line there. > > >>I am pleased to announce that Episode 5 is well on schedule for its release >>in October 2007. > > > Good. I was wondering about this the other day. I was thinking about > puting a list of links every known ascii comic together on my book > marks page. > > Nerdboy > RedBarron > That unicorn thing that isn't really ascii but is close > My crap projects. > Ascii Art Farts > Clear eye > The Owl / School > > What am I missing? And would someone be a doll and find all the links > to these? (thats a joke folks) I would do it but I have been busy > building my new site which should be up tomarrow. > > OA: > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0007 # John Doe V 2.0_________________________ > | ______ _____ ___ ___ __ | > | (______) |__ _ | / \ / \ / \ | > | | | | | | | | | | | | > | | 60-| \ 60-/ \ 6 / \ 6/ \ / | > | | | | | _| |_ __| |__ ____| |____ | > | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ | > | | 40-| | 4 0-| / 4 \ / \ / / \ \ | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | /| |\ | | > | | | | | \ | | / \ | | / \ \| |/ / | > | | 30-| | 3 0-| \ 3 / \ | 3 | / \ | | / | > | | | \~ ~/ |~ ~ ~| ||~ ~ ~|| |/|~~~~~~|\| | > | |~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~| |~~~~~~| | > | | 20-| | 20-| | 2 | | | | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | > | | 10-| | 10-| | 1 | | 1 | | | | | > | | | | | | ! | | | | :F_P: | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | | > | \__/ |_____| |_____| |______) (___)___) | > | Scientists announce that the first human clone has celebrated | > | its 18th birthday. They did not release the name of the clone. | > |______________________________________________________________________| > > ######################################Sat Feb 19 2005################# > Accelerated growth ala Judge Dredd I wonder? OA: *888888 *88888 *8888 *888 *88 *8 | -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=> |---------------------|'
On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 14:52:31 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> tried to confuse everyone with this message: >_.-In alt.ascii-art, osfameron wrote the following -._ >> Vayne, declaiming... | | | >> ______________________| | | >> _,--==---._ ,-----------------. | One of our | >Typo or posto on the middle line there. > >> I am pleased to announce that Episode 5 is well on schedule for its release >> in October 2007. > >Good. I was wondering about this the other day. I was thinking about >puting a list of links every known ascii comic together on my book >marks page. > >Nerdboy >RedBarron >That unicorn thing that isn't really ascii but is close >My crap projects. >Ascii Art Farts >Clear eye >The Owl / School > Insomnia, Fuzzball, Boy with immovable hair, Top Hat Man, Mike Throll. -- |a\o/r|,-------------.,---------- Timofei Shatrov aka Grue ------------. | m"a ||FC AMKAR PERM|| mail: grue at mail.ru http://grue3.tripod.com | | k || PWNZ J00 || KoL:Grue3 NationStates:Holypunkeye | `-----'`-------------'`-------------------------------------------[4*72]
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._
> Insomnia, Fuzzball, Boy with immovable hair, Top Hat Man, Mike Throll.
I can't find a direct link to Insomnia. Anyone got one?
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((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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