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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Aug 1997.
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Teddy bear

Teddy bear

alt.ascii-art · 16 messages · 19 Aug 1997 - 20 Jun 2002
I am looking for a teddy bear ascii. I found the one that was posted a few
days ago and was wondering if someone could please post a new one. If it
is possible, holding flowers or blowing a kiss...

It's for my fiancee who has gone overseas for a few months..

Much appreciated...and keep up the GREAT work..

Thanks again,

Andy

KANGAROO <NOS...@geocities.com> ASCII art 20 Aug 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Andy wrote:
> I am looking for a teddy bear ascii. I found the one that was posted a few
> days ago and was wondering if someone could please post a new one. If it
> is possible, holding flowers or blowing a kiss...

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Very nice bears.  I would like to see one with a cigar, though.

Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@fullnet.net--removetoreply

Looking for a small to medium teddy bear. Thanks in advance!

the kat <nos...@127.0.0.1> ASCII art 6 Jun 2002 21:16 · permalink · report
In article <ppj...@4ax.com>, The Phantom wrote:
> Looking for a small to medium teddy bear. Thanks in advance!

 o___o
 (^o^)
o/( )\o
O_.^._O kat

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Most appreciated, any chance on one about the size of the mask in the
Sig?  Thanks again either way =)

On 6 Jun 2002 21:16:33 GMT, the kat <nospam@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>In article <ppj...@4ax.com>, The Phantom wrote:
>> Looking for a small to medium teddy bear. Thanks in advance!
>
> o___o
> (^o^)
>o/( )\o
>O_.^._O kat

Heh guess it helps to have the sig turned oh eh?

On Fri, 07 Jun 2002 02:13:47 GMT, The Phantom <aan...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>Most appreciated, any chance on one about the size of the mask in the
>Sig?  Thanks again either way =)
>
>On 6 Jun 2002 21:16:33 GMT, the kat <nospam@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>In article <ppj...@4ax.com>, The Phantom wrote:
>>> Looking for a small to medium teddy bear. Thanks in advance!
>>
>> o___o
>> (^o^)
>>o/( )\o
>>O_.^._O kat

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Please tell my you don't support the right to arm bears.  


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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> replied:

|> Please tell my you don't support the right to arm bears. 

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That was very funny!!

But tell me - if American men have a constitutional right to bare arms,
then how come American women have no constitutional right to bare tits!?

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On 2002-06-08 mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill Taylor) said:

   >But tell me - if American men have a constitutional right to bare
   >arms, then how come American women have no constitutional right to
   >bare tits!?

Because tits ain't arms, son.

Shame on you, Professor Willie.  You're a teacher; a lettered
professional.  You should already know these things.


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The Phantom <no...@home.net> ASCII art 8 Jun 2002 18:42 · permalink · report
On Fri, 07 Jun 2002 09:09:26 GMT, Faux_Pseudo
<Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:

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Markus F. Gronotte <ich...@gmx.de> ASCII art 10 Jun 2002 11:43 · permalink · report
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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 20 Jun 2002 09:28 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
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What have you DONE! It's *cute* now!!!1!   :-Q #@%&

(and I went to such trouble to get that gun to look right!)


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> What have you DONE! It's *cute* now!!!1!   :-Q #@%&
> 
> (and I went to such trouble to get that gun to look right!)
> 

I don't support the right to arm bears.  Bears kill people and guns
kill people so the last thing we need is bears with guns.  =)
But if I where you I would have put a box of ammo at his feet. 


Besides, this way when I get older I can hunt through the archives and
say "see!  I did something cute once".


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