Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 May 2002.
Annie and Willie 1 [cartoon]
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 29 May 2002 - 29 May 2002
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Hee-hee! After all these years, the lemmings
still can't wait to rush out and buy my latest
bugware. And the cash just keeps on ROLLING in!
I'll tell ya, Annie, I've got a license to mint
money. I'm richer than ten King Tuts!
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So what's next on 'the road ahead,' Willy?
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WIN-DOZE BS!!! It's coming out next year, and it's
not compatible with ANYTHING! Existing software
will become instant garbage! The stupid lemmings will
have to go out and buy ALL NEW versions of EVERYTHING!
At premium prices, of course! HA-HA-HAAAAA!!
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Gee, I dunno, Willy. With all the concerns
over your security leaks and that cockamamie
NET fiasco, the surveys are showing that the
coming trend is retro command-line computing.
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WH - WHAT??? Yep. I heard that Lineo is pressing
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Fully multitasking with a complete office
software suite, plus a killer web browser
and 'Net access package for $29 retail.
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But -- but -- they can't DO that!
It...it's UNFAIR COMPETITION! You're such a nerd, Willy.
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That made me laugh out loud. More please.
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