Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 May 2003.
[comic] What's a computer's life!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 15 May 2003
[ What's a Computer's Life! ]
Super Japanese High-Tech teams made Super Duper Computer.
People's dream comes true. It is when robbery goes near it,
or when fire goes near it, it is going to cut their lines
down by ITSELF. Even it throws all the belongings
down the desk and make its own runaway isle.
One day one man bought this computer with much money.
The shop crew said with grin," Satisfaction guaranteed! "
==============_
|| ||`
|| Fujitsu || `
|| & || |
|| Iiyama || ,
|| presents || ,
===============
| |
/ooooooooooooooo oooo/|
/o88888888888888 o888/ |
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| /
| ==== ======= oo | /
|____________________|/
(@) (@)<-------They say the U.S.Army use same wheel.
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One day Robbery broke in the man's room to steal.
The Computer cut their lines down by itself,
moved very quickly to the window.
It programmed to search windows and go through it.
__
/||
===== , || Emergency! emergency!
===== , || Now I am under the control
| || of super duper fail safe system.
Wheeeeeeelllll || || I am running to avoid loosing
====== ||\ || my master's data file!
=== || ~~~ I am protecting my master's
| ~~~~~~~~~| Privacy perfectly!
===== | | That's my mission!
=====|___________| I must go out right now!
(@) (@) I must run through the window!
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________________
_____________ |
|#######| |
|#######|==
|#######| \\
_____|#######| | H
~~~~~~~~ | E
| E
| E
______________ | E
| | | L
| | | L
| | | L
_____|_______| | L
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| L
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_____________ |
| | | L
| | |
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_____|_______| | P
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| P
_____________ |
| | | !!
| | |
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____|_______| | |
| | | |
| | __
| @| | ,~~` |
| | |, `
| @| |______| eeek!
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Anyway it really achieved half of its mission:
Protect Privacy Perfectly.
--
kirara
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_thread
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