Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Aug 1998.
What shall Birdstein do?
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· 1 message · 8 Aug 1998
========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980807 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, and Your Name Here [] [] ^^ [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] I am Birdstein (> )> and I am having problems with despicable [] [] ^^ [] [] .oo [] [] Frogstein ( -) peeing in his pond. I can't take a bath there [] [] " " [] [] [] [] anymore. What shall I do? [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] Dear Birdstein (> )> [] [] ^^ [] [] [] ========================================================================= And this was the background of Birdstein's problem ... ========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980807 Pete Casso. [] [] All rights reserved. [] [] Diddles by Pete Casso [] [] ,, and Nursie *aka Kirsten* [] [] (@@) Revision 980808 [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, [] [] ^^ [] [] .oo [] [] This is Frogstein ( -) again. You and Miss Nursiestein don't [] [] " " [] [] realize just how serious my injuries were. I was rushed to the [] [] [] [] __ __ emergency room of the "Hospital [] [] \ +/ .oo \ +/ [] [] ( "> ( -) ( "> of the 'steins" on a stretcher! [] [] (> )>===========(> )> [] [] ^^ ^^ [] [] [] [] [] [] .oo [] [] Dear Frogstein ( -) [] [] " " [] [] Glad to hear that you have recovered. Never ever pee on "trees" [] [] [] [] again, you are not a dog, just pee in your pond! [] [] [] [] Live a safe life! [] [] [] ========================================================================= ================================================================ [] [] [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] [] ^^ ^^ [] ================================================================
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