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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Dec 2001.
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Nerdboy: FanArt (Christmas... -ish)

Nerdboy: FanArt (Christmas... -ish)

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 23 Dec 2001 - 23 Dec 2001
SkyPhydeaux <dwe...@kornet.net> ASCII art 23 Dec 2001 09:25 · permalink · report
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         I'd like to...            Flowers!?  You've certainly
            uh... buy some...          come to the right place!
                     ,                ,
                                  ^^)  *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-.,
                    oo        ,-,'CC)'   *    .@%   @, *  %#@
                   .||.      /_/| |< _______* {@}___%} __ @@,/
___________________ bd ______|_|____________________)(__*_]{/


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                                How about this lovely boquette?
                                     Only $54.95!
  Uh... do you have anything a
        bit more affordable?        ,
                     ,                 *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-.,
                    oo        ,-@,^^)    *    .@%      *  %#@
                   <||.      /_/%}CC'_______* {@}___   __ @@,/
___________________ bb ______|_|_ |<________________)(__*_]{/


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     What do you have
       for $1.50?              Half a marigold.
                  \                And no stem.
                   Oh...           '
                                  __   *~~~~~~~Y~~~~~~~~~~~@-.,
                    oo        ,-, --)    *    .@%      *  %#@
                   .||"      /_/@,CC._______* {@}___   __ @@,/
___________________ bb ______|_|%}||________________)(__*_]{/


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That evening...



  (<)            Hmmm... Origami cranes...
            _     ,  Wow, stuff sure looks
           (_|  o     tough at 2 in the morning...
           [__]_.)_|
__________ |   |d| |  _________________________________________


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The next day...


  What in the        It's a paper crane!  According to Japanese
  world is THAT?       legend, it symbolizes hope, and if you fold
            ,          , a thousand of them, you will be granted
         ~..         oo    a wish!
         .>>.     ^v;||
          ||         dd
_____________________________________________


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  So I'm supposed
 to make a bunch of
 these and HOPE for
 a present next year?    Uh... would you
            ,          ,  rather have the
         ~..         oo     marigold?
         `>>:v^     .||.*
          ||         dd
_____________________________________________


============================================================dew

(that's 2, Eli! :) )

-Phydeaux

P.S.-> It's 'bouquet'... i blame it on the bossanova.

Also-> MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

obascii:
         Terribly sorry, 'unicorns'?
 __p--q__  I'm gonna have to see your invition.
 \______/  o,   7\._   7\.,
  /\  /\   A    </K     /K\

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