Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Dec 1997.
The CONDOMS: cartoon strip
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 6 Dec 1997
Well, I think this newsgroup is getting disgustingly "cute", and I've recieved the last letter, telling me MY cartoons are all too
"cute". This place needs some garbage, so I ran this off, to see if I could help. I hope I NEVER see another Peter Pan pix, or
Mickey Mouse as Santa again -- no matter how well done.
"Hey Slick, are you hungry?"
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- \ | EAT AT JOE'S |
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/OO \ /OO \ || || -
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"Not really, Dick."
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- \ | |
/^\ /^\ |
/OO \ /OO \ | -
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____________ "Want to do some
FREDRICK'S | shopping?"
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"Nah, maybe later." - | FRE
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- - "I know! Let's go
____________ in here, and get
GAY BAR | - shit-faced!"
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____________________________jro
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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