Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Oct 2003.
Tran Strikes Out
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 17 Oct 2003 - 27 Jun 2005
I'm a bit worried about Tran.
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He seems to be obsessed with fags.
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But don't you think the right girl
could turn him around?
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I don't see how he could resist ME!
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Ummm...well, remember, Tran is
just 4 feet 6 inches tall.
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And he only has a 2-inch whang.
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A 2-inch whang?! FORGET IT!
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Maija, my little Finnish flower!
Come with Tran to the Casbah!
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That's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.
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This is the worst ASCII cartoon I've
ever seen. I never should have stopped
drawing Nerd Boy. /
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