Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Feb 1997.
Just playing about <g>
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 13 Feb 1997
It looked like a pretty normal day for Poke & Moo:
Boring day eh Moo?
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All of a sudden, one of the Spice girls turns up:
I really, really need a beer
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She makes her demands quite clear:
I want one of you to give
me complete and utter Kill her.
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Poke takes Moo's advice and promptly shoots her:
Argh!
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o / That's really gonna hurt.
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Never insult the intelligence of people who have taken the vow
of celibacy:
Nice shooting Father Poke.
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| | | | ;__djgpp_nearptr_disable();}; | |
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