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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Feb 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 340

Nerd Boy, episode 340

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 6 Feb 2003 - 11 Feb 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2003 22:29 · permalink · report
          Winter. Bringer of an             You've been ranting all
         absurd amount of clothes           day! Stop or I'll throw
         and icky wet cold stuff.            this snowball at you.
                          `                             `,,,
                           OO                            --'
______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
                      `--. dd __________________________ || ___


           How can I be silent
            while SNOW SUCKS!?                       ,,,
                          `@@                        .''
______________________   -(__)-                    .(__)-o
                      `--. dd _____________________ / <


                         |
                    \        /
                               ,'
                 *smack!* ,                     ,,,
                    -   OO ===------- - -  -    ..'
______________________  (_`)b   -              -(__).
                      `--.d   \                  | \


          See? I rest                           Finally.
            my case.                               `,,,
                ` _pp                               '..
_________________(__)_                             .(__).
jg                    `--.__________________________ |\ ___________



----
I'm totally moving to a warmer country.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:b1unif$176hcf$1@ID-
102694.news.dfncis.de:

>           Winter. Bringer of an             You've been ranting all
>          absurd amount of clothes           day! Stop or I'll throw
>          and icky wet cold stuff.            this snowball at you.
>                           `                             `,,,
>                            OO                            --'
> ______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
>                       `--. dd __________________________ || ___
> 

Why is NB fat? 

-- 
"Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble,
 Stretched out hand of tolerance,     Two things stand like stone,
 All the shining gifts,               Kindness in another's trouble,  
 That make peace on Earth." - tBW     And courage in your own." - ALG

 _.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Why is NB fat? 

Not fat.  Dressed in much warm clothing.

I loved it.  My brain's play by play:
1.  NB is bloated
2.  NB isn't bloated.  He is warm![0]  
3.  NB is going to get pelted with a snow ball.
4.  Yup.  NB looses again.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

[0] I live in San Diego where it averges 72 deg f all year round.  I
can typically be seen in a Navy Pea-Coat which for those of you not in
the know is one of the heaviest wool coats you can get and still be
stylish if you are 6'2" and 135 pounds.  What people don't see are the
3 layers of thermal leggings I have on under my pants or the 1 or 2
long sleeve shirts under the one that they do see.  I know all about
being cold.  

-- 
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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in 
news:slrnb46aoo.5c.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a:

>> Why is NB fat? 
> 
> Not fat.  Dressed in much warm clothing.

Ah finally one of your clever uses of ASCII that I actually mistook. ObsCII 
cries I :)

-- 
"Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble,
 Stretched out hand of tolerance,     Two things stand like stone,
 All the shining gifts,               Kindness in another's trouble,  
 That make peace on Earth." - tBW     And courage in your own." - ALG

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:b1unif$176hcf$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
>
> I'm totally moving to a warmer country.
>
You're late. We had huge amounts of snow last week in Britain. Everything
was closed, including the schools. Yay :-).

Joe Koperski <m...@privacy.net> ASCII art 7 Feb 2003 09:19 · permalink · report
You want to see Nerd Boy animated? I've made a little movie from the 
action scene. Follow the instructions below and enjoy.

Joe
** Resize your browser window until this line is at the top and... **


**...this one is at the bottom. Hit page down repeatedly to scroll.**
                                                         ,,,
                           OO                            --'
______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
                      `--. dd __________________________ || ___
                                                         ,,,
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                                                         ,,,
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______________________   ,(__)                          (o_).
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                                                         ,,,
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______________________   ,(__)                          (_o)
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______________________   ,(__)                          (__o
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______________________   -(__)-                        .(__)-o
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______________________   -(__)-                        .(__)-o
                      `--. dd __________________________/ < ___
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______________________   -(__)-                        .(__)-o
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                            @@                      o   ..'   
______________________   -(__)-                        -(__). 
                      `--. dd _________________________  | \___  
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                            @@              o           ..'   
______________________   -(__)-                        -(__). 
                      `--. dd _________________________  | \___  
                                                        ,,,   
                            @@     o                    ..'   
______________________   -(__)-                        -(__). 
                      `--. dd _________________________  | \___  
                  *smack!*                              ,,,
                         OO                             ..'
______________________   (_`)b                         -(__).
                      `--. d __________________________  | \___
                     _                                  ,,,
                   O|_|=8                               '..
______________________                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___
                                                        ,,,
                  _pp                                   '..
_________________(__)_                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___
                                                        ,,,
                  p_p                                   '..
_________________(__)_                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___
                                                        ,,,
                  pp                                    '..
_________________(__)_                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___
                                                        ,,,
                  p_p                                   '..
_________________(__)_                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___
                                                        ,,,
                  _pp                                   '..
_________________(__)_                                 .(__).
                      `--.______________________________ |\ ___

-- 
Die beste Verh�tungsmethode ist ein Laptop im Bett.
Gratis spielen: http://www.joekoperski.de
Und "dass" schreibt man mit Doppel-S wenn man es nicht durch 
"dieses" oder "welches" ersetzen kann.

In article <b1vtn6$17a5pk$2...@ID-144284.news.dfncis.de>,
   Joe Koperski <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> You want to see Nerd Boy animated? I've made a little movie from the 
> action scene. Follow the instructions below and enjoy.

Brilliant!

-- 
Jeremy C B Nicoll - my opinions are my own.

"Joe Koperski" <m...@privacy.net> skrev i meddelandet
 news:b1vtn6$17a5pk$2...@ID-144284.news.dfncis.de
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>                                                          ,,,
>                            OO                            --'
> ______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
>                       `--. dd __________________________ || ___
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That totally rocks. I keep getting pleasantly surprised by all this
Nerd Boy inspired art. :) I guess flooding a newsgroup with stupid
strips wasn't such a bad idea after all.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joe Koperski wrote:
> You want to see Nerd Boy animated? I've made a little movie from the 
> action scene. Follow the instructions below and enjoy.
> 
> Joe
> ** Resize your browser window until this line is at the top and... **
> 
> 
> **...this one is at the bottom. Hit page down repeatedly to scroll.**
*lol* having some trouble getting the vhold knob to work!!
--
Iain Buchanan <iai...@nospam.pcorp.com.au>
Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.
                 -- M.J. 0'Donnell

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