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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Jun 1998.
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Dear AgonyAuntStein 980611

Dear AgonyAuntStein 980611

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 11 Jun 1998 - 13 Jun 1998
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 11 Jun 1998 00:00 · permalink
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980611 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntStein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                       _==_                                          []
[]                       ( ">                                          []
[]  I am Miss Birdstein  (> )>  and I am having problems with my       []
[]                        ^^                                           []
[]                                                        (___)        []
[]  love live.  I am dating a charming man, Chairman Moo  (o o)        []
[]                                                         \ /         []
[]                                                          O          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  and found a bra (which was not mine) on the backseat of his car.   []
[]                                                                     []
[]  I am so furious, what shall I do?                                  []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]        _==_                                                         []
[]        ( ">                                                         []
[]  Dear  (> )>                                                        []
[]         ^^                                                          []
[]  Trash the offending bra and leave YOUR bra behind to clearly       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  mark your territory.                                               []
[]                                                                     []
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=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980611 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntStein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                     (___)                                           []
[]  I am Chairman Moo  (o o)  and I am having problems with my dates.  []
[]                      \ /                                            []
[]                       O                                             []
[]                                                                     []
[]  They seem to always forget their bras on the backseat of my car.   []
[]                                                                     []
[]  The next date is always so furious, what shall I do?               []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]        (___)                                                        []
[]  Dear  (o o)                                                        []
[]         \ /                                                         []
[]          O                                                          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Always trash the bras after your breakfast date, your lunch date,  []
[]                                                                     []
[]  and your dinner date.  Enjoy the peace!                            []
[]                                                                     []
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[]   .  +  .                                          []
[]    \^|^/      Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!    []
[]     .oo      http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/   []
[]    (  -)    Frogstein, King of the backyard pond   []
[]     " "                                            []
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Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote:
> 
> In article <358...@sympatico.ca>,
> Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> writes:
> >Subject: Dear AgonyAuntStein 980611
>                               ~~~~~~
> 
>  Pete,
> 
>  I would strongly advise against ending your article names with a
>  number, because some major servers use this as a critierion  for
>  blocking them as spam.  Stick a "-stein" after it or something.

Thanks for the advise. I will still keep the date in the cartoon panel, but
not in the subject line of the posting. Cartoons in newspapers have neither
unique subtitle nor unique date nor any kind of unique code either.

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[]   .  +  .                                          []
[]    \^|^/      Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!    []
[]     .oo      http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/   []
[]    (  -)    Frogstein, King of the backyard pond   []
[]     " "                                            []
========================================================

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 12 Jun 1998 00:00 · permalink
I have added cute little pics in the cartoon, enjoy!


=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980611 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                             Revision 980611   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntStein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                       _==_                                          []
[]                       ( ">                                          []
[]  I am Miss Birdstein  (> )>  and I am having problems with my       []
[]                        ^^                                           []
[]                                                        (___)        []
[]  love live.  I am dating a charming man, Chairman Moo  (o o)        []
[]                                                         \ /         []
[]                                                          O          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  but found a bra  (.)x(.)  which was not mine, on the backseat      []
[]                                                                     []
[]  of his car.  I am so furious, what shall I do?                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]        _==_                                                         []
[]        ( ">                                                         []
[]  Dear  (> )>                                                        []
[]         ^^                                                          []
[]  Trash the offending bra  (.)x(.)  and leave YOUR bra  (.)x(.)      []
[]                                                                     []
[]  behind to clearly mark your territory.                             []
[]                                                                     []
=========================================================================

=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980611 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                             Revision 980611   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntStein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                     (___)                                           []
[]  I am Chairman Moo  (o o)  and I am having problems with my dates.  []
[]                      \ /                                            []
[]                       O                                             []
[]                                                                     []
[]  They always forget their bras  (.)x(.)  on the backseat of my      []
[]                                                                     []
[]  car.  The next date is always so furious, what shall I do?         []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]        (___)                                                        []
[]  Dear  (o o)                                                        []
[]         \ /                                                         []
[]          O                                                          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Always trash the bras  (.)x(.)  after your breakfast date,         []
[]                                                                     []
[]  your lunch date, and your dinner date.  Enjoy the peace!           []
[]                                                                     []
=========================================================================

========================================================
[]   .  +  .                                          []
[]    \^|^/      Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!    []
[]     .oo      http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/   []
[]    (  -)    Frogstein, King of the backyard pond   []
[]     " "                                            []
========================================================

Johan de Koning <k.i...@12345net.nl> ASCII art 12 Jun 1998 00:00 · permalink
On Fri, 12 Jun 1998 02:59:38 GMT, Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>[]                       _==_                                          []
>[]                       ( ">                                          []
>[]  I am Miss Birdstein  (> )>  and I am having problems with my       []
>[]                        ^^                                           []
>[]                                                        (___)        []
>[]  love live.  I am dating a charming man, Chairman Moo  (o o)        []
>[]                                                         \ /         []
>[]                                                          O          []
>[]                                                                     []
>[]  but found a bra  (.)x(.)  which was not mine, on the backseat      []
>[]                                                                     []
>[]  of his car.  I am so furious, what shall I do?                     []

I award 3 seringes.
(well, the're way easier to draw than tulips from Amsterdam :-)

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If the bra fits, wear it.

    _==_
    ( ">
   (.)x(.)
     ^^
Hmm, maybe better go topless.

    _==_
    ( ">
    (UU)>
     ^^
Topless?

    (UU)>
     ^^

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In article <358...@sympatico.ca>, 
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> writes:
>Subject: Dear AgonyAuntStein 980611
                              ~~~~~~

 Pete,

 I would strongly advise against ending your article names with a 
 number, because some major servers use this as a critierion  for
 blocking them as spam.  Stick a "-stein" after it or something.


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In article <358...@sympatico.ca>, 
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> writes:
>>  I would strongly advise against ending your article names with a
>>  number, because some major servers use this as a critierion  for
>>  blocking them as spam.  Stick a "-stein" after it or something.
>
>Thanks for the advise. I will still keep the date in the cartoon panel, but
>not in the subject line of the posting. Cartoons in newspapers have neither
>unique subtitle nor unique date nor any kind of unique code either.

 A date is fine, just don't put it tight at the end; put something 
 else after.  Newsguy (formerly Zippo) is the most obvious one that
 junks titles ending in a number as spam, but there are others.

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