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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Oct 2002.
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[COMIC] MC Fish: Suppose....

[COMIC] MC Fish: Suppose....

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 10 Oct 2002
Michele Cerulli <cer...@dm.unipi.it> ASCII art 10 Oct 2002 19:43 · raw headers · report
(Suppose you want to fry some food but you don't want to use you oil,  
  O             and suppose there are other fish who has a lot of oil, 
  o                                                what whould you do?)
 o
  O              (Easy: I would ask my seaguls to bomb them!)
 o                
  .                  o
    __\/            O
   [T T] _.          .   .-*---.         
./\[_V_]/              .*O**----__/ 
   / ; \                ****----__/  
  ' /   \_.            `-------'  \
    `                     `        

                                      ...
__~~_~___~~~_~_~~~~_____~_~~____~_~__(O -)~__~~_~_~_~~_~_~MC_~__~_~~~~~~--
                                 
(Suppose you are the prime minister of a nation, and suppose tha you
    and your best friends are being judged for some crime, what would
                                  you do in order to be not condamned?)
                                                     O
(Easy: I would change the laws so that             o
  our crimes wouldn't be considered crimes           O
 any more. And in case this is not                  o
  possible I can still create         __\/            O
 a law that permits us         O o . [T T] _.          .   .-*---.         
  to chose the judges             ./\[_V_]/              .*O**----__/ 
 that are judging us so              / ; \                ****----__/  
  that we could never               ' /   \_.            `-------'  \
 be condamned It is nice              `                     `        
  to be prime mininster: you can do whatever you want!)

                                           (I can't believe they are
                                              my brothers! there must
                                             O     be something wrong!)
                                       ... .o
__~~_~___~~~_~_~~~~_____~_~~____~_~___(O @)__~~_~_~_~~_~_~MC_~__~_~~~~~~--
                                     __)~(__
                                    /  /-\  `
                                     .'   `.

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