Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Jan 1999.
The Drunks #8 --- new cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 25 Jan 1999 - 26 Jan 1999
"I'm father Madison. Would you mind, sir,
if I took this seat for a while?"
_______ /
| | /
____|_______|____
////// _\
/////\\ O(_
////\_ _)
\ __\ _______________________
\______\ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
|______| | treehouse |===========|
/ ____ \ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
| / \ | |by Arkansas|get deposed|
| / / | | twister | again? |
| / / | | | |
_____________ |/ / | ________| |Papal Visit|__
/ / | |_Dog files | Coming _|
/ / | (__)law suit| (__)
/ / | (__)against Man still(__)
_____________\ \ | ________(__) man. | biting (__)__
\ \ | | | dog. |
_____________ |\ \ | _________|__________|___________|___
| \ \ | | @ |
|__\_____\__| \_________________/
| / \ | /______|__|_______\
______________ | \\\\_\ | ___________/ | ____
| \\\\) | / / /
____________ | | _________/ / /___
| | JRO | | /
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_______
| |
____|_______|____ "Not at all, Padre. My pal, George,
/////// _\ hasn't shown up yet. Please, have
/////\\ O(_ a seat."
////\_ _) \
\ _/ ____ \ ________________
\______/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
|______| | treehouse |===========|
/ ____ \ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
| / \ | |by Arkansas|get deposed|
| / / | | twister | again? |
| / / | | | |
_____________ |/ / | ________| |Papal Visit|__
/ / | |_Dog files | Coming _|
/ / | (__)law suit| (__)
/ / | (__)against Man still(__)
_____________\ \ | ________(__) man. | biting (__)__
\ \ | | | dog. |
_____________ |\ \ | _________|__________|___________|__
| \ \ | | @ |
|__\_____\__| \_________________/
| /_ _ _\ | /______|__|_______\
______________ | \ \ \ \\| ___________/ |__
| \_\_\_\| / / /
____________ | | _________/ / /___
| | JRO | | /
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_______ " GLUG...
| | _____ GLUG...
____|_______|____ \ \ GLUG..."
// ~~ ~~ \\ \~~~~~\
/\ O| |O /\ ___\___(__)____________
\_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
\ ___ / | treehouse |===========|
\_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
_____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__
| \ \ / / | | | _|
| | \ \/ / | | | |Papal Vis(__)
| | \ \/ | | | Dog files | Coming (__)
_____| | \o\ | | _________| law suit | (__)__
| | | | | | | against | Man still |
_____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__
| | | | | | | | dog. |
| | |o| | | |___________|___________|
|___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\
_____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__
\\\\_\ /_//// / / /
______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | | | | |
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" Harrumph! "
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| | /
____|_______|____
//__ __\\
/\ O\ /O /\ _______________________
\_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
\ ___ / | treehouse |===========|
\_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
_____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__
| \ \ / / | |_ | _|
| | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__)
| | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__)
_____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__
| | | | | | | against | Man still |
_____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__
| | | | | | | | dog. |
| | |o| | | |___________|___________|
|___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\
_____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__
\\\\_\ /_//// / / /
______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | | | | |
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_______
| | "Padre, you wouldn't know what
____|_______|____ causes arthritis, would you?"
//__ __\\ \
/\ O\ /O /\ ______ \ ______________
\_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
\ ___ / | treehouse |===========|
\_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
_____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__
| \ \ / / | |_ | _|
| | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__)
| | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__)
_____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__
| | | | | | | against | Man still |
_____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__
| | | | | | | | dog. |
| | |o| | | |___________|___________|
|___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\
_____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__
\\\\_\ /_//// / / /
______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | | | | |
*************************************************************
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"I certainly DO! ARTHRITIS is caused
by SIN, which CORRUPTS the body.
It is caused by PROMISCUOUS SEX,
PROFLIGATE SMOKING, use of PROFANE
LANGUAGE, listening to ROCK MUSIC,
and FOUL, EXCESSIVE DRINKING!
WICKEDNESS is the root cause of
arthritis, my son."
/
_______ / " GLUG...
| | _____ GLUG...
____|_______|____ \ \ GLUG..."
/////// _\ \~~~~~\
/////\\ O(_ ___\___(__)____________
////\_ _) | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
\ __/ | treehouse |===========|
\_____\ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
_____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__
| \ \ / / | | | _|
| | \ \/ / | | | |Papal Vis(__)
| | \ \/ | | | Dog files | Coming (__)
_____| | \o\ | | _________| law suit | (__)__
| | | | | | | against | Man still |
_____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__
| | | | | | | | dog. |
| | |o| | | |___________|___________|
|___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\
_____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__
\\\\_\ /_//// / / /
______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | | | | |
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( _)___(_ ( "Oh.... I was just wondering. It
| | says here that the Pope suffers
____|_______|____ pretty badly from it."
//__ __\\ \
/\ O\ /O /\ ______ \ ______________
\_ (_) _/ | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
\ ___ / | treehouse |===========|
\_____/ | destroyed |Will Mokica|
_____|_____|_____ |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/ /\ /\ \ __________| twister | again? |__
| \ \ / / | |_ | _|
| | \ \/ / | | (__) |Papal Vis(__)
| | \ \/ | | (__)og files | Coming (__)
_____| | \o\ | | ________(__)law suit | (__)__
| | | | | | | against | Man still |
_____| | |o| | | _________| man. | biting |__
| | | | | | | | dog. |
| | |o| | | |___________|___________|
|___| | |\ |___| /______|__|_______\
_____/ \___/_/\_\__/ \ __________/ |__
\\\\_\ /_//// / / /
______\\\) / (/// _________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | | | | |
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
_______________________
| Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
| treehouse |===========|
| destroyed |Will Mokica|
|by Arkansas|get deposed|
____________________________________| twister | again? |__
|_ | _|
(__) |Papal Vis(__)
(__)og files | Coming (__)
___________________________________(__)law suit | (__)__
| against | Man still |
____________________________________| man. | biting |__
| | dog. |
|___________|___________|
/______|__|_______\
_____________________________________/ |__
/ / /
___________________________________/ / /___
JRO | ____ | ____ |
| | |
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
Bwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.... That one killed me! :D
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