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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Jan 1999.
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The Drunks #8 --- new cartoon

The Drunks #8 --- new cartoon

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 25 Jan 1999 - 26 Jan 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 25 Jan 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
       "I'm father Madison. Would you mind, sir,
           if I took this seat for a while?"
                 _______     /
                |       |   /
            ____|_______|____
                //////  _\
               /////\\  O(_
               ////\_     _)
                \       __\          _______________________
                 \______\           | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
                 |______|           | treehouse |===========|
                /   ____ \          | destroyed |Will Mokica|
               |   /    \ |         |by Arkansas|get deposed|
               |  /     / |         |  twister  |   again?  |
               | /     /  |         |           |           |
_____________  |/     /   | ________|           |Papal Visit|__
               /     /    |         |_Dog files |  Coming  _|
              /     /     |         (__)law suit|         (__)
             /     /      |         (__)against  Man still(__)
_____________\     \      | ________(__) man.   |  biting (__)__
              \     \     |          |          |   dog.    |
_____________ |\     \    | _________|__________|___________|___
              | \     \   |            |        @        |
              |__\_____\__|            \_________________/
               |  /   \  |             /______|__|_______\
______________ |  \\\\_\ | ___________/                   | ____
               |   \\\\) |           /          /         /
____________   |         | _________/          /         /___
               |         | JRO      |          |        /

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                 _______
                |       |
            ____|_______|____     "Not at all, Padre. My pal, George,
               ///////  _\    hasn't shown up yet. Please, have
               /////\\  O(_             a seat."
               ////\_     _)             \
                \       _/           ____ \ ________________
                 \______/           | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
                 |______|           | treehouse |===========|
                /   ____ \          | destroyed |Will Mokica|
               |   /    \ |         |by Arkansas|get deposed|
               |  /     / |         |  twister  |   again?  |
               | /     /  |         |           |           |
_____________  |/     /   | ________|           |Papal Visit|__
               /     /    |         |_Dog files |  Coming  _|
              /     /     |         (__)law suit|         (__)
             /     /      |         (__)against  Man still(__)
_____________\     \      | ________(__) man.   |  biting (__)__
              \     \     |          |          |   dog.    |
_____________ |\     \    | _________|__________|___________|__
              | \     \   |            |        @        |
              |__\_____\__|            \_________________/
               | /_ _ _\ |             /______|__|_______\
______________ | \ \ \ \\| ___________/                   |__
               |  \_\_\_\|           /          /         /
____________   |         | _________/          /         /___
               |         | JRO      |          |        /

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            _______                            " GLUG...
           |       |                  _____        GLUG...
       ____|_______|____              \     \        GLUG..."
          // ~~ ~~ \\                  \~~~~~\
         /\  O| |O  /\               ___\___(__)____________
         \_   (_)   _/              | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
           \  ___  /                | treehouse |===========|
            \_____/                 | destroyed |Will Mokica|
       _____|_____|_____            |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/    /\    /\     \ __________|  twister  |   again?  |__
     |     \ \  / /      |          |           |          _|
     |   |  \ \/ /   |   |          |           |Papal Vis(__)
     |   |   \ \/    |   |          | Dog files |  Coming (__)
_____|   |    \o\    |   | _________|  law suit |         (__)__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |  against  | Man still |
_____|   |    |o|    |   | _________|    man.   |  biting   |__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |           |   dog.    |
     |   |    |o|    |   |          |___________|___________|
     |___|    | |\   |___|            /______|__|_______\
_____/   \___/_/\_\__/   \ __________/                   |__
     \\\\_\         /_////          /         /          /
______\\\)     /     (/// _________/         /          /___
       / ___  / ___  /    JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
       |     |      |              |         |         |

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                      " Harrumph! "
            _______     /
           |       |   /
       ____|_______|____
          //__   __\\
         /\  O\ /O  /\               _______________________
         \_   (_)   _/              | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
           \  ___  /                | treehouse |===========|
            \_____/                 | destroyed |Will Mokica|
       _____|_____|_____            |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/    /\    /\     \ __________|  twister  |   again?  |__
     |     \ \  / /      |          |_          |          _|
     |   |  \ \/ /   |   |         (__)         |Papal Vis(__)
     |   |   \ \/    |   |         (__)og files |  Coming (__)
_____|   |    \o\    |   | ________(__)law suit |         (__)__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |  against  | Man still |
_____|   |    |o|    |   | _________|    man.   |  biting   |__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |           |   dog.    |
     |   |    |o|    |   |          |___________|___________|
     |___|    | |\   |___|            /______|__|_______\
_____/   \___/_/\_\__/   \ __________/                   |__
     \\\\_\         /_////          /         /          /
______\\\)     /     (/// _________/         /          /___
       / ___  / ___  /    JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
       |     |      |              |         |         |

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            _______
           |       |        "Padre, you wouldn't know what
       ____|_______|____     causes arthritis, would you?"
          //__   __\\                      \
         /\  O\ /O  /\               ______ \ ______________
         \_   (_)   _/              | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
           \  ___  /                | treehouse |===========|
            \_____/                 | destroyed |Will Mokica|
       _____|_____|_____            |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/    /\    /\     \ __________|  twister  |   again?  |__
     |     \ \  / /      |          |_          |          _|
     |   |  \ \/ /   |   |         (__)         |Papal Vis(__)
     |   |   \ \/    |   |         (__)og files |  Coming (__)
_____|   |    \o\    |   | ________(__)law suit |         (__)__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |  against  | Man still |
_____|   |    |o|    |   | _________|    man.   |  biting   |__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |           |   dog.    |
     |   |    |o|    |   |          |___________|___________|
     |___|    | |\   |___|            /______|__|_______\
_____/   \___/_/\_\__/   \ __________/                   |__
     \\\\_\         /_////          /         /          /
______\\\)     /     (/// _________/         /          /___
       / ___  / ___  /    JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
       |     |      |              |         |         |

*************************************************************
*************************************************************

          "I certainly DO! ARTHRITIS is caused
            by SIN, which CORRUPTS the body.
            It is caused by PROMISCUOUS SEX,
            PROFLIGATE SMOKING, use of PROFANE
            LANGUAGE, listening to ROCK MUSIC,
              and FOUL, EXCESSIVE DRINKING!
             WICKEDNESS is the root cause of
                   arthritis, my son."
                        /
            _______    /                         " GLUG...
           |       |                  _____          GLUG...
       ____|_______|____              \     \          GLUG..."
          ///////  _\                  \~~~~~\
          /////\\  O(_               ___\___(__)____________
          ////\_     _)             | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
           \      __/               | treehouse |===========|
            \_____\                 | destroyed |Will Mokica|
       _____|_____|_____            |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/    /\    /\     \ __________|  twister  |   again?  |__
     |     \ \  / /      |          |           |          _|
     |   |  \ \/ /   |   |          |           |Papal Vis(__)
     |   |   \ \/    |   |          | Dog files |  Coming (__)
_____|   |    \o\    |   | _________|  law suit |         (__)__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |  against  | Man still |
_____|   |    |o|    |   | _________|    man.   |  biting   |__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |           |   dog.    |
     |   |    |o|    |   |          |___________|___________|
     |___|    | |\   |___|            /______|__|_______\
_____/   \___/_/\_\__/   \ __________/                   |__
     \\\\_\         /_////          /         /          /
______\\\)     /     (/// _________/         /          /___
       / ___  / ___  /    JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
       |     |      |              |         |         |

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         (   )   )  (
        )    (  (   )
         (  _)___(_ (       "Oh.... I was just wondering. It
           |       |         says here that the Pope suffers
       ____|_______|____           pretty badly from it."
          //__   __\\                      \
         /\  O\ /O  /\               ______ \ ______________
         \_   (_)   _/              | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
           \  ___  /                | treehouse |===========|
            \_____/                 | destroyed |Will Mokica|
       _____|_____|_____            |by Arkansas|get deposed|
______/    /\    /\     \ __________|  twister  |   again?  |__
     |     \ \  / /      |          |_          |          _|
     |   |  \ \/ /   |   |         (__)         |Papal Vis(__)
     |   |   \ \/    |   |         (__)og files |  Coming (__)
_____|   |    \o\    |   | ________(__)law suit |         (__)__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |  against  | Man still |
_____|   |    |o|    |   | _________|    man.   |  biting   |__
     |   |    | |    |   |          |           |   dog.    |
     |   |    |o|    |   |          |___________|___________|
     |___|    | |\   |___|            /______|__|_______\
_____/   \___/_/\_\__/   \ __________/                   |__
     \\\\_\         /_////          /         /          /
______\\\)     /     (/// _________/         /          /___
       / ___  / ___  /    JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
       |     |      |              |         |         |

  ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
   ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

                                     _______________________
                                    | Chelsea's | DAILY RAG |
                                    | treehouse |===========|
                                    | destroyed |Will Mokica|
                                    |by Arkansas|get deposed|
____________________________________|  twister  |   again?  |__
                                    |_          |          _|
                                   (__)         |Papal Vis(__)
                                   (__)og files |  Coming (__)
___________________________________(__)law suit |         (__)__
                                    |  against  | Man still |
____________________________________|    man.   |  biting   |__
                                    |           |   dog.    |
                                    |___________|___________|
                                      /______|__|_______\
_____________________________________/                   |__
                                    /         /          /
___________________________________/         /          /___
                          JRO      |  ____   |  ____   |
                                   |         |         |

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                    Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                     oglesbee@
                            mail.fullnet.net

Bwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha....
That one killed me!
:D

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