Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Apr 1998.
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CARTOON: Dave`s First Day at Work (REMASTERED)
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 13 Apr 1998
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IT`S / _ \______ _____
/ // / _ / |/ / -_)
/____/\_,_/|___/\__/
H I S F I R S T D A Y A T W O R K
------------------------ By Martin Atkins ----------------------
| | ||
| | || ||||| (((()))
| |_|| |||( o| So, Ma`am, what (( o o ))
_ | || > / do you want me ((( > )))
| | || | \| -----' do today? (( \_/ ))
| | || \___/ / \___/
| | || _| |_ Oh - Just ----' __| |__
| |_||__ / _" \ _________ man the phone lines / | | \ ______
_____|__ || | | _________ for today - and call me 'Julie', not
|| | | ma'am!
mga || | |
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Some time later... ||_________|| || | | ||
'-----------' ||_| |_||
||||| | _ _ |
| o o | || | | ||
| > | || | | ||
_____ | -=- | _________________________________|| | | ||________
______ \___/ ______ ____ ____________________|'-' '-'|________
__| |__ / __ \ """""""
/ '-' \ /_/::\_\--.
=====| | | |====. /____\ /===================================
| | | | '---------'
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Finally...... ||_________|| || | | ||
'-----------' ||_| |_||
||||| | _ _ |
| o o | || | | ||
| > | RING! || | | ||
|'---'| \ | / RING! ______________|| | | ||________
\___/ \ ____ / / ________________|'-' '-'|________
__| |__ / __ \ """""""
/ '-' \ _ /_/::\_\--.
=====| | | |====. /____\ /===================================
| | | | '---------'
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||oo o o oo|| || | | ||
Hello! B&M ||||| ||_________|| || | | ||
Accounting - | o o | _ '-----------' ||_| |_||
How can | > || | | _ _ |
I help you?\ | \_/ _//. || | | ||
\__- \___|_/ \ || | | ||
| | \ \ || | | ||
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/ _ _ \
| o o | _ Hello, can I speak to Bob,
| > || | / Extension 974, please?
| \_/ _//.-' _
\___|_/ \ | |)
__| |__ \ \ .------.
/ \_/ \ \ \ | |
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||oo o o oo|| || | | ||
||||| ||_________|| || | | ||
Erm... I`m | o o | _ '-----------' ||_| |_||
afraid that | > || | | _ _ |
Bob is on \ | \_/ _//. || | | ||
vacation \__- \___|_/._\ || | | ||
at the moment...__| |__ | |__________________|| | | ||________
Would you like / \_/ \| |__________________|'-' '-'|________
to hold? | | \ | """""""
| | | '-'
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/ _ _ \ .
| o o | _ Erm.... .
| > || | / .
| .-. _//|-' _
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__| |__| | .------.
/ \_/ | | | |
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`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S I
T! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT! THAT`S IT!
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.-' -' .'/ / ||\/| /\ |_)| | |\ | |mart.atkins|
.-' '..-'.''. = || |/--\| \| _|_| \| | @ |
/ '-' '.___.' | ___ ___ __ |bigfoot.com|
/ \ | /\ ||/ | |\ |(_ |===========|
| .. . | | /--\||\_|_| \|__) |Reply ROT13|
_ | / '. | | |---------------------------------|
/ '| ' \ | / |#####.""""""""""""""""""""".#####|
( \ | '. ' |#####| HAPPY EASTER TO ALL |#####|
\_/ '.. | .'. ' |#####'_____________________'#####|
' '' '''"\----' \ \__ '---------------------------------'
'__________/ mga '____\\
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