Original Usenet thread from rec.arts.ascii, started 27 Nov 2002.
[PIC] ALLIES
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· 1 message · 27 Nov 2002
ALLIES__________________________________________________by JRO
|____________________________________________________________|
|You know, I'm gittin' pretty tired |
| of the way folks is talking 'bout ______________________ |
| our good and true friends, the _____________________ \ |
| Sawdi Arabians. It seems a lot ######################|| |
| of IGNORANT SONSABITCHES can't ######################|| |
| tell our FRIENDS from our ENEMIES. #####################|| |
| ######################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| So, for the EDUCATION of some |
| of you BIGOTED, HATE MONGERING ______________________ |
| BASTARDS out there, I am going _____________________ \ |
| to just SHOW you the SIMPLE, ######################|| |
|EASY-TO-SPOT differences between ######################|| |
|the BAD GUYS, and the GOOD GUYS. #####################|| |
| ######################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / __ ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\(((\ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/ ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ / / \______________________________/ |
| / \/ / / |
| | | __\ / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| May we have the ||############################|| |
| Monitor, please... ||############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
|Here you see a typical, freedom- |
|loving Sawdi Ally, the Prince ________________________ |
| Ahmed Abd Rat Al Ahab - for _______________________ \ |
|short. He's a staunch supporter __._ || |
|of the War on Terror, cultural .-' `-. || |
|and religious freedom, and a close / \ || |
|friend to America, all his life. |"".._____..-| || |
| /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ / |
| | | __\ / / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| Westerners are INDEED lucky ____________________________ |
| to have such a man in their ___________________________ \ |
| confidence. The Prince is a ###########################|| |
| man you KNOW you can trust. ###########################|| |
| Next picture, please... |############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| ||############################|| |
| __..\/ ||############################|| |
| /\ \ \\ ||############################|| |
| /_/\_.___\ ||############################|| |
| /\~()/()~//\ ||############################|| |
| \_ (_ _/ ||############################|| |
| \ //\\ / ||############################|| |
| _/\ __ /\_ ||############################|| |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||############################|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| Here is the known terrorist |
| mastermind, Sheikh Hassan Fookme _______________________ |
| En Nahass. Hassan is one BAD BOY. ______________________ \ |
| He's a known Al Queda associate. __._ || |
| A low-brow, Christian-hating, .-' `-. || |
| Jew-hating, American-hating, / \ || |
|mass murderer. He hates Coka-Cola, |"".._____..-| || |
| so he only drinks camel piss. /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / /) || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ (\/((\|| | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. \___/||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \|/\|/ \ / |\______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ / |
| | | __\ / / |
|___|___|_________\____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Uhhh... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| _\/.___ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| // / \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| / . _/\._\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| |`/\ ~()\() || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \\\_ _) || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \\ ///\ || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ /) || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. /)\ ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ /\ | \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \/ \/ |
| | | __|\ / / |
|__|___|________| \____/_____________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Hmmm... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __. || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| \|.-' \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| / _/() || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| | /\~()_) || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \\ \_ //\ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ | _/ || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _`-/ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|___|___|________|___|_______________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
| || __._ || |
| Surely not... || .-' `-. || |
| || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\~()/()~//\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ (_ _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\ / || / | `;::::;' \ || |
| _/\ __ /\_ || | \ "::" \ || |
| .' \ \<>/ / `. ||__|________|______________|_|| |
| / \//\\/ \ \______________________________/ |
| / \/ \ |
| | | __| | |
|__|___|________|___|________________________________________|
|____________________________________________________________|
| |
| ______________________________ |
| / ____________________________ \ |
|It's POSSIBLE I may have || __._ || |
| misused the expression, || .-' `-. || |
|"hate mongering", earlier. || / \ || |
| || |"".._____..-| || |
| || /""-..____..-" \ || |
| __..\/ || | \<o) (o>\ | || |
| /\ \ \\ || / | \ / | | || |
| /_/\_.___\ || | |:.(__).::| \ || |
| /\\~()\()~/\ || | /;:____;::/ \ || |
| \_ _) _/ || / |\;::..::;/-.._| || |
| \ //\\/ / | `;::::;' \ || |
| /))) __/\ __ /\__ (((\ | \ "::" \ || |
|/ |/) / \ \<>/ / \ (\| \ |________|______________|_|| |
|\___/ / \//\\/ \ \___/ ___________________________/ |
| \ \/ \/ \/ / |
| \ / __ \ / |
|___\____/|__________|\____/_________________________________|
|_____________________________________________________jro/2002
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||== ...... || Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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