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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Apr 2006.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2006 Apr 19: #2491 RETARDED AMERICA

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2006 Apr 19: #2491 RETARDED AMERICA

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 20 Apr 2006
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> 20 Apr 2006 04:15 · raw headers · report 
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>  #2491 RETARDED AMERICA
>
>
>          _.-+.          I HAVE A SPECIAL FETISH WHEREIN I ONLY DESIRE  
>     _.-""     '.        ORANGE-COLORED CUBES WITH DIMENSIONS GREATER   
> +:""            '.      THAN 10 CM AND LESS THAN 100 CM                
> J \               '.                                                   
>  L \             _.-+   I KNOW IT'S A WEIRD ONE BUT IT'S TOTALLY MY    
>  |  '.       _.-"   |   PREFERENCE AND THE FACT THAT I'VE NEVER        
>  J    \  _.-"       L   ENCOUNTERED ONE NOR HAVE I EVER ACTUALLY       
>   L    +"          J    EXPERIENCED INTERCOURSE WITH ONE IS NO EXCUSE  
>   +    |           |    FOR DENYING ME MY SPECIAL PRIVILEGE BECAUSE    
>    \   |          .+    I WAS BORN THIS WAY AND THIS IS HOW THINGS WORK
>     \  |       .-'      IN RETARDED AMERICA                            
>      \ |    .-'                                                        
>       \| .-'                                                           
>        +'   hs                                                         

I thought that everyone knew CYAN-COLORED CUBES made the best sex
partners.  Well at least he didn't mention GAY-COLORED CUBES.

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