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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Jan 2003.
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[pic] Fat cat.

[pic] Fat cat.

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 10 Jan 2003 - 23 Jan 2003
JJ <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> ASCII art 10 Jan 2003 18:18 · permalink
This is a small one.  Just a fat little cat.

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Tell me what you think!  Diddles welcome!

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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 10 Jan 2003 22:29 · permalink
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A fatter and lazier cat. 

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Faux_Pseudo wrote:

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If it eats any more it will explode

Richard :)

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Richard James <thi...@all.will.it> wrote in 
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> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> 
>>  _.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
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>>  '\___/'______--___ -._
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> If it eats any more it will explode
> 
> Richard :)
> 

I don't know about exploding but my cat can throw up six times his own 
weight. Let's see, 18 times six ....

Anybody who still says "sick as a dog" has never owned a cat.

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On 2003-01-13 kin...@swbell.net (Charles Kincaid) said:

   >I don't know about exploding but my cat can throw up six times his
   >own weight. Let's see, 18 times six ....
   >
   >Anybody who still says "sick as a dog" has never owned a cat.
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          Son, if your cat is vomiting         (((   `\
          that much, it has a VERY             , ,`\   )
          serious problem. I'd suggest         (^  )   )
          that you take it to a veterin-        ~-(     )
          arian right away.                     _'((,,,)))
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          18 pounds is generally WAY        (          ,  |
          too much for a normal house-       `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
          cat to weigh. I hope you're           \     / | |
          not feeding it table scraps            =()=: / ,' ua
          or "human" food. Cats need a
          "cat" diet.




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"The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se>   wrote in
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>18 pounds is generally WAY too much for a normal house-cat to weigh. I 
>hope you're not feeding it table scraps or "human" food. Cats need a 
>"cat" diet.

The boy won't touch most "human" food. Even turns his nose up at Salmon.
Tuna is OK with him bu he only gets it four times a year: Christmas, New
Years, and his Birthday. 

He is a mix but mostly "Maine Coon". The average adult male is 16
pounds. They are called the gentle giants for a good reason. But not to
worry. I had to show my vet the breed book. 

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The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 22 Jan 2003 23:19 · permalink
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On 2003-01-22 kin...@swbell.net said:

   >"The Unknown Artist" wrote:
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   > > 18 pounds is generally WAY too much for a normal house-cat to
   > > weigh. I hope you're not feeding it table scraps or "human" food.
   > > Cats need a "cat" diet.
   >
   >The boy won't touch most "human" food. Even turns his nose up at
   >Salmon. Tuna is OK with him but he only gets it four times a year:
   >Christmas, New Years, and his Birthday.
   >
   >He is a mix but mostly "Maine Coon". The average adult male is 16
   >pounds. They are called the gentle giants for a good reason. But
   >not to worry. I had to show my vet the breed book.
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            That's okay, then. A           (((   `\
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"Charles Kincaid" wrote in message ...

| Tuna is OK with him bu he only gets it four times a year: Christmas,
New
| Years, and his Birthday.
|
Four times a year?  Does he get two birthdays?  Cool!

STM

obascii: a birthday fish

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