Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Feb 1995.
Alfalfa Alert 6G
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 1 Feb 1995
888 88"""" 88
"88b n8888 888nn n88
888"nn 888 888888"n88" [Here's your purse,]
"8"d88 88 888888"888" [miss.]
d8888 88 888888bnnn /
d888888 8 8888888888b /
888888 88 88888888888 / |Oooh, thank-you, Mr. Draconian!|
d88888 88 8888888888 8 |How can I ever repay you?| 888888
d888888 888 888888888 8b 88888888888
888888 8888 888888888888 [Well, there is a way,] 888888888888888
88888 888888 88888888888b /[*snicker*, but this] 888888888888888888
"8888 888888 888888888888b [story is supposed to]88888888" 888888888
"8888 88888 88888888888888 [be for general] 88888" "888888888
8888 888888 88888888"888b [audiences, so...] 88P""" ""n "88888
"88 8888888 888888888nnnn [***FUDGE***] 8d n8n n8n "8888
n888 888888 888888888888" 8 ""8 "8" 8888
d8888 88888 88888888 8 d" d888
d8888 888888 88888888b |Aww, that is a shame.|8 "n d"8888
888888 88888 88888888888n |I guess I will give| 8 nP 8888
888888 88888 88888888888888b |you $2.00 then.|----- "n "888" nP 888888
8888888 8888 88888888888888888b "n nP 888888
88888888 8888 888888888888888888b --[You are much] "nnnnn"" 8888888
888888888 8888 8888888888888888888b [too kind, miss]8888 88888888
88888888 888888 8888888888888888888888nn 88888 888888888
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