Police Forensic & Evidence Elimination programs

Some random spammer wrote:
> THERE ARE THINGS ON YOUR COMPUTER
> THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU DELETED.
> !!!!BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE!!!
> Click here for details on the EVIDENCE ELIMINATOR

Here's a pic from last time this program was advertised here:
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|________________________________|

May I suggest
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hjm   |______________|   

for the document, and

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for the spammer?

-- 
Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

 _.--- Harry Mason spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Some random spammer wrote:
>> THERE ARE THINGS ON YOUR COMPUTER
>> THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU DELETED.
>> !!!!BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE!!!
>> Click here for details on the EVIDENCE ELIMINATOR
>       
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         | --,    = |/ /  \\  
         | - --- -- | /    \\
      ,--'----------'--.    \\
    ,-|________________|     \\
   (     ||||||||||||         \\ 
    )    ||||||||||||         ||
   /  ,----------------.      ||  
 -'  '"|""""""""""""""|"`     // 
       |   vacuum(1)  |      // 
 hjm   |______________|     // 
 :F_P:                   _=====_ 
                         """""""

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