Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Feb 1999.
Martians: Earth Defense -- new
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 10 Feb 1999 - 11 Feb 1999
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| "Fellow Martians, a matter of
| the GRAVEST CONCERN has just
| been discovered. Our Terran
| Research Survey Scouts have
| learned that the Earth is..."
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| "...about to be INVADED and
| it's inhabitants ATTACKED by
| a previously unknown, possibly
| extra-solar species..."
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(oo)
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| "These aliens seem to be capable
| of materializing out of thin air,
| perhaps from some extra-galactic
| base. They then attack the Earth
| Terro-Proto-Beings with projectile
| launchers, before their victims
|_ have an opportunity to defend themselves!"
/
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(_)(_) jro
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| "We must decide whether to
| intervene and save the Earth
| carbo-sub-creatures, before
| they are RENDERED EXTINCT!."
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(oo)
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| | "Engage the
| | viewscreen."
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| /\ %%% / )) | "Here you see the
| / \ )- %/ )) | invader itself,
| <----{{{ \_ / )) | along with its
| \ / /||\__)) | weapon, which is
| \/ \||| | usually launched
| (/ )) | at the posterior
| | || | musculo-area of
| o__)_) | the helpless proto-
|_____________________| Earth-creatures..."
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finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
On Wed, 10 Feb 1999, JRO wrote: > > # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # > # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # > _____________________ > | /)) | > | /\ %%% / )) | "Here you see the > | / \ )- %/ )) | invader itself, > | <----{{{ \_ / )) | along with its > | \ / /||\__)) | weapon, which is > | \/ \||| | usually launched > | (/ )) | at the posterior > | | || | musculo-area of > | o__)_) | the helpless proto- > |_____________________| Earth-creatures..." > / > (\ \__/ > \\(__) > jro_________________ \\()\\ ____________ > \__// > |||| > |||| > (_)(_) > > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > ...and a very happy Valentine's Day to you too, Johnny. DUCK...I think an arrow is headed your way :-) -- Geraldine Jones .^ ^. Email: we9...@victoria.tc.ca ( o o ) Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ ( =Y= ) --
Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
>...and a very happy Valentine's Day to you too, Johnny. DUCK...I think >an arrow is headed your way :-)
Oh, I don't duck... I get shot two or three times
a day by those things.
JRO
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