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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 26 Mar 1997.
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Why not?

Why not?

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 26 Mar 1997
jdoe <jdo...@aol.com> 26 Mar 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report
Please take 5 minutes to read this.  It is the deal of a lifetime!!!  

Every day the internet is growing.  Every month it doubles in size.  By
sending $1.00 to just five people, you will have the opportunity to make
thousands of dollars.  All that you need to start with is $5.00!  Yes,
that's it!!  That's all it take plus a little bit of your time that will
be well spent.   $5.00 dollars is not a big risk for what you will get
in return.

After posting, you will begin receiving money within the first seven
days.  After the first seven days, you will begin to receive hundreds. 
After three weeks, you should be receiving thousands.  By the fourth
week, you should have over five to ten grand.  Wouldn't that be nice? 
Well, here are the four easy steps to make it work for you.

Step 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five separate pieces
of paper along with the words:  "Please add me to your mailing list". 
(In this way, you are not just sending a dollar to someone, you are
paying for a legitimate service.)  Fold a $1 bill inside each paper and
mail them by U.S. Mail tp the following addresses:

1. J. Weiner
     1150 Spaight St.
     Madison, WI  53703

2.  R. Bana
     5178 Wyandot Pl.
     Hilliard, OH 43026

3.  T.  Melton
     Lee College
     PO Box 1695
     Cleveland, TN 37311

4.  C.  Sines
     3215 Old Tasso Rd.  Apt.  4
     Cleveland, TN 37312

5.  M. Yaeger
     116 Highwood Rd.
     Rochester, NY  14609


Step 2.

Now remove the top name from the list and move the other names up.  This
way the #5 becomes #4 and the #4 becomes the #3 and so on.  You will add
your name to the #5 on the list.

Step 3.

Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups.  There are at least 19,000
newsgroups at any given moment on the net.  Try posting to as many
newsgroups as you can.  Remember, the more groups that you post to, the
more money you will make.  The more people that see your article the
more money that you will receive!!!

Step 4.

You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns
within 7 - 14 days!!!  Remember, the internet is new and huge...there is
no way you can lose.  Now here is how and why the system works:  

Out of every block of 250 posts you make, you will receive at least 5
returns.  Yes, that's right, only 5.  But, each additional person who
sent you a dollar will make 250 postings with your name at the #4.  That
is now 1,000 postings.  On average, 50 people will send you a dollar
with your name at #4.  That's $50 in your pocket!  Now these 50 new
people will make 250 postings with your name at #3 which means 10,000
postings.  An average return is 500 people=$500.  Now they each make 250
postings with your name at #2=100,000 postings=5,000 returns at $1 each
= $5,000.  Finally 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
#1.  You will get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off of the
list.  That is only if everyone down the line makes 250 postings each. 
They may make more.  When this is all complete, you can do this all over
again to make yourself more money.  There are 100,000 people getting on
the net every day.  Remember that.  Just play by the rules.  Cheating
will only hurt yourself.  If you think that if you post and not send the
$1 to each of the 5 people it will work, you are wrong.  Just be
honest.        

!!TRY IT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE ! ! !

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