Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Jun 1998.
Dear AgonyAuntStein
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· 5 messages · 12 Jun 1998 - 25 Jun 1998
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, []
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[] I am BigBoobstein (.):(.) and I am proud of my well endowed []
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[] body that has excited many, many Viking men. But I am having []
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[] problems walking, since I often trip over my boops. []
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[] What shall I do? []
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[] Dear (.):(.) (___) []
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[] Wear a better bra, wear a Cross Your Heart bra (.)x(.) []
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980612 Pete Casso. []
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, []
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[] I am LingerieSalesmanStein ( -) and I am having problems with []
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[] keeping enough stock of Cross Your Heart bras (.)x(.) All of a []
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[] sudden, this item became extremely popular. What shall I do? []
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[] .oo []
[] Dear ( -) []
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[] Replenish your stock from Extra Large & Larger, Inc. Thanks for []
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[] improving women's beauty and safety in the Land of the 'steins! []
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[] \^|^/ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] .oo http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] ( -) Frogstein, King of the backyard pond []
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980617 Pete Casso. []
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, []
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[] I am Daddystein (> <) and my life expectancy has decreased out []
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[] of concern for my dearest child, Daughterstein (> )> []
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[] She is too young to marry her fiance Chairman Moo (o o) []
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[] What shall I do? O []
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[] Dear (> <) []
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[] Just look forward to your loving grandkids! []
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[] . + . []
[] \^|^/ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] .oo http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] ( -) Frogstein, King of the backyard pond []
[] " " []
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980621 Pete Casso. []
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, []
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[] I am Pope Halostein, the First (> )>| and I enjoy my well []
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[] endowed mistress (.)x(.) as per your advice. My designated []
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[] successor, Pope Halostein, the Second (> )>| became jealous, []
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[] got a horny mistress himself, albeit of lower caliber (> )> []
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[] In any case, we both enjoy our mistresses, thank you, but the []
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[] faithful do not go to our Temple anymore and we miss the []
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[] donations. What shall we do? []
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[] Dear (> )>| []
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[] Lure the faithful back to the Temple with holy food. []
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[] Hire (.)x(.) as Temple cook and (> )> as Temple pastry chef. []
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[] The faithful will donate fortunes for holy food, even if it does []
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[] not taste that good. []
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[] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes []
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980623 Pete Casso. []
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[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, []
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[] I am Frogstein ( -) and I am having problems eating holy food, []
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[] that is, the Yin-Yang Temple serves badly tasting omelets for the []
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[] low income tax bracket that I am in. []
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[] After eating the holy food using lots and lots of willpower, []
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[] I can't praise the Lord anymore. What shall I do? []
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[] .oo []
[] Dear ( -) []
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[] Don't blame the low income tax bracket for your problem. []
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[] The Temple cook, Mistress Hornystein, the First (___) []
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[] has never been in a kitchen before. (.)x(.) []
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[] Use the badly prepared omelet to catch the delicious flies that []
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[] you like to eat and discreetly trash the bait. []
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[] May you praise the Lord without using lots and lots of willpower! []
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[] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes []
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========================================================================= [] The 'steins Copyright 980624 Pete Casso. [] [] ,, All rights reserved. [] [] (@@) [] [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntStein, [] [] ^^ [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] I am Birdstein (> )> and I am having problems with the holy [] [] ^^ [] [] feeding in the Yin-Yang Temple. They only serve me a tiny cookie [] [] [] [] crumble for the high income tax bracket that I am in. [] [] [] [] My empty stomach rumbles louder than I can sing the hymns! [] [] [] [] What shall I do? [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] _==_ [] [] ( "> [] [] Dear (> )> = [] [] ^^ ( "> @ [] [] You missed the hint from Pope Halostein, the Second (> )>| [] [] ^^ [] [] Being rich, you ought to donate a whole lot more to get a [] [] [] [] whole cookie. It is less expensive to bribe (__) [] [] <" ) [] [] the Temple pastry chef, Mistress Hornystein, the Second (> )> [] [] ^^ [] [] May you sing the hymns in the silence of body and soul! [] [] [] ========================================================================= ========================================================= [] .oo Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] [] ( -) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] [] " " Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes [] =========================================================
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