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Showdown at Golgotha!

Showdown at Golgotha!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 22 Aug 2004
M Otis Beard <ato...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 22 Aug 2004 20:57 · raw headers · report
             THE REALLY BIG COMPANY THAT MAKES
           TOTALLY EXPENSIVE MOVIES INCORPORATED
                        PRESENTS





                 A FILM BY M OTIS BEARD







                  SHOWDOWN AT GOLGOTHA!!!!


                          ~OR~


HOW I LEARNED 2 STOP WORRYING AND LOVE TEH FERNCH EXISTENTIALISM!!!!




        STARRING KEANU REEVES AS JESUS H. CHRIST
            JAMES EARL JONES AS THE ROMANS
              VICTOR BUONO AS KING TUT
          GERARD DEPARDIEUX AS EVIL NAPOLEON

          WITH ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. AS PETER
              SAMMY DAVIS, JR. AS GOD
       CAMERON DIAZ, JR. AS GOSPEL THE BIBLE COW

AND INTRODUCING BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR AS SATAN, LORD OF EVIL




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    1 FINE DAY ON GOLGOTHA:

  HAY PETER I CAN SEE YER HOUSE FROM UP HERE DOOD!!!1!
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 \/|\/        WTF? WHATEVER U SAY LORD
  //          jeez i wish i was drunXor
  \\         O
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   BUT ROMAN EYES R WATCHING!!!


                 SHUDDUP JESUS AND GET BUSY DYIN' FOR OUR SINS!!!
                                   __
                                  /  \
                                 ||()||
                                  \__/
                                   ||
                             ______||______
                        ____/    __|_____  \____
                _______/   /    / _|__   \      \_______
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              / /  /      |    | \_|__/   |         \  \ \
             | |_/         \    \_/|\____/            \_| |
            _| /         ___\____/_|________            \ |_
         __/  \_       /        _______       \        _/   \__
      __/       \____/         |       |        \____/         \__
     /______        /    _____  \_____/ _____     \       _______ \
    /      _ \    ______/     \    |   /     \______    / _        \
   |      | \_\ /        _/ \  |   |  |  / \_       \___/ |        |
   |      |          __/    |__|   |  |_|     \__         |        |
   |      |        /               |              \       |        |
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        \___ /   \    |_____|              |_____|  /   \ ___ /
            \     \             ______             /      /
              \_____\_         |ROME-1|         _ /_____/
                       \______________________/

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  HA HA I AM JESUS FAGORTZ I DONT 
  HAVE 2 SHUDDUP U SHUDDUP!!!!!1!!
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     *grumble* *grumble* 2 hi up to shoot *grrr* *graar*
       FUKKEN JESUS U R JUST LUCKY I M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY
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                                  \__/
                                   ||
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                        ____/    __|_____  \____
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               / ___ /    |    | /0|0 \   |       \ ___ \
              / /  /      |    | \_|__/   |         \  \ \
             | |_/         \    \_/|\____/            \_| |
            _| /         ___\____/_|________            \ |_
         __/  \_       /        _______       \        _/   \__
      __/       \____/         |       |        \____/         \__
     /______        /    _____  \_____/ _____     \       _______ \
    /      _ \    ______/     \    |   /     \______    / _        \
   |      | \_\ /        _/ \  |   |  |  / \_       \___/ |        |
   |      |          __/    |__|   |  |_|     \__         |        |
   |      |        /               |              \       |        |
    \     |______/ \ _____________/ \______________/\______|      /
      \       | |     |     |--__________--|     |   | |        /
        \___ /   \    |_____|              |_____|  /   \ ___ /
            \     \              ______            /      /
              \_____\_          |ROME-1|        _ /_____/
                       \______________________/

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  BUT ROMAN PANZERS R NOT TEH ONLY
   DANGER 4 R HERO!!!1!


     LOOK OUT JESUS IT IS EVIL NAPOLEON!!!
 
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WTF?!? WHERE DOOD?!?
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 D00D THAT IS KING TUT D00D
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    NO UR OTHER B HIND U!

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    HONH! HONH! HONH! I M EVIL NAPOLEON AND
     I WILL TOTALLY LE OWNZOR YOU MONSIEUR JESUS!!!
         ________
        /        \
     __/       (o)\__
    /     ______\\   \
    |____/__  __\____|
       [  @-~~-@  ]
        |(  L   )|
  ___----\ <_>  /----___
 /   |  < \____/ >   |   \
/    |   < \--/ >    |    \
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|          \  /   o       |
|     |     \/   === |    |
|     |      |o  ||| |    |
|     \______|   +#* |    |
|            |o      |    |
 \           |      /     /
 |\__________|o    /     /
 |           |    /     /
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  EW D00D WHERE IS UR HAND AND SHIT
    R U FAPPING OFF OR WHAT DOOD???
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        LE WHAT?!??!? I M EVIL NAPOLEON!!! I DO NOT,
         HOW U SAY, DO THE FAPPING OFF!!!
         ________
        /        \
     __/       (o)\__
    /     ______\\   \
    |____/__  __\____|
       [  @-~~-@  ]
        |(  L   )|
  ___----\  0   /----___
 /   |  < \____/ >   |   \
/    |   < \--/ >    |    \
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|          \  /   o       |
|     |     \/   === |    |
|     |      |o  ||| |    |
|     \______|   +#* |    |
|            |o      |    |
 \           |      /     /
 |\__________|o    /     /
 |           |    /     /
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 HUR HUR HUR COULDA FOOLED ME 
  MON PETIT BEEYOZZEEIZZEEOOTCH!!!!
   YUO = QUEL FAPPEUR EXTRAORDINAIRE!!
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  VERY CLEVAIR, JESUS... BUT I AM LE WARNING YOU,
   DO NOT EVAIR CALLING ME PETITE AGAIN!!! U MAY B 
    2 HI FOR ZE TANKS MONSIEUR BUT I HAVE UN GUN!!!!
         ________
        /        \
     __/       (o)\__
    /     ______\\   \
    |____/__  __\____|
       [  @-~~-@  ]
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|          \  /   o       |
|     |     \/   === |    |    <--- PETITE
|     |      |o  ||| |    |
|     \______|   +#* |    |
|            |o      |    |
 \           |      /     /
 |\__________|o    /     /
 |           |    /     /
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  AW CRAP DOOD THAT 
   SHIT AINT FUNNY YO!!!
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LQQK JESUS HERE COMES UR DAD!!!! HUZZAH!!!!

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                  .   /
                _/   /
               ()____)        _____
              ()____)        /   //
         _____/   /_________/   //
       _/_)  /   /) () () ()    /
      /|    ===AIR==JEH0VAH====/
      \|______________________/
         _/___/
        ()____) I WILL SAVE U SON HANG IN THERE BABY!!!
       ()____)
       /   /
       .  /
        ..

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 YAY DAD HA HA WHO IS OWNZORED
  NOW U FERNCHY POCKET POOLERIST?!?!?
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  LQQKS LIEK GOSPEL TEH BIBLE COW      /;    ;\
   AGREES WITH U JESUS!!           __  \\____//
                                  /{_\_/   `'\____      MOO!!!
                                  \___   (o)  (o  }   GOD RULEZ DOOD!!!
       _____________________________/          :--'     MOO!!!
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  LE GASP! BUT NAPOLEON 
   WAS NOT BLUFFING!!!!


     LE BANG!!!
    
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  ME ON A CRUTCH DOOD WTF
   IS WRONG WITH U?!?!?!??
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  OH NOS!!!!1!!
                   . .
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                _/   /
               ()____)        _____
              ()____)        /   //
         _____/   /_________/   //
       _/_)  /   /) () () ()    /
      /|    ===AIR==JEH0VAH====/
      \|______________________/
         _/___/
        ()____)     ^
       ()____)     / \
       /   /      |===|  <--- 83748273.25 CALIBER
       .  /       |   |       FULL METAL JACKET!!!
        ..        |   |
                  |___|
                   " "
                   " "  <---- ZOOM!!
                   " "
                   " "

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   A DIRECT HIT!!!!1!1!!!!!
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  JUST LOOK AT THOSE EXPENSIVE COMPUTAR GENERATED SPECIAL FX!

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  DOOD U TOTALLY KILLED THE FUKK
   OUT OF MY DAD U BUNGPONY!!!!!1!!!
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  WEE WEE, GOD IS LE DEAD!!! NOW ALL THINGS ARE PERMISSIBLE!!! NEVAIR
   AGAIN WILL I 'AVE TO PRETEND I AM NOT LE FAPPING OFF!!!  'OORAY FOR 
    NIETZSCHE AND LE TRIOMPHE OF GALLIC EXISTENTIALISME!!! HONH! HONH!
         ________
        /        \
     __/       (o)\__
    /     ______\\   \
    |____/__  __\____|
       [  @-~~-@  ]
        |(  L   )|
  ___----\ \_/  /----___
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/    |   < \--/ >    |    \
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|          \  /   o       |
|     |     \/   === |    |
|     |      |o  ||| |    |
|     \______|   +#* |    |
|            |o      |    |  fap! fap! fap!
 \           |      /     /
 |\__________|o    /     /
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  HAY ALEXANDRE DUMBASS...
   NIETZSCHE WAS TOTALLY 
    GERMAN AND SHIT D00D!!!
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      really? um... WHATEVAIR!!!
       ON WIZ ZE APOCALYPSE!!!
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        /        \
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    /     ______\\   \
    |____/__  __\____|
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|     |     \/   === |    |
|     |      |o  ||| |    |
|     \______|   +#* |    |
|            |o      |    |  fap! fap! fap! fap!
 \           |      /     /
 |\__________|o    /     /
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                  NOW M I GRANTED DOMINION OVER TEH EARTH AND ALL
                   UPON IT, BIZITCHES!!!!  EVERYBODY LINE UP 4 
                    GETTING TEH GAY RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

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