conspiracy at TVNZ

Simon Travaglia, Analyst/Programmer (sp...@waikato.ac.nz) wrote:

> That's not so bad, but have you realised that someone paid all
> those TV manufacturers to make the TV come on on channel one.  And
> sometimes you go out of the room and come back and the TV's
> changed channels all by itself.

> And the phone rings, and no-one's there.

Yes, that IS always happening :-(


> And sometimes you'll be out somewhere, right, and you put money in
> a parking meter and the first time you try it, the money doesn't
> go in properly, so you look down to see what's jamming it and when
> you look back up after driving home, your TV is off.

Yes, yes, yes !


> Other times, you'll be in the toilet right, and the door just
> seems to open all by itself.

It happens a lot in public toilets doesn't it ?  Especially those 
that don't have locks on the doors.  


> I think they send girl guides around with biscuits to check on you.

I'm sure they do. Thankfully they only seem to call once a year but
there's always _somebody_ knocking at the door - those people are
probably doing just the same. They may even be Girl Guides in
disguise.


> I know the cops do go to see if Hamish has been smoking dope.

Dunno about that - but all these happenings can cause you to have
ongoing dreams about stunted carrots:


          -__                    -__                     -__
      ;"  \/Y%%\\            ;"  \/Y%%\\             ;"  \/Y%%\\
 , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),  , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),,  , (WY~ \\/VYllX\/  ),
 |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/   |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/    |Y\/llY\ /Ylll|\/X\/
 | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|   | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|    | /vYl`V   \/YlYUY\|
 \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/     \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/      \/ |YY\/    VYYY\/
  \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/       \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/        \ |Y\/ V \/llV\/
   V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/      V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/       V_\_\/   \/\ll_|/
        \   /                  \   /                   \   /
         \|/                    \|/                     \|/
  |_| ----------             ----------  [==]        ----------
   |  \--O--O--/             \--o--o--/   /          \--o--0--/
   |===\  ^   /===/       |===\  ^   /===/        |===\  ^   /===|
   |    \ -- /                 \ -- /   /              \ -- /
       ==\  /==               ==\  /==                ==\  /==
       =  \/  =               =  \/  =                =  \/  =
      ==      ==             ==      ==              ==      ==


         You get them in your dreams.....all the time !


                   AND...they  D A N C E  !!!
                               ^^^^^^^^^

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Bye,