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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Apr 1996.
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FREE - GREAT NEW GIFT IDEA - FREE

FREE - GREAT NEW GIFT IDEA - FREE

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 23 Apr 1996
Ptimes3 <pti...@aol.com> 23 Apr 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
P*3 - Personalized Poetic Pieces - P*3

(Pti...@aol.com)

Personalized Poetic Pieces can be the exciting alternative to
the mundane greeting card.  

How many times have you spent hours in the greeting card shop
or drug store, looking for the perfect card, but coming up
short - Finding at best something "close" to what you were
looking for, but never quite right?

For not much more than the price of a greeting card, I can
compose an original, personalized poem to meet any need you may
have.

Congratulating a graduate?  Newlyweds?  New parents?  Courting
someone special?  Sending wishes of sympathy?  Thanks?  Happy
Birthday?  Happy Anniversary?  Trying to patch things up?

	Guys, ask about a "Cyrano Special!"

What better way to express your wishes than a personalized poem
specifically crafted for your special situation?

In case you are skeptical, I invite you to try my services for
FREE.  That's right, FREE.  From now until May 12, I will
answer as many requests as I am able for personalized poems for
any occasion or situation.  All you need to do is send an
E-Mail note to Pti...@aol.com detailing your needs.  The poem
will be as individualized or as general as you wish, depending
on the quantity and nature of the information you provide in
your request.  

Some possible items to include:

	Name of recipient; name/relationship of sender;
occasion; intended result of the poem; age of recipient
(estimates o.k.); personal history; interests, hobbies, etc.;
physical appearance; faith; relevent scripture (or I can find
something appropriate); or any other information you feel would
make the poem more personalized for the intended recipient.

	Also, feel free to indicate preferences regarding
style, rhyme scheme, rhythm, length, etc.


Why am I offering these services for free?  It's quite simple,
really.  I need an Internet clientele, and reputation.  I am
banking on the testimonials and word-of-mouth communications of
satisfied customers to expand my business in this growing
medium.  I understand that not many would blindly try a service
such as mine (sure, here's $7.00, write my fiance a sonnet),
but when there's nothing to lose, why not?  I have been writing
personalized poems on a small scale (1 or 2 a month) for about
six years, and am now hoping I can reach many more people with
this exciting gift idea. 

E-Mail me at Pti...@aol.com and give my service a try during
this free trial period.

Thank you,
Randal

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