Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jan 1998.
Go ahead, try this! Won't hurt...
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 23 Jan 1998
Sierra Parsons wrote in message <6a9cdh$8ie$1...@nntp0.indianapolis.in.ameritech.net>... >>>: to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >>>: luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to What happened to "Won't hurt" ? >>BKNambo (not that superstitious) -- http://come.to/brocks.place | World Domination Through Trivia! What games are on? Check out The Schedule! http://members.xoom.com/mozilla/monster.html "Lemming is the eternal force of life." --from the online weeding of Dee-Bee and Br_Lee_Luuuuuurve
> . >-----Original Message----- >From: John Bradley <Pj....@btinternet.com> >Newsgroups: acadia.chat >Date: Saturday, January 17, 1998 1:47 PM >Subject: no subject > > >> >>You're gonna love this one..... >> >>: Brian Branch wrote in message <63u6d8$lm2$1...@newshost.vvm.com>... >>: Cute story... can't hurt... Y not... >>: READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON.... >>: A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the >>: second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks >>: nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The >>man >>: looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the >>frog >>: and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs >>a 9 >>: iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to >>: the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog >>: reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him >>to >>: the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." >>The >>: guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and >>: doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best >>: game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog >>: reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK >>: frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the >>: roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog >>: replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to >>win, >>: but after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash >>: comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys >>: the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I >>don't >>: know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever >>: grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since >>: after all the frog >>: did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a >>: gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up >>in >>: my room." The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good >>luck >>: to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >>: luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five >>: other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something >>: good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You >>: will receive good luck in four minutes. >>: >>: >> >> >
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