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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Mar 2003.
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PENI.....No, .I can't say any more.....

PENI.....No, .I can't say any more.....

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 21 Mar 2003 - 23 Mar 2003
KIRARA <jim...@anet.ne.jp> ASCII art 21 Mar 2003 14:41 · permalink
***Oh my hubby, please forgive me of posting
       this RUDE and KINKY article in secret.
          Yours Occasionally, KIRARA***
 


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Woo-Hoo! I am 'PEN1S MAN'. 
I was born in Venice(Italy), raised in Penn.(US) and Niece(France).
After go back to U.S. I'm working in Zenith as a electric man.

Mission is to save the world with my trick.
My main trick is 'Spaam beam'.
To send billions of spam mail to the Enemies at one time.

Second trick is 'lotion attack'. This trick is pretty cool.
Go to the bar with Enemy and treat him Coor's beer. 
Next, to throw eye lotion in his beer just two or three drops. 
You ask me when and how will I do? Heah!
 "Hey you watch at her! Big tit bounding! " 
I exclaim with finger pointing far corner, and just drop it in.
Enemy will not be able to stand straight, even walk.

Woo-Hoo!!  

-- 
KIRARA (it means "mica" in archaic Japanese)
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_thread

KIRARA <jim...@anet.ne.jp> 21 Mar 2003 15:00 · permalink
Ah
In my country, they say drinking alcohol and eye lotion is critical hit.
You can't stand straight, you can't walk in line, when you 
drink eye lotion and alcohol together. We Japanese say so.
How about your country?

KIRARA

Michele Cerulli <cer...@dm.unipi.it> ASCII art 21 Mar 2003 15:23 · permalink
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        :    |,      | \\ :
       :     | ,     |  \\ :
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sssswizzzz --> zooming on critical parts ----.
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         |    _     _     |                  |
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         |      | |       | 
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Woo-Hoo! I am the Penis of'PEN1S MAN'. 
I am here to save the world from Penis Man!

I was born in Venice(Italy), raised in Penn.(US) and Niece(France).
Venice? Why Venice? I understand the Penn-Niece joke....
but Why Venice?....I got lost...

Woo-Hoo!!  
                 

BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 22 Mar 2003 14:46 · permalink
:_)
And does the penis of penisman have a penis (and recursively)?

wow, I really should use "X-No-Archive: Yes" sometimes...

BoD


"Michele Cerulli" <cer...@dm.unipi.it> wrote in message
news:b5fapd$q5c$1...@newsserver.unipi.it...
> __| |_________________________________________
>
> Woo-Hoo! I am the Penis of'PEN1S MAN'.
> I am here to save the world from Penis Man!
>
> I was born in Venice(Italy), raised in Penn.(US) and Niece(France).
> Venice? Why Venice? I understand the Penn-Niece joke....
> but Why Venice?....I got lost...
>
> Woo-Hoo!!
>
>

KIRARA <jim...@anet.ne.jp> 22 Mar 2003 15:05 · permalink
"Michele Cerulli" <cer...@dm.unipi.it> wrote in message news:b5fapd$q5c$1...@newsserver.unipi.it...

<sensored>   <-- it's joke, you know

Woo-Hoo, you are very funny, fun-boy!


> Venice? Why Venice? I understand the Penn-Niece joke....
> but Why Venice?....I got lost...

Because our pronouncing between Venice and pen1s is close.


> Woo-Hoo!!  
                  
Woo-Hoo to you, 
I'll be back in other newsgroup which named
[alt.ascii-art.endless.bla-bla]
Sorry ladies and gentlemen, this thread will cross
the newsgroup because too vulgar to BE here. 
........from PEN1S MAN


kirara( But I still love vulgarity very much ;-) )

In message <xwFea.30420$ZS4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "KIRARA"
<jim...@anet.ne.jp> wrote:

>***Oh my hubby, please forgive me of posting
>       this RUDE and KINKY article in secret.
>          Yours Occasionally, KIRARA***
> 
>
>
>               ,''v''
>              / _  _ \
>      W~~\   /  .  .  \
>     [ ] \\ |    )(   | 
>      U   \\ >   !!  <
>      ,   :\ |       |--:
>      ,  :  ~|       |~\ :
>        :    |,      | \\ :
>       :     | ,     |  \\ :
>      :      |  ,   ,|   \\ :
>     :       |     , |   (_) :
>    :        |   ,   |        :
>   :         |===0===|         :
>  ::      :: |       |::     ::::       
>    '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''
>     '''     | |   | |   ''
>            c__|   |__o
>
>Woo-Hoo! I am 'PEN1S MAN'. 
>I was born in Venice(Italy), raised in Penn.(US) and Niece(France).
>After go back to U.S. I'm working in Zenith as a electric man.
>
>Mission is to save the world with my trick.
>My main trick is 'Spaam beam'.
>To send billions of spam mail to the Enemies at one time.
>
>Second trick is 'lotion attack'. This trick is pretty cool.
>Go to the bar with Enemy and treat him Coor's beer. 
>Next, to throw eye lotion in his beer just two or three drops. 
>You ask me when and how will I do? Heah!
> "Hey you watch at her! Big tit bounding! " 
>I exclaim with finger pointing far corner, and just drop it in.
>Enemy will not be able to stand straight, even walk.
>
>Woo-Hoo!!  

8~o

You don't have the balls to try that stuff with me, Penis!

;~/

In message <GOFea.30423$ZS4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp>  "KIRARA"
<jim...@anet.ne.jp> wrote:

>Ah
>In my country, they say drinking alcohol and eye lotion is critical hit.
>You can't stand straight, you can't walk in line, when you 
>drink eye lotion and alcohol together. We Japanese say so.
>How about your country?
>
>KIRARA

In the USA, we would say an excuse for "falling down drunk" like
"drinking alcohol and eye lotion" is "enabling" - It sounds a lot like
a device used by alcoholics to hide their drinking problem.

Emil

Annie Ascii <ann...@oal.com> ASCII art 22 Mar 2003 21:23 · permalink
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On 2003-03-22 jim...@anet.ne.jp (Kirara) said:

   > But I still love vulgarity very much ;-)

Well, let's combine your "Penis Man" character with your
earlier self-portrait. That should be reasonably vulgar:

                                 ,,,...
                         WW     /{{{}}}}\      Woo-hoo! Help!
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                           \     (  0  )
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                                 lllllll
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                                ***  _ \*  ***
                        W~~\   ***.  .  \****
                       [ ] \\ | ***)(   |***
                        U   \\ > ***!  <
                        ,   :\ |  ***  |--:
                        ,  :  ~|fIIII  |~\ :
                          :    |,      | \\ :
                         :     | ,     |  \\ :
                        :      |  ,   ,|   \\ :
                       :       |     , |   (_) :
                      :        |   ,   |        :
                     :         |===0===|         :
                    ::      :: |       |::     ::::       
                      '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''
                       '''     | |   | |   ''
                              c__|   |__o




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In message <3e7...@post.newsfeed.com>  "Annie Ascii"
<ann...@oal.com>  wrote:

>On 2003-03-22 jim...@anet.ne.jp (Kirara) said:
>
>   > But I still love vulgarity very much ;-)
>
>Well, let's combine your "Penis Man" character with your
>earlier self-portrait. That should be reasonably vulgar:
>
>                                 ,,,...
>                         WW     /{{{}}}}\      Woo-hoo! Help!
>                          \    //q-o-o-p\\      /
>                           \     (  0  )
>                            \_____>---<_____
>                                 |  o  |    \
>                                 |  o  |     \
>                                 |k    |      \
>                                 lllllll
>                                 *******
>                                 ***v***    IIIIJ
>                                ***  _ \*  ***
>                        W~~\   ***.  .  \****
>                       [ ] \\ | ***)(   |***
>                        U   \\ > ***!  <
>                        ,   :\ |  ***  |--:
>                        ,  :  ~|fIIII  |~\ :
>                          :    |,      | \\ :
>                         :     | ,     |  \\ :
>                        :      |  ,   ,|   \\ :
>                       :       |     , |   (_) :
>                      :        |   ,   |        :
>                     :         |===0===|         :
>                    ::      :: |       |::     ::::       
>                      '   ''  :| |~~~| |  '  ''
>                       '''     | |   | |   ''
>                              c__|   |__o


Absolutely brilliant!

Ta,
Emil

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