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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Oct 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Oct 13

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2004 Oct 13

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 14 Oct 2004 - 15 Oct 2004
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>     /    _  _  ;      __        `.     THIS LOVELY PORTRAIT     
>    /    / `' \;        /`-----    )   STIMULATES MY PUNCH REFLEX

I got an image of "Love Is" when reading this one.
Homer Simpson said "Love is two naked 8 year olds" which caused
the people listening to take a few steps back.

This tranism fits perfetly with my opinion of the script.  It maks me
want to punch the paper.  Much like reading Family Circle.



-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
> #1938 PUNCH REFLEX
>
>
>        __  __                                                  
>     ,-'  `'  \         _---``--                                
>    /    _  _  ;      __        `.     THIS LOVELY PORTRAIT     
>   /    / `' \;        /`-----    )   STIMULATES MY PUNCH REFLEX
>  /  .-/    ,(         ),     \-. ;                             
>  |  \(       \       /        )/;                              
>  |   -      _5       `7       -;                               
> /    (  ___-'         `-____    |                              
>(   ___`-_                 \ ____|                              
> \ /   `,/ \     _(\__      /    \                              
>  \      ;  \  .' /'  `i.  /      |                             
>   |      \ _-'( _\__-/  `-       |                             
>   |       `   ,`     `_          | BP                          
>
>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

Thumb war :D

Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
> #1938 PUNCH REFLEX
>
>
>        __  __
>     ,-'  `'  \            _---``--                                
>    /    _  _  ;         __        `.
>   /    / `' \;  Sup dude /`-----    )
>  /  .-/    ,(         \  ),     \-. ;                             
>  |  \(       \          /        )/;                              
>  |   -      _5          `7       -;                               
> /    (  ___-'            `-____    |                              
>(   ___`-_                    \ ____|                              
> \ /   `,/ \     __  (\__      /    \                              
>  \      ;  \  .'  \ /'  `i.  /      |                             
>   |      \ _-'( -_/ \__-/  `-       |                             
>   |       `   ,`        `_          | BP                          
>
>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

Bateau wrote:

 > Faux_Tran wrote:
 >
 >>#1938 PUNCH REFLEX
 >>
 >>       __  __
 >>    ,-'  `'  \            _---``--
 >>   /    _  _  ;         __        `.
 >>  /    / `' \;  Yo dawg. /`-----    )
 >> /  .-/    ,(   /        ),     \-. ;
 >> |  \(       \          /        )/;
 >> |   -      _5          `7       -;
 >>/    (  ___-'            `-____    |
 >>(   ___`-_                    \ ____|
 >>\ /   `,/ \     __  (\__      /    \
 >> \      ;  \  .'  \ /'  `i.  /      |
 >>  |      \ _-'( -_/ \__-/  `-       |
 >>  |       `   ,`        `_          | BP
 >>
 >>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

Big crock...

Bateau wrote:

> Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> #1938 PUNCH REFLEX
>>
>>                  You gonna pass that shit or do I have to punch you?
>>        __  __   /
>>     ,-'  `'  \            _---``-- 
>>    /    _  _  ;         __        `.
>>   /    / `' \;           /`-----    )       It's my weed and I rolled it.
>>  /  .-/    ,(            ),     \-. ;       Bite me. You're lucky I don't
>>  |  \(       \      ~   /        )/;        charge you, you goddamn 
>>  |   -      _5       ~  `7       -;         freeloader
>> /    (  ___-'         ~===-____    |      /
>>(   ___`-_                   \ ____|
>> \ /   `,/ \     __  (\__      /    \
>>  \      ;  \  .'  \ /'  `0.  /      |
>>   |      \ _-'( -_/ \__-/  `-       |
>>   |       `   ,`        `_          | BP
>>
>>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>



-- 
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the
time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 15 Oct 2004 06:35 · permalink
Iconoclast wrote:

nick nicked from Doonesbury?

ICONOCLAST
http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Columns/Editorial/editorial39.htm

DOONESBURY
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20041015/cx_db_uc/db20041015

> Bateau wrote:
> 
>>Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>#1938 PUNCH REFLEX
>>>
>>>                 You gonna pass that shit or do I have to punch you?
>>>       __  __   /
>>>    ,-'  `'  \            _---``-- 
>>>   /    _  _  ;         __        `.
>>>  /    / `' \;           /`-----    )       It's my weed and I rolled it.
>>> /  .-/    ,(            ),     \-. ;       Bite me. You're lucky I don't
>>> |  \(       \      ~   /        )/;        charge you, you goddamn 
>>> |   -      _5       ~  `7       -;         freeloader
>>>/    (  ___-'         ~===-____    |      /
>>>(   ___`-_                   \ ____|
>>>\ /   `,/ \     __  (\__      /    \
>>> \      ;  \  .'  \ /'  `0.  /      |
>>>  |      \ _-'( -_/ \__-/  `-       |
>>>  |       `   ,`        `_          | BP
>>>
>>>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the
time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain

Terrific quote! Too bad the majority of the people are;
a) dumb
b) voters
c) scared shitless
d) old self-interested sellouts

OA:         (0)      (0)     /-----(0)
                         <0> /        \
                (0)          | BUSH   |
                       -X-   |    '04 |
                       ,     \        /
                 "crap!"      \------/

-- 
ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
<===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
         Chemical   Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
                                           |---------------------|'

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Iconoclast wrote:
>
>nick nicked from Doonesbury?
>
>ICONOCLAST
>http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Columns/Editorial/editorial39.htm
>
>DOONESBURY
>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20041015/cx_db_uc/db20041015

Iconoclast is a real word.

ABCGi wrote:

> Iconoclast wrote:
> 
> nick nicked from Doonesbury?
> 
> ICONOCLAST
> http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Columns/Editorial/editorial39.htm
> 
> DOONESBURY
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20041015/cx_db_uc/db20041015
> 
>> Bateau wrote:
>> 
>>>Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>#1938 PUNCH REFLEX
>>>>
>>>>                 You gonna pass that shit or do I have to punch you?
>>>>       __  __   /
>>>>    ,-'  `'  \            _---``--
>>>>   /    _  _  ;         __        `.
>>>>  /    / `' \;           /`-----    )       It's my weed and I rolled
>>>>  it.
>>>> /  .-/    ,(            ),     \-. ;       Bite me. You're lucky I
>>>> don't
>>>> |  \(       \      ~   /        )/;        charge you, you goddamn
>>>> |   -      _5       ~  `7       -;         freeloader
>>>>/    (  ___-'         ~===-____    |      /
>>>>(   ___`-_                   \ ____|
>>>>\ /   `,/ \     __  (\__      /    \
>>>> \      ;  \  .'  \ /'  `0.  /      |
>>>>  |      \ _-'( -_/ \__-/  `-       |
>>>>  |       `   ,`        `_          | BP
>>>>
>>>>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
> 
> "Patriotism is supporting your country all the
> time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
> 
> Terrific quote! Too bad the majority of the people are;

Thanks

> a) dumb
> b) voters
> c) scared shitless
> d) old self-interested sellouts
> 
> OA:         (0)      (0)     /-----(0)
>                          <0> /        \
>                 (0)          | BUSH   |
>                        -X-   |    '04 |
>                        ,     \        /
>                  "crap!"      \------/
> 

e) dumb old self-interested shits who are for the most part too damned lazy
to vote


-- 
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the
time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain

ABCGi wrote:

> Iconoclast wrote:
> 
> nick nicked from Doonesbury?
> 
> ICONOCLAST
> http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Columns/Editorial/editorial39.htm
> 
> DOONESBURY
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20041015/cx_db_uc/db20041015

Sorry to reply twice, missed this part. I haven't read Doonesbury since the
first Bush administration, my town's paper doesn't carry it anymore, so
I've never heard of that character. I picked it based on the dictionary
definition, because I'm a guy who likes to complain :)

-- 
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the
time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain

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