Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Jul 2000.
Father-Son Relationships
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 27 Jul 2000
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Part II
A while ago my father and I had a little chat. (That's unusual. Nor-
mally we don't talk. We just duel, taunting each other about severed
limbs and my sister's possible future. But this time we talked.)
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_________ /_ \ ,-' `-.
,' `. (oo) | _____,' C'mon, Sonny! `.
/ Yes, Dad. \ /\\ \ `--_ The Dark Side ain't \
| I know! | ,-)__/ `-. / that bad! What do you \
\ I know... / / ////`-/ \ | think is it that pays |
`._____ __,' |'--- /| \ | for the roof over your |
\| *Pat!* |+--+ / | \ | head and all the fancy |
` __ ||:=|/ | \\ | gadgets in front of you? |
_ _//(/`----' /| |\ | True, every now and then |
--' | _ <'._`)`-_____,'_| \\ | one has to choke a loud- |
/ : | -' )6)\\ |[::=_)_| \\ | mouthed or incompetent |
/ : | --- \>_/' || \\,| || | subordinate to death. |
/ : | -._ /\ \ /\ \ \\| | || | But the pay and the |
--._| __ // ( \|((| | `/ | | \ perks make more than /
__\_ //)_`// | ||] | | | \ | \ up for any inconve- /
____]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || | | / ))\ \ nience bla bla bla /
___________]' `\_,/'/ ( ( | _) `. bla bla ... ,'
||| ,___,'./ \ \ |__,- `-______________-'
|||,'______| | | )
/|| I==|| | | |
__/_|| __||__ | (| /
---`-._/||-o--o---o----_| _| |------------ool
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It's not as if everything he says doesn't sound sound. It's just--
How shall I put it? While I tried it it FELT like a fate worse than
death, that's all.
Just give me bread and water.
Put a lightsword in my hand.
'Cause all I need is music
And an eighty-six-piece symphonic orchestra.
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
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