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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 29 May 1997.
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Not FREE, But EASY Money!!!

Not FREE, But EASY Money!!!

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 29 May 1997
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<P>This is NOT spam, an illegal chain-letter scheme or some pie-in-the
sky, get rich quick gimmick! Please take a minute to read this and REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT, IT WORKS! This program is about financial freedom. If you
are interested, read on, if not, send it to a friend who might be. Please
download and print this article and give it to someone, off-line, that
may wish to take advantage. To show my sincerity pertaining to my past
success of this program, I have included my E-Mail address to answer any
questions and/or help anyone with the program. By the way, nobody else
is doing this! My E-Mail address is: ins...@usit.net After being layed
of my job of 17 years, I soon found that it was impossible for me to replace
the $55,000 per year income I had become accustomed to. Searching the classifieds
everyday in the newspaper, what I found was many minimum wage or sales
jobs offering commission only, but nothing that I had trained for the past
17 years. I lost my home to foreclosure, one of my cars to the repo man
and had my telephone disconnected by MaBell. Living in a small efficiency
apartment 3 blocks from the public library, I walked there each morning
to search the want ads in the newspaper, and would use the licomputer to
search for work on the internet. I was browsing through the newsgroups
and came across an article similar to this that said &quot;You can make
thousands of dollars in a few weeks with an initial investment of $5.&quot;
I might have been born in the morning, but it wasn't yesterday morning!
I knew this had to be a scam. But, I kept seeing the article in many newsgroups,
so I was curious. Anyway, it said to send $1 to each of the 5 names and
addresses listed on the bottom of the list, then place my name in the 5th
position, then post the article in at least 250 newgroups or send mail
to at least 250 people (there are thousands). there was no catch, that
was it! At that time, $5.00 was like $10,000 is to me today. But I figured,
that equalled a day of bus fares going on job interviews, and I had not
found a job yet, so why not? I decided to give it a try. THANK GOD, I decided
to try!! But, first, I wanted to check the legality of the program, as
I was in no position to have legal problems. I talked with the U.S. Post
Office and found that this program indeed IS LEGAL. It is covered in Title
18, section 1302 of the Postal and Lottery laws. Don't believe me? Check
it out for yourself! The number to call is 1-800-725-2161. After getting
started, guess what? Within 7 days, I started getting some response in
the mail! I was shocked. I was still cynical, and figured it would not
amount to anything, and really didn't give it much more thought. But, the
MONEY kept coming in, literally tripling in size and multiplying by 10-20
times the amount I got in the first week! The first week, I made $73, but
by the end of the second week, I had a total of $1,031! In the third week,
I had $10,212, and it was still growing! This is my fourth week, and I've
made close to $44,000, and those wonderful envelopes are still coming in!!
My total investment was $6.60, plus envelopes. Let me tell you how this
works and more important, WHY IT WORKS! Again, make sure you PRINT A COPY
of this article NOW, so you can get the information off it as you need
it. The process is very, very simple and consists of 3 easy steps: STEP
1: Get 5 seperate sheets of paper and write these words on each sheet:
PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST (this way, you are not just sending
a dollar to someone, you are paying for a legitimate service, and staying
within the guidelines of the law). Now, get 5 $1.00 bills (U.S. Dollar
Bills ONLY please, to maintain uniformity) and place ONE inside EACH of
the sheets of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope,
to prevent thievery. I recommend a woven envelope, as they are difficult
to see through and work best. Be sure and include your address and let
each person know which cycle he is receiving the $1.00 from. When you start
receiving your mail, make sure you retain EVERY name and address sent to
you. You can do this either on your computer or by keeping a hard copy,
but do not discard the names that you receive. This is your PROOF that
you are providing a service, and should you ever be questioned about your
business, you will then be able to provide this proof. After you have folded
the 5 one dollar bills, place them between the sheets of paper, insert
each sheet, along with the one dollar bill into a seperate envelope (5
one dollar bills, 5 seperate envelopes) then seal the envelopes. Now, address
each of the 5 envelopes with the following 5 names and addresses, and mail
them, standard mail: 1) Tina Westbrook 2413 E. Broadway #145 maryville,
TN. 37804 2) Dave Mathews 216 N 41st Springfield, Ore 97478 3) Anwar Mai
1927 Benton Lane Novato, CA 94945 4) Narres Battad 2503 Oxford Street Vancouver,
BC V5k-1m9, Canada 5) Alan Roseberry P.O. Box 236 Berlin, MA 01503 STEP
2: Now remove the top name (#1) from the list, and move the other names
up 1 position. This way, #5 becomes #4, #4 becomes #3 and so on. Place
your name in the #5 position on the list. STEP 3: DO NOT CHANGE anything
on this article, with only one exception. That is adding your name in the
#5 position and moving the other names up. this program WORKS and if you
make changes, revisions, etc., you are gambling with your results. At this
time, post the article (with your name added) to AT LEAST 250 newsgroups.
There are over 30,000 newsgroups, so selecting 250 will be no problem.
Remember: the MORE you POST the MORE you will MAKE! Don't know how to post
in the newsgroups? Simply follow these easy steps: FOR NETSCAPE USERS-
1) Click on any newsgroup, like normal. Then, click on 'TO NEWS' which
you will find in the top left corner of the newsgroup page. This will bring
up a message box. 2) Fill in the SUBJECT, using a flashy title, like the
one I used, that will catch the eye. 3) Go to the message part of the box
and retype this article EXACTLY as it is here, again, the only exception
being your name added to the #5 position (and remember to move the other
names up on the list). 4) When you are finished typing in the WHOLE article,
click on 'FILE' above the send button. then, 'SAVE AS'. DO NOT SEND YOUR
ARTICLE UNTIL YOU HAVE SAVED IT!!! (this is so you don't have to type this
250 times.) 5) Now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your
first copy. (click the 'SEND' button in the top left corner.) 6) This is
how you post all 250 articles. Now, go to any newsgroup and click the 'TO
NEWS' button again. Type in your flashy subject in the 'SUBJECT BOX' then
go to the message and place your cursor here. Now, click on 'ATTACHMENT'
which is directly below the 'SUBJECT BOX'. Click on attach file then find
your article wherever you saved it. Click once on your file, then click
'OPEN' then click 'OK'. If you did this right, you should see your filename
in the 'ATTACHMENT BOX' and it will be shaded. CONGRATULATIONS!! You now
have an exciting, new business, where the financial rewards will absolutely
stagger you. You will start receiving your envelopes from around the world
within days! What kind of money can you expect to see? That is totally
dependent upon YOU! If you keep the article EXACTLY as it is here (the
only exception in placing your name in the #5 position and moving the other
names up) and you post this article in AT LEAST 250 newsgroups, sit back
- and relax 0 because your ship is about to come in. But specifically,
the money... For illustration purposes let's say that out of 250 postings
you only receive 6 replies (again, this is for illustration purposes only...the
lowest response I have seen to date is 4.25% response!). So, you have just
made $6.00 with your name in the #5 position. Now, each of the 6 persons
who just sent you $1.00 make the MINIMUM 250 postings, each with your name
in the #4 position and only 6 people respond to each of the original 5,
that is another $30.00 for you. Now, those 30 EACH make 250 MINIMUM postings,
with your name in the #3 position, you will bring in an additional $150.00.
those 125 persons, will then turn around and post the MINIMUM 250 articles
with your name at #2 and receive only 6 replies each, you make an additional
$750.00! Let's get ready for the fun part, because each of those 750 persons
post a MINIMUM 250 articles with your name at #1, and they receive only
6 replies, they just made you $4,688.00! Remember, this is with an original
investment of $6.60! Are we excited yet? As I said earlier, 6 responses
is actually VERY LOW. Like I said, the least response I have seen to date
is 4.25%, with my average right at 7%! Let's look at the number with my
average of 7%...that equates to 18 responses per person. Look at these
numbers, and you will see why I am so excited: at #5 - $18.00 at #4 - $324.00
at #3 - $5,832.00 at #2 - $104,976.00 at #1 - $1,889,568.00 When your name
moves off the list, just take the latest posting, and send out another
$5.00 to the names on the list, placing your name in the #5 position again.
Then start posting. REMEMBER 250 MINIMUM! Keep in mind there are over 60
million internet users world-wide and that number increases at the rate
of 50,000 per day! Hundreds of thousands of people read these articles
every minute of every day, just like you are now. Don't you think you might
be able to help some of these people get out of debt, while helping yourself
at the same time? YOU CANNOT and WILL NOT LOSE, the numbers and my bank
account DON'T LIE!! ONE LAST THING... No matter how much debt we owe, no
matter how bad our situation might seem, always, always, ALWAYS REMEMBER
there are many, many people out there far less fortunate than us. As your
cash-flow starts to build, please consider tithing a percentage of your
new found wealth to your church or some worthwhile charity. By doing this,
you will help many people, and your life will be enriched as a result.
Remember, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY! You do not need to cheat to make
money. Play Fair! Play by the Rules! Keep track of your weekly earnings.
After you post this article and should you catch someone placing their
name on the list and not sending you the dollar, E-Mail me with the details
and I will take steps to have that posting removed! Print this article
RIGHT NOW, and keep a list of all those who send you money. Keep an eye
on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. Again, HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY!!! GOD BLESS and GOOD LUCK </P>

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