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SUPPLEMENT YOUR INCOME

SUPPLEMENT YOUR INCOME

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 6 Dec 1996 - 7 Dec 1996


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I'm going to keep this short and simple.  

You want to make easy money.  So do thousands of other people, myself 
included.  

While surfing the web, I came across this scheme... how it works... you 
simply send $1.00 each to 5 people, add your name to the list after 
bumping off the first persons name (so it always stays at 5 people/$5.00) 
and repost the list, this time with your name.  Well, wherever I saw this 
scheme, it was padded with pages of drivel about "I earned $50 000.00 in 6 
weeks" .  Sure, I thought to myself, I can just see it, you waited until 
you earned $50 000.00 before you reposted this ad with your name... what 
crap! I mean, how did you earn those $50 000.00 in the first place, if 
you're only posting now?  A lure, of course, is all these posts are.

So I'm telling you... I haven't earned a cent from this scheme... not yet, 
anyway.  But I'm hoping to... because in spite of all the bullshit 
surrounding it, the basic scheme is pretty sound... for a paltry $5.00 you 
stand to reap big rewards.  I have, right here, five $1.00 notes which are 
going to be posted off tomorrow afternoon to the five names on the list I 
got off the newsgroup... so somewhere, 5 people who took a chance on this 
are each getting $1.00 from me... and how many dollars are they getting 
from other people just like me?

For just $5.00 I'm certainly willing to take a gamble; if it doesn't work 
out, I'll hardly miss the $5.00!!  Yet, if it does work out... WOW!!

You see, what makes this scheme so workable is that EVERYONE can afford 
those $5.00...  

So, if you want to take a chance too, if you also feel that $5.00 is very 
little to lose in the face of such a potentially huge gain (I mean, just 
think about the POTENTIAL of this!), then read on for the instructions! 
And hey... the over-enthusiastic drivel is not mine, I did a cut-and-paste 
!! :-)

My only "sales-pitch" for this scheme is... I'm doing it... so how many 
other people are doing it too?  Makes you think, doesn't it??

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------

First, why don't you save this to your harddrive so you have it as a handy 
reference?


INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:

          "Please add my name to your list".  

This creates a service out of this money making system and thus making it 
completely legal. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, 
you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you 
include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is 
completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their 
name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!  This is all 
about having fun and making money at the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or money 
orders), and put each dollar into a separate envelope and send it on its 
way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill 
will insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

Here are the five people:

 
 1. Shane Uhlir
     121 S. Beltwoods Dr.
     DeSoto, TX 75115

 2. Sandy Kim
     3047 David Ave #10
     Campbell, CA 95128

 3. Kevin Warkentin           
     1709 Ulex
     McAllen, TX 78504
   
 4. Adam Lasswell
     903 W. Perrine St.
     Johnston City, IL 62951 

5. K. Lee
    P O Box 176
    Umdloti Beach, 4350
    Durban, Natal,
    South Africa

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR 
MAILBOX.   

* Look at the list of five people;  remove the first name from position 
one 
* move everyone on the list up slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will 
now move to the position 1 slot ,       position 3 will now become 
position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.
* Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the 
bottom position on the list.

So, your post will now look like this:

1.  Sandy Kim
     3047 David Ave #10
     Campbell, CA 95128

2.  Kevin Warkentin           
     1709 Ulex
     McAllen, TX 78504
   
 3. Adam Lasswell
     903 W. Perrine St.
     Johnston City, IL 62951 

4. K. Lee
    P O Box 176
    Umdloti Beach, 4350
    Durban, Natal,
    South Africa

5.  YOUR NAME & ADDRESS

(do you see what happens??  As your name gets moved up the list, so you 
will get more $$$!!)


4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin 
boards' message areas & file section as possible.   (see the bottom of 
this post for instructions on uploading if you don't know how)

Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: "NEED 
FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  

And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the 
more money the others on the list will make too. 

LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 
PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, 
believe me!!! 

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE 
CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to trickle in 
around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR 
MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize 
YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something special 
you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one you 
want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate this 
file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted and 
possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file, 
always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME 
AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

REMEMBER:

This scheme depends on two things only...  YOUR honesty in sending the $$, 
and  YOUR commitment to reposting this as many times as you can!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------

UPLOAD INSTRUCTIONS

FOR NETSCAPE USERS,
1) Click on any newsgroup, like normal. Then click on 'To News',   which 
is in the top left corner of the newsgroup page. This will bring up a 
message box.

2) Fill in the Subject with an eye-catching  title, like the one I used.

3) Now, go to the message part of the box and retype this letter exactly 
as it is here, with the exception of your few changes.  (Remember to add 
your name to number 5 and move the rest up) 

4) When you're done typing in the WHOLE letter, click on 'File' above the 
send button. then, 'Save As..' DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU SAVE  
IT. (so you don't have to type this 200 times :) 

5) Now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your first copy! 
(click that send button in the top left corner)

6) THIS IS WHERE YOU POST ALL ARTICLES! 

OK, go to ANY newsgroup article and click the 'To News' button again. Type 
in your flashy subject in the SUBJECT BOX, then go to the body part of the 
message and leave your cursor here. NOW click on 'Attachment' which is 
right below the SUBJECT BOX. Click on attach file then find your letter 
wherever you saved it. Click once on your file and then click 'open' then 
click 'OK'.

IF you did this right, you should see your filename in the attachment box 
and it will be shaded green. NOW POST AWAY!!

IF YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER:

It's just as easy, Holding down the left mouse button, highlight this 
entire article, then press the 'CTRL' key and 'C' Key at the same time to 
copy this article. Then print the article for your records to have the 
names of those you will be sending $1 to. NEXT go to the newsgroups and 
press 'POST AN ARTICLE'.  Type in your fancy subject and click the large 
window below. Press 'CTRL' and 'V' and the article will appear in the 
message window. **BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE 5 NAMES**   
      Now re-highlight the article and re-copy it so you have the 
changes... then all you have to do for each newsgroup is 'CTRL' and 'V'. 
and press 'POST' IT's That EASY!

7) THAT'S IT! all you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post 
away, after you get the hang of it, it takes about 30 seconds for each 
newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU 
WILL MAKE!! 

das...@mail.entrsft.com 7 Dec 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
On 12/6/96 11:05AM, in message <589g8m$dt...@hermes.is.co.za>, KL 
<tab...@eastcoast.co.za> wrote:

   You have posted an illegal pyramid scheme and/or chain letter on the usenet.
 
  Your post has been forwarded to:
          Bureau of Consumer Protection (bbr...@ftc.gov)
          Fraud Dept. of IRS (104...@irs.gov)
          National Fraud Information Center (nfi...@internetmci.com)
  
  These agencies are interested in unreported taxable income and
  fraud in general. In your posting you claimed large incomes 
  - this will be of interest to the IRS - you can look forward to an audit!!!
  
  Your postmaster has also been notified of your illegal actions -
  you can probably look forward to having your account closed.
 


> 
> ============================================
> 
> I'm going to keep this short and simple.  
> 
> You want to make easy money.  So do thousands of other people, myself 
> included.  
> 
> While surfing the web, I came across this scheme... how it works... you 
> simply send $1.00 each to 5 people, add your name to the list after 
> bumping off the first persons name (so it always stays at 5 people/$5.00) 
> and repost the list, this time with your name.  Well, wherever I saw this 
> scheme, it was padded with pages of drivel about "I earned $50 000.00 in 6 
> weeks" .  Sure, I thought to myself, I can just see it, you waited until 
> you earned $50 000.00 before you reposted this ad with your name... what 
> crap! I mean, how did you earn those $50 000.00 in the first place, if 
> you're only posting now?  A lure, of course, is all these posts are.
> 
> So I'm telling you... I haven't earned a cent from this scheme... not yet, 
> anyway.  But I'm hoping to... because in spite of all the bullshit 
> surrounding it, the basic scheme is pretty sound... for a paltry $5.00 you 
> stand to reap big rewards.  I have, right here, five $1.00 notes which are 
> going to be posted off tomorrow afternoon to the five names on the list I 
> got off the newsgroup... so somewhere, 5 people who took a chance on this 
> are each getting $1.00 from me... and how many dollars are they getting 
> from other people just like me?
> 
> For just $5.00 I'm certainly willing to take a gamble; if it doesn't work 
> out, I'll hardly miss the $5.00!!  Yet, if it does work out... WOW!!
> 
> You see, what makes this scheme so workable is that EVERYONE can afford 
> those $5.00...  
> 
> So, if you want to take a chance too, if you also feel that $5.00 is very 
> little to lose in the face of such a potentially huge gain (I mean, just 
> think about the POTENTIAL of this!), then read on for the instructions! 
> And hey... the over-enthusiastic drivel is not mine, I did a cut-and-paste 
> !! :-)
> 
> My only "sales-pitch" for this scheme is... I'm doing it... so how many 
> other people are doing it too?  Makes you think, doesn't it??
> 
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> -----------------------------------------------------
> 
> First, why don't you save this to your harddrive so you have it as a handy 
> reference?
> 
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
> 1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
> 
>           "Please add my name to your list".  
> 
> This creates a service out of this money making system and thus making it 
> completely legal. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, 
> you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you 
> include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is 
> completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their 
> name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!  This is all 
> about having fun and making money at the same time!
> 
> 2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or money 
> orders), and put each dollar into a separate envelope and send it on its 
> way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill 
> will insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
> 
> Here are the five people:
> 
>  
>  1. Shane Uhlir
>      121 S. Beltwoods Dr.
>      DeSoto, TX 75115
> 
>  2. Sandy Kim
>      3047 David Ave #10
>      Campbell, CA 95128
> 
>  3. Kevin Warkentin           
>      1709 Ulex
>      McAllen, TX 78504
>    
>  4. Adam Lasswell
>      903 W. Perrine St.
>      Johnston City, IL 62951 
> 
> 5. K. Lee
>     P O Box 176
>     Umdloti Beach, 4350
>     Durban, Natal,
>     South Africa
> 
> 3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR 
> MAILBOX.   
> 
> * Look at the list of five people;  remove the first name from position 
> one 
> * move everyone on the list up slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will 
> now move to the position 1 slot ,       position 3 will now become 
> position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.
> * Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the 
> bottom position on the list.
> 
> So, your post will now look like this:
> 
> 1.  Sandy Kim
>      3047 David Ave #10
>      Campbell, CA 95128
> 
> 2.  Kevin Warkentin           
>      1709 Ulex
>      McAllen, TX 78504
>    
>  3. Adam Lasswell
>      903 W. Perrine St.
>      Johnston City, IL 62951 
> 
> 4. K. Lee
>     P O Box 176
>     Umdloti Beach, 4350
>     Durban, Natal,
>     South Africa
> 
> 5.  YOUR NAME & ADDRESS
> 
> (do you see what happens??  As your name gets moved up the list, so you 
> will get more $$$!!)
> 
> 
> 4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin 
> boards' message areas & file section as possible.   (see the bottom of 
> this post for instructions on uploading if you don't know how)
> 
> Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: "NEED 
> FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  
> 
> And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the 
> more money the others on the list will make too. 
> 
> LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 
> PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, 
> believe me!!! 
> 
> 6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE 
> CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to trickle in 
> around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR 
> MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
> mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize 
> YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
> 
> 7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something special 
> you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one you 
> want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY LIFE!
> 
> 8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate this 
> file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted and 
> possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file, 
> always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
> cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME 
> AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
> 
> REMEMBER:
> 
> This scheme depends on two things only...  YOUR honesty in sending the $$, 
> and  YOUR commitment to reposting this as many times as you can!
> 
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> -----------------------------------------------------
> 
> UPLOAD INSTRUCTIONS
> 
> FOR NETSCAPE USERS,
> 1) Click on any newsgroup, like normal. Then click on 'To News',   which 
> is in the top left corner of the newsgroup page. This will bring up a 
> message box.
> 
> 2) Fill in the Subject with an eye-catching  title, like the one I used.
> 
> 3) Now, go to the message part of the box and retype this letter exactly 
> as it is here, with the exception of your few changes.  (Remember to add 
> your name to number 5 and move the rest up) 
> 
> 4) When you're done typing in the WHOLE letter, click on 'File' above the 
> send button. then, 'Save As..' DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU SAVE  
> IT. (so you don't have to type this 200 times :) 
> 
> 5) Now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your first copy! 
> (click that send button in the top left corner)
> 
> 6) THIS IS WHERE YOU POST ALL ARTICLES! 
> 
> OK, go to ANY newsgroup article and click the 'To News' button again. Type 
> in your flashy subject in the SUBJECT BOX, then go to the body part of the 
> message and leave your cursor here. NOW click on 'Attachment' which is 
> right below the SUBJECT BOX. Click on attach file then find your letter 
> wherever you saved it. Click once on your file and then click 'open' then 
> click 'OK'.
> 
> IF you did this right, you should see your filename in the attachment box 
> and it will be shaded green. NOW POST AWAY!!
> 
> IF YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER:
> 
> It's just as easy, Holding down the left mouse button, highlight this 
> entire article, then press the 'CTRL' key and 'C' Key at the same time to 
> copy this article. Then print the article for your records to have the 
> names of those you will be sending $1 to. NEXT go to the newsgroups and 
> press 'POST AN ARTICLE'.  Type in your fancy subject and click the large 
> window below. Press 'CTRL' and 'V' and the article will appear in the 
> message window. **BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE 5 NAMES**   
>       Now re-highlight the article and re-copy it so you have the 
> changes... then all you have to do for each newsgroup is 'CTRL' and 'V'. 
> and press 'POST' IT's That EASY!
> 
> 7) THAT'S IT! all you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post 
> away, after you get the hang of it, it takes about 30 seconds for each 
> newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU 
> WILL MAKE!! 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

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